Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

 

[DrGreg]

In the UK there is a TV programme for very young children called Peppa Pig. One episode is about spiders and reassures viewers that spiders are very small and can't hurt you.

When the series was exported to Australia, that episode was banned.

Ref: Peppa Pig 'spiders can't hurt you' episode pulled off air in Australia – again

 

[fresh_42]

In the UK there is a TV programme for very young children called Peppa Pig. One episode is about spiders and reassures viewers that spiders are very small and can't hurt you.

When the series was exported to Australia, that episode was banned.

Yes, if I should ever be bitten by a spider, I hope it happens north of the Alps!

 

[davenn]

In the UK there is a TV programme for very young children called Peppa Pig. One episode is about spiders and reassures viewers that spiders are very small and can't hurt you.

When the series was exported to Australia, that episode was banned.

Ref: Peppa Pig 'spiders can't hurt you' episode pulled off air in Australia – again

hahaha, I was unaware of that ... what most people ( and obviously those who produced that TV prog) don't realize, is that the smaller spiders tend to be more venomous than the larger onesDave

 

[Keith_McClary]

https://bizarro.com/daily-comic/?fd=2018-11-18

 

[scottdave]

Some things are funny because they are true.
http://pearlsofrawnerdism.com/life-and-maths/

 

[davenn]

 

[jim mcnamara]

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2018/11/22

 

[davenn]

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2018/11/22

hahaha

 

[DrClaude]

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2018/11/22

Spoiler

It's called a rake

 

[fresh_42]

Spoiler

It's called a rake

Spoiler

And I thought it's haravointi.

 

[DennisN]

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https://www.scoopnest.com/user/cari...u-heard-of-pavlov-s-cat-via-bad-science-jokes

The Pavlov's cat joke is hilarious! And probably even more so to me as I am a cat owner*.
* Edit: My cat may think he owns me though, and maybe he does.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

Spoiler

 

[collinsmark]

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I have a T-shirt with basically that on it.

 

[Ibix]

I have a T-shirt with basically that on it.

Spooky!

 

[davenn]

 

[Demystifier]

A police officer caught Mr. Heisenberg for exceeding the speed limit.
- Mr. Heisenberg, do you know how fast you were driving?
- Yes, and I know exactly where I am.
- So how do you explain your behavior?
- I have cancer, and I have to take care of my family.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Demystifier]

Nobody gets #918? Not even chemists? Maybe I should move it to the Lame Jokes thread.

 

[mjc123]

Is it a Breaking Bad allusion? (I never watched it.)

 

[Ibix]

Nobody gets #918? Not even chemists? Maybe I should move it to the Lame Jokes thread.

It took me a while - like @mjc123 I didn't follow Breaking Bad and the connection didn't immediately occur.

 

[Demystifier]

Yes, it's Breaking Bad. I thought there will be more fans here. :)

 

[Ibix]

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A fellow PhD student was losing his hair in his early 20s. He was fond of the saying that "grass doesn't grow on a busy road", but admitted that his supervisor had retorted that grass doesn't grow through solid rock, either...

 

[Borg]

A fellow PhD student was losing his hair in his early 20s. He was fond of the saying that "grass doesn't grow on a busy road", but admitted that his supervisor had retorted that grass doesn't grow through solid rock, either...

Nor in a vacuum.

 

[fresh_42]

Spoiler: Engineer tells a joke

That's a good one!

Spoiler: Physicist tells a joke

Ah, that won't happen!

Spoiler: Mathematician tells a joke

?

 

[mfb]

Depending on how you read it the first one is either good or bad for engineers.

 

[scottdave]

Not sure if this link to an image on reddRe will work. If not then I'll try uploading.

Ok I'll try imgur.

 

[fresh_42]

Not sure if this link to an image on reddRe will work. If not then I'll try uploading.

Ok I'll try imgur.
https://i.imgur.com/KNARJop.png

If it only wasn't so true! That basically describes what happens between school and university!

 

[scottdave]

If it only wasn't so true! That basically describes what happens between school and university!

I am taking a Python for analytics MicroMasters course through edX and Georgia Tech. The cartoon is an obvious exaggeration, but there are times when I'm watching the lessons, thinking "This is simple". Then I get the homework and ... "Whoa! Where did this come from?"

 

[BillTre]

Popper's falsification approach applied to biographies:

 

[Ibix]

You could do similar for Bayes. "My a posteriori confidence that Bayes was born in 1701 is around 30%."

 

[fresh_42]

I'm not sure Schrödinger was born, and I'm very uncertain about Heisenberg's birthday.

 

[Ibix]

I'm not sure Schrödinger was born

...but to calculate the probability you just apply the Born Rule.

 

[mfb]

The identity uncertainty: EVERYONE ALIVE WAS BORN[/size] (sorry, only works in caps)

 

[fresh_42]

The identity uncertainty: EVERYONE ALIVE WAS BORN (sorry, only works in caps)

The Alexandroff compactification of quantum field theories?

 

[Ibix]

The identity uncertainty: EVERYONE ALIVE WAS BORN (sorry, only works in caps)

I was thinking "Schrodinger was not Born at all"

 

[fresh_42]

I was thinking "Schrodinger was not Born at all"

And I could have sworn the Bells had been heard not only locally.

 

[Keith_McClary]

A Glut of Math Jokes
with Bad Drawings.

 

[davenn]

A Glut of Math Jokes
with Bad Drawings.

the first one on that page ....

usually has an engineers' view
"The glass is obviously double the size that it needs to be"

sometimes a "drinker" view

"Whatever, there's clearly room for more beer"

 

[BillTre]

Another from xkcd, asto-tourist ratings:

 

[DennisN]

 

[collinsmark]

Today's SMBC:

(Source: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/staging)

 

[fresh_42]

Engineers!

 

[DaveC426913]

Engineers!

I see nothing untoward here.

 

[Keith_McClary]

https://bizarro.com/daily-comic/?fd=2018-12-09

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Klystron]

Trouble at the Infinity Bar:

A recursive function walks into a bar;
...A recursive function walks into a bar;
...A recursive function walks into a bar;
...A recursive function walks into a bar;
...A recursive function walks into a bar;
...never to return!
...return;
...return;
...return
...return;
return.