Collection of Science Jokes P2

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

Have to make a careful choice of straw material if your tea is really hot...

The implication here is that either you're a user of straws that melt in hot water, or you like inhaling steam.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Keith_McClary]

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Full size at:
xkcd

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[Jarvis323]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DrGreg]

If only someone would invent the logarithmic scale!

 

[Tom.G]

If only someone would invent the logarithmic scale!

Uhmm... from the politicians responses, I think they (inadvertently) already did.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

 

[Ibix]

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I don't see a problem.
- H. Minkowski.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[mfb]

Georges Aad is first author of hundreds of publications. Whenever the ATLAS collaboration (~3000 people) publishes something it's Aad et al, excluding the time when Morad Aaboud was a PhD student in ATLAS.

Similarly, CMS papers are Armen Tumasyan et al. because he is the one collaborator from Armenia and CMS sorts by country first. If someone in e.g. Argentina joins they will be first author.

 

[DaveC426913]

And this is why I'm naming all my children Aardvark. You all laughed, but I'll have the last laugh in the end.

 

[mfb]

Aardvark as last name would make someone first author in two of the five largest particle physics collaborations:

ATLAS has Aad
CMS has Armenia
LHCb has Aaij.
ALICE has Acharya
Belle II has Abudinén

 

[Keith_McClary]

Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 27, 2021​

 

[Keith_McClary]

xkcd

Some of the universe's stars have gone missing. But where did they go?​

 

[mjc123]

I trust she's not using that telescope to confirm the sun's still there! (You all knew that anyway, didn't you, but just in case...)

 

[256bits]

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Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 27, 2021​

should be second attempt
i see stars and a cloud.

 

[Tom.G]

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should be second attempt
i see stars and a cloud.

Or... there is a "Higher Power."

 

[BillTre]

A rare HIPAA joke:

 

[DaveC426913]

A rare HIPAA joke:

Customary to provide title text

 

[EHope]

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Too close to home :)

 

[EHope]

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In reverse for gain-of-function research

 

[EHope]

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Thanks- Wonderful mnemonic to remember — & brilliant idea for a beer commercial too to air during the “Big Bang Theory” :)

 

[EHope]

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I’m going to try this one day

 

[wrobel]

The shortest math joke: Be $ε < 0$.

for arbitrary small $N$ and for large enouph $\varepsilon$ ...