The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
"I was stopped by police while driving. The officer walked up to my window and said: "Papers.".
I responded "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch though 'cause he's been following me ever since..."
I think that's the lamest "joke" I ever heard and it probably lost something in translation too. Dunno if that made it worse or better though. I'm really, really sorry!
What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They work it out with a pencil.
Compliments of Chroot.
I didn't know chroot tried to be humorous. fortune on the other hand (posted this elsewhere but I guess it really belongs here):
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One to change the light bulb and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
That $6500 Angus joke reminds me about the one relayable as somebody had legal trouble due to shooting and/or killing some endangered bird. Somebody else commented, "... tastes like chicken".
That $6500 Angus joke reminds me about the one relayable as somebody had legal trouble due to shooting and/or killing some endangered bird. Somebody else commented, "... tastes like chicken".
The version of the bird joke that I know goes as follows.
A man is in court charged with shooting a golden eagle, which is illegal in the UK. He eventually convinces the magistrate that it was an accident, and is found not guilty. The magistrate then asks, out of curiosity, what he did with the dead eagle. The man replies,
"I ate it"
"What did it taste like?"
"A bit like swan"
As told by the late veteran British comedian Barry Cryer.
The version of the bird joke that I know goes as follows.
A man is in court charged with shooting a golden eagle, which is illegal in the UK. He eventually convinces the magistrate that it was an accident, and is found not guilty. The magistrate then asks, out of curiosity, what he did with the dead eagle. The man replies,
"I ate it"
"What did it taste like?"
"A bit like swan"
As told by the late veteran British comedian Barry Cryer.
Killing a swan is also illegal in the UK
This reminds me of the following meme:
(Sorry for the blanks. That's due to my translation.)
