# Collection of Science Jokes P2

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#### Keith_McClary

After publication I simplified a couple of my papers so they were trivial. They might not have been publishable in that form but if they were they might be in undergrad textbooks.

#### Steelwolf

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Silly undergrads, they were wearing shirts that said:
"Just Say
N2O
to Drugs!"

And thought it would fly in the Chem Class.

#### Ibix

Seen on a tshirt yesterday:$$\sqrt{-1}\ 2^3\sum\pi$$

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Is that Mileva?

#### Ibix

Better:

Child: I want it!
Me: No.
Child: But I want it!
Me: No.
Child: But I waaannnt it!
Me: How many times do I have to say it? $\aleph_0$.

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#### berkeman

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Seen on a tshirt yesterday:$$\sqrt{-1}\ 2^3\sum\pi$$
That only works for Physicists and Mathematicians. Engineers would figure you didn't know how to spell...

#### fresh_42

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That only works for Physicists and Mathematicians. Engineers would figure you didn't know how to spell...
They would think it reads $18.84$!

$\sqrt{-1}$ is a positive root, ergo $1$.
$2^3 \approx 2\cdot 3 = 6$.
$\sum \pi \approx 3.14$

Edit: I was a bit unfair to engineers. In fact it is $2^3\approx 1+2*3$ (Bernoulli).

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#### davenn

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dunno how Argon got in there

#### strangerep

It took me a few moments to get "MHO".

#### collinsmark

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Seen on a tshirt yesterday:$$\sqrt{-1}\ 2^3\sum\pi$$
That only works for Physicists and Mathematicians. Engineers would figure you didn't know how to spell...
'Works fine for engineers if your name is Jay.

#### fresh_42

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Promising young physicist at primary school:
\begin{array}{|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|}
\hline \cdot & 1_1 & 2_1 & 3_1 & 4_1 &5_1&6_1&7_1&8_1&9_1&10_1 \\
\hline 1^1 &\langle 1|1 \rangle & \langle 1|2 \rangle &\langle 1|3 \rangle &\langle 1|4 \rangle &\langle 1|5 \rangle &\langle 1|6 \rangle &\langle 1|7 \rangle &\langle 1|8 \rangle &\langle 1|9 \rangle & \langle 1|10 \rangle \\
\hline 2^1 &\langle 2|1 \rangle & \langle 2|2 \rangle &\langle 2|3 \rangle &\langle 2|4 \rangle &\langle 2|5 \rangle &\langle 2|6 \rangle &\langle 2|7 \rangle &\langle 2|8 \rangle &\langle 2|9 \rangle & \langle 2|10 \rangle \\
\hline 3^1 &\langle 3|1 \rangle & \langle 3|2 \rangle &\langle 3|3 \rangle &\langle 3|4 \rangle &\langle 3|5 \rangle &\langle 3|6 \rangle &\langle 3|7 \rangle &\langle 3|8 \rangle &\langle 3|9 \rangle & \langle 3|10 \rangle \\
\hline 4^1 &\langle 4|1 \rangle & \langle 4|2 \rangle &\langle 4|3 \rangle &\langle 4|4 \rangle &\langle 4|5 \rangle &\langle 4|6 \rangle &\langle 4|7 \rangle &\langle 4|8 \rangle &\langle 4|9 \rangle & \langle 4|10 \rangle \\
\hline 5^1 &\langle 5|1 \rangle & \langle 5|2 \rangle &\langle 5|3 \rangle &\langle 5|4 \rangle &\langle 5|5 \rangle &\langle 5|6 \rangle &\langle 5|7 \rangle &\langle 5|8 \rangle &\langle 5|9 \rangle & \langle 5|10 \rangle \\
\hline 6^1 &\langle 6|1 \rangle & \langle 6|2 \rangle &\langle 6|3 \rangle &\langle 6|4 \rangle &\langle 6|5 \rangle &\langle 6|6 \rangle &\langle 6|7 \rangle &\langle 6|8 \rangle &\langle 6|9 \rangle & \langle 6|10 \rangle \\
\hline 7^1 &\langle 7|1 \rangle & \langle 7|2 \rangle &\langle 7|3 \rangle &\langle 7|4 \rangle &\langle 7|5 \rangle &\langle 7|6 \rangle &\langle 7|7 \rangle &\langle 7|8 \rangle &\langle 7|9 \rangle & \langle 7|10 \rangle \\
\hline 8^1 &\langle 8|1 \rangle & \langle 8|2 \rangle &\langle 8|3 \rangle &\langle 8|4 \rangle &\langle 8|5 \rangle &\langle 8|6 \rangle &\langle 8|7 \rangle &\langle 8|8 \rangle &\langle 8|9 \rangle & \langle 8|10 \rangle \\
\hline 9^1 &\langle 9|1 \rangle & \langle 9|2 \rangle &\langle 9|3 \rangle &\langle 9|4 \rangle &\langle 9|5 \rangle &\langle 9|6 \rangle &\langle 9|7 \rangle &\langle 9|8 \rangle &\langle 9|9 \rangle & \langle 9|10 \rangle \\
\hline 10^1 &\langle 10|1 \rangle & \langle 10|2 \rangle &\langle 10|3 \rangle &\langle 10|4 \rangle &\langle 10|5 \rangle &\langle 10|6 \rangle &\langle 10|7 \rangle &\langle 10|8 \rangle &\langle 10|9 \rangle & \langle 10|10 \rangle \\
\hline
\end{array}

#### Steelwolf

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As long as mathematicians remember their table manners, all goes well.

#### DennisN

The Flat Earth concept is like a gift that keeps on giving...

#### Steelwolf

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He was just lucky it was Flat Mars in the orbit at that time, Flat Venus would be right out!

Then again, isn't there something almost like that with the Venus Flat Trap?

#### mfb

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These jokes are getting really flat.

#### Steelwolf

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Well, people HAVE been complaining about planes falling out of the sky, so there might be something to it...other than the delivery.

#### DennisN

"Galileo, you'll have to simplify the experiment."

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