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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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I never trusted polar coordinates.
It is circular logic.
 
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Baluncore said:
You would need to have been aged about 17, and listening to Pink Floyd in 1973. That makes you about 70 now.
Or been about 10 at the time with a teenaged stereophile brother. Some of us youngests are head of our time.
 
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Except step 8 being impossible …
 
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Orodruin said:
Except step 8 being impossible …
Really? How disappointing :frown: I had already started to fold my own black hole...


Ps: read the topic of this thread again...
 
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Orodruin said:
Except step 8 being impossible …
Mythbusters managed 11. But started with a piece of paper that fit in an airplane hangar.
 
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jbriggs444 said:
Mythbusters managed 11. But started with a piece of paper that fit in an airplane hangar.
The assumption I think is standard A4 or letter.
… although those would also fit in an airplane hangar …
 
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Even if you were somehow able to fold it as many times as you'd like, it still wouldn't work. You'd be turning the sheet into a thin, long thread. So you're not compacting the mass beyond the sixth fold, when an A4 most resembles a cube.
(that's the joke, I know, but being the ackchyually guy is the PF way)
 
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All doorways should have a warning sign: Walking through this doorway too slowly may cause you to diffract.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
All doorways should have a warning sign: Walking through this doorway too slowly may cause you to diffract.
But if you're too fast you might use the doorway next to it!
 
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fresh_42 said:
But if you're too fast you might use the doorway next to it!
I think that's only if you have a split personality.
 
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fresh_42 said:
But if you're too fast you might use the doorway next to it!
You could use both doorways, but only if nobody's looking.
 
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phinds said:
I think that's only if you have a split personality.
Nope. I minimum of uncertainty is enough.
 
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Why is it that everyone is perfectly fine with imaginary numbers, but throw in some imaginary physics and everyone gets an attitude?

But then I guess any physics that uses imaginary numbers is imaginary physics. This is getting complex.
 
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What is the difference between Newtonian mechanics and Quantum mechanics?

Quantum mechanics have to use very tiny tools.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Hubble constant says hello.
You mean ##2.2\cdot 10^{-18}## s-1?
 
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Orodruin said:
You mean ##2.2\cdot 10^{-18}## s-1?
First of all, that should be in Hertz. But you know as well as I do, that in all literature it is given as 7.2 furlongs per fortnight per gigafathom.
 
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From The Onion:

MAGA Enraged as Quantum Computers Come Out as Non-Binary

 
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BillTre said:
From The Onion:

MAGA Enraged as Quantum Computers Come Out as Non-Binary

And regular computers rely on trans-istors. It's a woke minefield!
 
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Ibix said:
And regular computers rely on trans-istors. It's a woke minefield!
Yeah, but you have to remember that the times they are a changin'. Trans people aren't what they used to be.
 
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phinds said:
Yeah, but you have to remember that the times they are a changin'. Trans people aren't what they used to be.
Cis people are all the same (side), but the para people are opposed.
 
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BillTre said:
From The Onion:

MAGA Enraged as Quantum Computers Come Out as Non-Binary

When I went to buy a plug and receptacle the other day, the signs said, "Identifies as male", and Identifies as female".
 
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BillTre said:
From The Onion:

MAGA Enraged as Quantum Computers Come Out as Non-Binary

I couldn't find it on the Onion but it was on a reddit thread for Onion-like headlines:
 
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How will the recent seismic changes in Washington affect the Frequentist vs Bayesian controversy and its partisans on either side?

Any Executive Orders regarding this?
 
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Swamp Thing said:
How will the recent seismic changes in Washington affect the Frequentist vs Bayesian controversy and its partisans on either side?

Any Executive Orders regarding this?
I’m waiting for one that will settle the conflict between the Big-Endians and the Little-Endians (the real one about boiled eggs, not the byte-ordering tempest in a teapot).

And with tongue out of cheek again…. We do not have the bandwidth to effectively moderate a discussion that goes from humor to political so we’ll delete anything that looks like it might.
 
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What do Ken & Barbie have in common with fruitflies?

 
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berkeman said:
< 3.0 to 5.0Watching table tennis
5.0 to 6.5[Doing "eye rolls" while watching table tennis
> 6.5Rapid Eye Movement (REM)
 
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Orodruin said:
I can count to 1023 on my fingers … 🫣
59,048 if you can control the joints independently.
 
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Ibix said:
59,048 if you can control the joints independently.
I cannot, unfortunately. Partly a result of being a football goalkeeper in my youth. (Balls hitting fingers at unfortunate angles is nothing I recommend.)
 
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Ibix said:
59,048 if you can control the joints independently.
OK, I'll bite. How did you get that number?
 
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Tom.G said:
OK, I'll bite. How did you get that number?
I get ##10^9## if controlling each joint completely independently. 3 joints per finger except thumb, which has 2, but is opposable so that’s another degree of freedom. That means 15 joints per hand so ##2^{30}-1##.
 
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Tom.G said:
OK, I'll bite. How did you get that number?
If you can control the joints independently you can have your finger straight or with one or two joints folded, so three states. The number is ##3^{10}-1##.

I can do it - it's some sort of trick of lining up one joint so only the other one bends. But it's faintly uncomfortable in a way that suggests to me I'm overstressing something, so I usually stick to counting to 1023.
 
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Ibix said:
or with one or two joints folded
Ah, but there are three different states in each of those categories depending on which one or two joints you fold! 😉

Even if you only count two joints per finger it is 4 states depending on the joint you fold.
 
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Orodruin said:
I get ##10^9## if controlling each joint completely independently. 3 joints per finger except thumb, which has 2, but is opposable so that’s another degree of freedom. That means 15 joints per hand so ##2^{30}-1##.
I think I can only fold the lower joint or both, not the fully-independent flexibility required for this!
 
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