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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

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Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

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Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

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Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

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The prequel series Enterprise eventually explained it as a nasty accident. Some illegally genetically engineered human super soldiers came to their attention when the half dozen of them killed an entire Klingon warship's crew and stole the ship. Impressed, they tried to reverse engineer the super soldier tech from a dead body, but only succeeded in creating and accidentally releasing a virus that made them look more like humans. That affected almost all then-living Klingons before burning out, which is why only original series era Klingons look like yellow peril villains.

Rodenberry apparently said that the Klingons were always meant to look like the modern ones, but it would have bust the budget in the 60s. Nothing to do with rising discomfort with the evil scheming Klingons being basically white guys in yellowface, no sir. Official in-universe justifications post date his death.

Non-canon material published after the first movie (with the first ridged forehead Klingons) and before the sixth (with the first canon explanation of how peace came about) proposed that the old Klingons were Klingon-human hybrids bred to have a better understanding of humans, specifically for service on the frontier. But they were second class citizens with a militaristic culture distinct from mainstream Klingon society (the original series Klingons are notably differently characterised from later versions), and equipped with a decent navy. I'll let you guess how well that went. After the fighting finished the Empire was no longer capable of facing the Federation so had to go for a peace treaty. The Feds are idealistic enough to think they can teach the Klingons cooperation so they go for it. In many ways that's a better explanation IMO, but by the time the official explanation was written (by Judith and Gar Reeves-Stevens, who were actually old school Star Trek authors retained to try to save Enterprise) there was too much official stuff inconsistent with it, so the virus was born.
 
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  • #2,282
Ibix said:
The prequel series Enterprise eventually explained it as a nasty accident. Some illegally genetically engineered human super soldiers came to their attention when the half dozen of them killed an entire Klingon warship's crew and stole the ship. Impressed, they tried to reverse engineer the super soldier tech from a dead body, but only succeeded in creating and accidentally releasing a virus that made them look more like humans. That affected almost all then-living Klingons before burning out, which is why only original series era Klingons look like yellow peril villains.

Rodenberry apparently said that the Klingons were always meant to look like the modern ones, but it would have bust the budget in the 60s. Nothing to do with rising discomfort with the evil scheming Klingons being basically white guys in yellowface, no sir. Official in-universe justifications post date his death.

Non-canon material published after the first movie (with the first ridged forehead Klingons) and before the sixth (with the first canon explanation of how peace came about) proposed that the old Klingons were Klingon-human hybrids bred to have a better understanding of humans, specifically for service on the frontier. But they were second class citizens with a militaristic culture distinct from mainstream Klingon society (the original series Klingons are notably differently characterised from later versions), and equipped with a decent navy. I'll let you guess how well that went. After the fighting finished the Empire was no longer capable of facing the Federation so had to go for a peace treaty. The Feds are idealistic enough to think they can teach the Klingons cooperation so they go for it. In many ways that's a better explanation IMO, but by the time the official explanation was written (by Judith and Gar Reeves-Stevens, who were actually old school Star Trek authors retained to try to save Enterprise) there was too much official stuff inconsistent with it, so the virus was born.
I thought the reboot was brilliant. It was a bit of a cheap dodge but the problems of consistency, which hardcore trekkers taker very seriously, had gotten far too deep in the weeds.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I thought the reboot was brilliant. It was a bit of a cheap dodge but the problems of consistency, which hardcore trekkers taker very seriously, had gotten far too deep in the weeds.
Which, the JJ Abrams movies? I only watched the first one - I enjoyed it the first time but on the second watching all sorts of details started to jump out at me and I ended up with trouble suspending my disbelief. Which is saying something coming from a fairly old school Star Trek fan. :wink:
 
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Ibix said:
Which, the JJ Abrams movies? I only watched the first one - I enjoyed it the first time but on the second watching all sorts of details started to jump out at me and I ended up with trouble suspending my disbelief. Which is saying something coming from a fairly old school Star Trek fan. :wink:
Interesting. Truthfully, I liked the ABrams reboot but I haven't followed much since. However I do still find myself going to the old series from time to time, which was the motivation for my post in the first place. I have been watching TOS. I wonder how many times I've seen these. LOL!

I never did get into DS 9, Enterprise, or the late generation movies like I did TOS, TNG, and Voyager.
 
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While watching the old series, sometimes it is easy to forget what was science fiction back then. We have mostly surpassed their level of computer technology.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I never did get into DS 9, Enterprise, or the late generation movies like I did TOS, TNG, and Voyager.
How did you manage to ignore Jolene Blalock?
 
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fresh_42 said:
How did you manage to ignore Jolene Blalock?
Well, yes... I'm at a loss for words.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I never did get into DS 9, Enterprise, or the late generation movies like I did TOS, TNG, and Voyager.
I'd say DS9 is my favourite, largely because it didn't hit the reset button at the end of every episode.
Ivan Seeking said:
While watching the old series, sometimes it is easy to forget what was science fiction back then. We have mostly surpassed their level of computer technology.
Oh yeah. Pocket computers with dynamic touch screen interfaces make everything on the show look obsolete...
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Well, yes... I'm at a loss for words.
I will always have Seven. Grrrrrrrr!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I will always have Seven. Grrrrrrrr!
Born in Munich, btw.!
 
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fresh_42 said:
Born in Munich, btw.!
German, Dutch, Swedish...Russian... don't get me started! :heart:😍🥰😎
 
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They keep saying the Delta variant is different...

Well yeah, it's DELTA. :rolleyes:
 
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It means: Everything is alright. The resistor works.
 
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Don't worry.
That is perfectly normal for a lose bolt on the ground clamp lead of an electrical welder.
 
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The modern medical MRI uses magnetic field strengths of up to 3 Tesla. It has been discovered that due to residual magnetism in the iron in blood, people who have had a recent MRI have a preference towards walking North.

You can make a compass out of them if you have a pool and a raft.
 
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fresh_42 said:
How did you manage to ignore Jolene Blalock?
Jolene Blalock = Ginger
Linda Park = Mary Ann
 
  • #2,300
The newest release of Windows comes with hot keys for porn.
 
  • #2,301
Ivan Seeking said:
Seems like your other control panel lights are faulty as they are out.
There should possibly be an indicator light for standby, power on, . .. depending upon the application.
Too bad - someone removed the control panel cover, perhaps for servicing, and did not replace.
It is quite difficult to say what the indicator light actually represents just from the picture.
A wild guess out of the blue would be that your system is in standby.
 
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256bits said:
A wild guess out of the blue would be that your system is in standby.
I have met this problem before. Red says stop.
Do not interfere with it, nor try to fix it, until it goes green.
KISS.
 
  • #2,303
There is a semi-famous math algorithm developed by David A. Cox and Steven Zucker. It is known as the Cox-Zucker machine.

For a long time I'd been assuming that they knew what they were doing, but today, via Peter Woit, I got confirmation. Cox writes in a memorial for Zucker:

I met Steve in the fall of 1970 when we were entering graduate students at Princeton. We both studied algebraic geometry, though I was more algebraic (à la Grothendieck) while Steve was more transcendental (à la Griffiths). This made for some lively conversations. A few weeks after we met, we realized that we had to write a joint paper because the combination of our last names, in the usual alphabetical order, is remarkably obscene.
 
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  • #2,306
I heard that after a little misfire the ISS had a bad attitude. Why does that remind me of my ex wife?
 
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Probably why they didnt pass their petrology classes :wink:

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  • #2,309
Last August 4th was the birthday of John Venn, who introduced the Venn diagrams. Here's a clever poem written with the help of this wonderful tool:

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Guess its not that funny.
 
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