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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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Ibix said:
Have to make a careful choice of straw material if your tea is really hot...
The implication here is that either you're a user of straws that melt in hot water, or you like inhaling steam.
 
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If only someone would invent the logarithmic scale!
 
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DrGreg said:
If only someone would invent the logarithmic scale!
Uhmm... from the politicians responses, I think they (inadvertently) already did. 😁
 
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Georges Aad is first author of hundreds of publications. Whenever the ATLAS collaboration (~3000 people) publishes something it's Aad et al, excluding the time when Morad Aaboud was a PhD student in ATLAS.

Similarly, CMS papers are Armen Tumasyan et al. because he is the one collaborator from Armenia and CMS sorts by country first. If someone in e.g. Argentina joins they will be first author.
 
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And this is why I'm naming all my children Aardvark. You all laughed, but I'll have the last laugh in the end.
 
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Aardvark as last name would make someone first author in two of the five largest particle physics collaborations:

ATLAS has Aad
CMS has Armenia
LHCb has Aaij.
ALICE has Acharya
Belle II has Abudinén
 
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I trust she's not using that telescope to confirm the sun's still there! (You all knew that anyway, didn't you, but just in case...)
 
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BillTre said:
A rare HIPAA joke:
Customary to provide title text
 
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fresh_42 said:
Thanks- Wonderful mnemonic to remember — & brilliant idea for a beer commercial too to air during the “Big Bang Theory” :)
 
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fresh_42 said:
The shortest math joke: Be ##ε < 0##.
for arbitrary small ##N## and for large enouph ##\varepsilon## ...
 

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