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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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Ibix said:
Have to make a careful choice of straw material if your tea is really hot...
The implication here is that either you're a user of straws that melt in hot water, or you like inhaling steam.
 
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BillTre said:
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If only someone would invent the logarithmic scale!
 
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DrGreg said:
If only someone would invent the logarithmic scale!
Uhmm... from the politicians responses, I think they (inadvertently) already did. 😁
 
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Georges Aad is first author of hundreds of publications. Whenever the ATLAS collaboration (~3000 people) publishes something it's Aad et al, excluding the time when Morad Aaboud was a PhD student in ATLAS.

Similarly, CMS papers are Armen Tumasyan et al. because he is the one collaborator from Armenia and CMS sorts by country first. If someone in e.g. Argentina joins they will be first author.
 
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And this is why I'm naming all my children Aardvark. You all laughed, but I'll have the last laugh in the end.
 
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Aardvark as last name would make someone first author in two of the five largest particle physics collaborations:

ATLAS has Aad
CMS has Armenia
LHCb has Aaij.
ALICE has Acharya
Belle II has Abudinén
 
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I trust she's not using that telescope to confirm the sun's still there! (You all knew that anyway, didn't you, but just in case...)
 
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BillTre said:
A rare HIPAA joke:
Customary to provide title text
 
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fresh_42 said:
Thanks- Wonderful mnemonic to remember — & brilliant idea for a beer commercial too to air during the “Big Bang Theory” :)
 
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fresh_42 said:
The shortest math joke: Be ##ε < 0##.
for arbitrary small ##N## and for large enouph ##\varepsilon## ...
 

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