Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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People in Siberia are putting food in freezers in order to _warm it up_.
 
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jtbell said:
What do you call a baby groundhog?

A chuckling.

(heh heh :wink: )
Elvis warned us. He's nothing but a groundhog.
 
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WWGD said:
Elvis warned us. He's nothing but a groundhog.
That's it! That's why we keep seeing him over and over and over again!
 
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A snake walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "How did you do that?!?"
 
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jtbell said:
A snake walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "How did you do that?!?"

Next a snail staggers in, trips and goes sprawling on the floor.

"Hey, are you OK?"
 
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davenn said:
I very much doubt that the 1960s conception of a futuristic computer running an entire starship (it would be able to do hundreds of thousands of calculations per second!) could handle Windows...
 
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jtbell said:
A snake walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "How did you do that?!?"
And the snake replies: Can't you tell I don't
jtbell said:
That's it! That's why we keep seeing him over and over and over again!
You think we'll see him this next February 6th?
 

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