Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #23,851
My wife to me
It also applies to telescopes, meteorites and minerals hahaha


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  • #23,852
davenn said:
My wife to me
It also applies to telescopes, meteorites and minerals hahaha


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Too many radios? Telescopes? Meteorites? Minerals?

How cute.


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jack action said:
Too many radios? Telescopes? Meteorites? Minerals?

How cute.

My neighbour - with whom I shared a driveway for 30 years.
 
  • #23,854
A little more Medic humor...

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Seems to be a real name:

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Just now I saw a question on another forum about magazines to read on the toilet. It took me way back to when I was a kid in the 1960s. My Finnish-American aunt and uncle had this on the wall in their basement toilet:

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"Every moment is a reading moment. Buy a magazine too, today."

I entered the first line (in Finnish) into a Google image search, and sure enough, it popped up!
 
  • #23,858
Does it say anywhere "and you know what to do with the paper when you're done"?
 
  • #23,859
Don't flush it down the drain unless you want to help your plumber buy a new truck. :wink:
 
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"Safety Third" lol
 
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DaveC426913
That one reminds me of the "file id description in zip file" which was to be included with any zipped file; and was a file in plain text to identify and describe the zipped file contents.

DIZ was supposed to resemble ZIP upside down and backwards.
FILE_ID.DIZ

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symbolipoint said:
DaveC426913
That one reminds me of the "file id description in zip file" which was to be included with any zipped file; and was a file in plain text to identify and describe the zipped file contents.

DIZ was supposed to resemble ZIP upside down and backwards.
FILE_ID.DIZ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FILE_ID.DIZ
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  • #23,865
In honour of the currently running Monty Hall thread, and with deep deep apologies to The Clash:

Monty, you got to tell me which
Should I stick or should I switch?
If you say that I chose a goat
Well to switch would float my boat
So you got to tell me which
Should I stick, or should I switch?
It's always car, car, car
But I'm too confused by far
One door is car, the others goat
So if you want to know my vote
Well, come on and tell me which
Should I stick or should I switch?
[Chorus]
Should I stick, or should I switch now?
Should I stick, or should I switch now?
If I switch there may be trouble
And if I stick, it will be double
So come on and tell me which
 
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"You otter be in the movies!"

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Otter?

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