Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[davenn]

uh huh ...

 

[BillTre]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[jack action]

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.

Surprise, surprise, it was an Apple.

But with extremely limited memory.

Just 1 byte.

Then everything crashed.

 

[Keith_McClary]

SMBC

 

[davenn]

Geologists have uncovered the world's oldest piece of bread. It was found deep in the Earth's crust.

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

A good (world saving) reason to switch to liquor or wine!

 

[Ibix]

View attachment 247850

Beer contains CO₂? We'd better drink it all before it contributes to climate change...

 

[fresh_42]

Beer contains CO₂? We'd better drink it all before it contributes to climate change...

The original joke was sharper, but I was unsecure how much black humor is allowed on PF.

 

[BillTre]

Coincidence?

Prometheoarchaeum syntrophicum
vs.

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Random Similarity or Something Deeper?

 

[DaveC426913]

Beer contains CO₂? We'd better drink it all before it contributes to climate change...

Humano-gastric sequestration of CO2.

But only for an hour at a time...

 

[Keith_McClary]

Excellent 3 minute geo-engineering video:

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/0...olve-climate-change-totally-****-over-planet/
(You will have to undo PF's family friendlyfication of the URL.)

 

[mfb]

(You will have to undo PF's family friendlyfication of the URL.)

A case where avoiding it is perfectly fine: Link to the video

 

[Steelwolf]

That is Quite the Satire site, got to love it! Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!

 

[256bits]

(You will have to undo PF's family friendlyfication of the URL.)

Yeah
I tried XXX 'ng out the words "climate change. Didn't work.
Tried replacing the **** with *0*0*0 - which is really family lovey dovey friendly - didn't work either.

solution finale - brute force URL.
Nice video.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

 

[Ibix]

I wonder if electronic transactions could handle the 0.159... of a cent he's shorting them with that total?

 

[jack action]

Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.

 

[Ibix]

Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.

Unfortunately it appears to have resulted in a multiplicative increase in sales from zero.

The cynic in me wonders how long it'll be before Hallmark (or whoever) start selling circular cards with a picture of a pie on them saying happy "pie" day...

 

[Ibix]

So as not to pollute the comments in @bhobba's Insight on Recursion in Programming and When to Use/Not to Use It: the obvious answer is that it is appropriate to use recursion at any time when it is appropriate to use recursion.

 

[DaveC426913]

I'm going to petition for a holiday to commemorate the day Pi finally got its commemorative day.

 

[DaveC426913]

And before we drift off the topic of recursion, I'm going to seize the rare opportunity to post my artistic tribute to Douglas Hofstadter:

 

[Ibix]

I'm going to petition for a holiday to commemorate the day Pi finally got its commemorative day.

I like this plan, especially taken to the obvious extreme.

 

[Borg]

I like this plan, especially taken to the obvious extreme.

As long as nobody starts a recursion thread.

 

[Ibix]

As long as nobody starts a recursion thread.

I think I did once do a joke on recursion, citing the same post as a source.

Edit: here.

 

[Klystron]

I think I did once do a joke on recursion, citing the same post as a source.

Edit: here.

Please do not. Recursion makes my head hurt. Makes my head hurt. Head Hurt. Hurt...

 

[Ibix]

Please do not. Recursion makes my head hurt. Makes my head hurt. Head Hurt. Hurt...

The good thing about headaches caused by recursion is that there's a rather elegant way to clear them up using just one analgesic...

 

[davenn]

 

[OCR]

Edit: here.

That looks so much more exactly the same !

 

[fresh_42]

The good thing about headaches caused by recursion is that there's a rather elegant way to clear them up using just one analgesic...

You mean something like: if nLoopCount > 1,000,000 then throw exception ASA?

 

[DaveC426913]

"It's like déjà vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra

 

[fresh_42]

First ever high resolution image of an exoplanet!
TrES-2 = Kepler 1-b

 

[DaveC426913]

Computer enhanced:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DrClaude]

I'm not sure I believe in $\pi$. The arguments I've seen for it were pretty much circular.

 

[DennisN]

I'm not sure I believe in $\pi$. The arguments I've seen for it were pretty much circular.

Please note that the use of \pi , \sqrt{2} or e in any argument automatically makes it irrational.

 

[jbriggs444]

Please note that the use of \pi , \sqrt{2} or e in any argument automatically makes it irrational.

For any real time process, $it$ is complex.

 

[mfb]

Please note that the use of \pi , \sqrt{2} or e in any argument automatically makes it irrational.

Acceptable. Every transcendent argument is irrational.

 

[fresh_42]

I'm not sure I believe in $\pi$. The arguments I've seen for it were pretty much circular.

If you have a problem, you need $\pi$!

 

[DrGreg]

Please note that the use of \pi , \sqrt{2} or e in any argument automatically makes it irrational.

I can't count the number of irrational arguments out there.

 

[Ibix]

I can't count the number of irrational arguments out there.

How many reals could Cantor count if Cantor could count reals?

Not great, but "countables" doesn't scan...

 

[nuuskur]

First ever high resolution image of an exoplanet!
TrES-2 = Kepler 1-b
View attachment 248763

I thought I saw stars in the picture, but my screen was dusty :(

 

[Vanadium 50]

For any real time process, it is complex.

For a while, dialing an unassigned MIT phone number produced the message "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please multiply by i and dial again."

 

[Ibix]

For a while, dialing an unassigned MIT phone number produced the message "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please multiply by i and dial again."

I is on the 4 key on a phone keypad. So dial *4 after or 4* before?