Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Borg]

Spoiler: Why do quantum physicists have the best sex?

Because they know all of the super positions.

 

[DennisN]

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The real reason of what had happened:

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This comic is one of my all-time favorites, I think it's hilarious :
(if I remember correctly it has been posted before in this thread, but I don't remember who posted it)

 

[fresh_42]

This comic is one of my all-time favorites, I think it's hilarious :
(if I remember correctly it has been posted before in this thread, but I don't remember who posted it)

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I once linked exactly this cartoon in the jokes thread, but I couldn't find it, so I improvised.

 

[Borg]

Spoiler: Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?

Because it’s in its ground state.

 

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[Borg]

Back to our regularly scheduled science jokes...

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is.

 

[Borg]

R.I.P. Boiled Water
You will be mist.

 

[Borg]

Statistically speaking, the average person is mean.

 

[Baluncore]

Statistically speaking, the average person is mean.

Norm was certainly the meanest person I ever met, but all his children were above average.
Epigenetics works in mysterious ways.

 

[DennisN]

More evolution...

 

[BillTre]

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/287978

 

[davenn]

haha

 

[BillTre]

 

[Baluncore]

I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.

 

[Ibix]

I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.

Oh, is that what the horn is? A radio antenna?

 

[BillTre]

What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

Spoiler

beer

 

[Tom.G]

What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

Spoiler

beer

Darn! I thought the result was a Squarehead. (Google it)

 

[BillTre]

 

[Jarvis323]

Journalist two weeks ago: A doomsday variant is possible, but unlikely.

Journalists today: New variant C.1.2, aka the doomsday variant, ...

 

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[Hamiltonian]

 

[DennisN]

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"Decoy particle for people making nonsense claims..."

 

[256bits]

Are AI cars really going to all that smart.
They won't stray too far from the median.

 

[Jarvis323]

Time crystals are not interesting. But there is a sale at Best Buy. Thanks space.com.

 

[fresh_42]

"If a doctor follows the coffin of his patient, then sometimes actually cause follows effect."
(Robert Koch, 1843-1910)

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.

 

[fresh_42]

They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.

May we the "I" in your statement?

 

[fresh_42]