Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #23,581
Q: What Price do get for not moving a muscle for a week?

A: A trophy.

(Sorry!)
 
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  • #23,582
sbrothy said:
Q: What Price do get for not moving a muscle for a week?

A: A trophy.

(Sorry!)
And you even need to pay Atro fee.
 
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berkeman said:
An optimist says there will only be sh*t left to eat in the future. The pessimist says there won't be enough left for everyone.
 
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In today's world, Quasimodo would have been denied the No-bell prize.
 
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WWGD said:
In today's world, Quasimodo would have been denied the No-bell prize.
Do you have evidence for that claim? Or is it just a hunch?
 
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  • #23,588
Ibix said:
Do you have evidence for that claim? Or is it just a hunch?
Well, his name did ring a bell.
 
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Just out of boredom, I told someone with last name 'Parris', to travel to Lyon. Then we can say 'Parris is in Frrance'.
 
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WWGD said:
In today's world, Quasimodo would have been denied the No-bell prize.
Ibix said:
Do you have evidence for that claim? Or is it just a hunch?
WWGD said:
Well, his name did ring a bell.
If I may chime in: I don't bellieve it.
 
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  • #23,593
jack action said:
If I may chime in: I don't bellieve it.
You're just being _bell_ icose.
 
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jack action said:
If I may chime in: I don't bellieve it.
The quoted piece is simply brilliant, why would I ruin Votre conversation with a lame attempt at a joke?
 
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dextercioby said:
why would I ruin Votre conversation with a lame attempt at a joke?
May I refer you to the thread title?
 
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jack action said:
May I refer you to the thread title?
Dame, why didn't I think of that?
 
  • #23,597
I covered a sharp knife with basalt. If I attack someone, it will be basalt with a deadly weapon.
 
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Reminds me of this classic

 
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The medicine I bought for my fishes ' health only worked at very small scales.
 
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WWGD said:
The medicine I bought for my fishes ' health only worked at very small scales.
Was it a topical ointment?
Was the effect merely super fish oil ?
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Was it a topical ointment?
Was the effect merely super fish oil ?
@BillTre is the go to guy
DaveC426913 said:
Was it a topical ointment?
Was the effect merely super fish oil ?
It just looked fishy.
 
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The new Hard Rock Cafe in Antartica was unironically described as a " Pretty Cool place".
 
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WWGD said:
@BillTre is the go to guy

It just looked fishy.
Was it smelt?
 
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256bits said:
Was it smelt?
If you smelt it, you dealt it.
 
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  • #23,609
That one took me awhile.

Hint: It's kinda like blinker fluid
 
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gmax137 said:
That one took me awhile.

Hint: It's kinda like blinker fluid
Had to look it up.
 

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