Collection of Lame Jokes

[symbolipoint]

#23608, I still do not understand.

 

[DaveC426913]

#23608, I still do not understand.

Muffler bearing.

 

[WWGD]

Muffler bearing.

You don't have to call him a name!

 

[DaveC426913]

Muffler bearing.

By the way, I didn't get it either. I used Google Lens. (Laptop.Chrome: right-click on an image, click search with Google lens)

 

[symbolipoint]

Looked under the spoiler but I still do not understand. Best I can think, the two parts of that terminology do not seem to fit together. Like many jokes, person should understand fairly fast; but if not person should not worry about it.

 

[DaveC426913]

Looked under the spoiler but I still do not understand. Best I can think, the two parts of that terminology do not seem to fit together. Like many jokes, person should understand fairly fast; but if not person should not worry about it.

List of fake car parts to sell to hapless customers:

• Piston return springs
• Muffler bearing
• Transmission relay
• Blinker fluid
• Suspension hook
• Radiator springs (long story)
• The good suggestions:
• ventilation regulator
• bumper valve
• floor mat alignment
• flux capacitor
• high altitude battery
• Johnson rods
• Damper valves
• Diesel Coilpacks (or any ignition/distributor related item)
• Rotary pistons
• fuel magnet (and fuel magnet alignment)
• Turbo brake
• Tire gaskets
• relay coil damper
• spark plug springs
• {insert name here} valve
• Battery filter
• Horn fluid
• Magnetic brake resistors
• Diesel spark plugs
• Seasonal air
• Oil thinner
• Clutch throw bearing
• engine salt
• manual CVT
• driveshaft grease
• muffler fluid
• intake oil
• Tow Capacitor
• Tow Brace
• Catalytic Inverter
• Muffler Damper
• Window Return Spring
• Battery Conditioner Fluid
• Floor Pan Drain Valve (It's Jeep thing)
• Dipstick Extender (for low-oil situations)
• brake coolant
• led filiments
• flywheel bracket
• flywheel brace
• exhaust impeller
• oil filter belt
• exhaust belt
• windshield wiper governor
• thermostat bearing
• Brake pedal return spring
• windshield wiper timing belt
• EGR compression release valve
• clutch lubricant
• fuel pump linkage
• grease mounts
• catalytic converter fluid
• catalytic converter sand
• suspension elbow
• fuel filter backwash
• tire rods
• turbo encabulator

Attributed to a reddit post, but PF insists on rendering it as a media attachment.

 

[symbolipoint]

DaveC426913, so logical to an extent that I was trying so hard to find logic but the whole point was to recognize the lack of logic. Dumb ideas that make no sense, but someone still tries to figure out how and cannot do it . EXACTLY! I should have recognized right away in the spoiler. Two things which just do not go together.