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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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Because they know all of the super positions.
 
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BillTre said:

fresh_42 said:
The real reason of what had happened:

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This comic is one of my all-time favorites, I think it's hilarious :biggrin::
(if I remember correctly it has been posted before in this thread, but I don't remember who posted it)

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DennisN said:
This comic is one of my all-time favorites, I think it's hilarious :biggrin::
(if I remember correctly it has been posted before in this thread, but I don't remember who posted it)

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I once linked exactly this cartoon in the jokes thread, but I couldn't find it, so I improvised.
 
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Because it’s in its ground state.
 
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Back to our regularly scheduled science jokes...

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is.
 
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R.I.P. Boiled Water
You will be mist.
 
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Statistically speaking, the average person is mean.
 
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Borg said:
Statistically speaking, the average person is mean.
Norm was certainly the meanest person I ever met, but all his children were above average.
Epigenetics works in mysterious ways.
 
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More evolution...

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Evolution Friends.jpg

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haha

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I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.
 
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Baluncore said:
I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.
Oh, is that what the horn is? A radio antenna?
 
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What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

beer
 
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BillTre said:
What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

beer
Darn! I thought the result was a Squarehead. (Google it)
 
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Journalist two weeks ago: A doomsday variant is possible, but unlikely.

Journalists today: New variant C.1.2, aka the doomsday variant, ...

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Are AI cars really going to all that smart.
They won't stray too far from the median.
 
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Time crystals are not interesting. But there is a sale at Best Buy. Thanks space.com.

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"If a doctor follows the coffin of his patient, then sometimes actually cause follows effect."
(Robert Koch, 1843-1910)
 
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They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.
 
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Borg said:
They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.
May we the "I" in your statement?
 
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