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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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Because they know all of the super positions.
 
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BillTre said:

fresh_42 said:
The real reason of what had happened:

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This comic is one of my all-time favorites, I think it's hilarious :biggrin::
(if I remember correctly it has been posted before in this thread, but I don't remember who posted it)

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DennisN said:
This comic is one of my all-time favorites, I think it's hilarious :biggrin::
(if I remember correctly it has been posted before in this thread, but I don't remember who posted it)

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I once linked exactly this cartoon in the jokes thread, but I couldn't find it, so I improvised.
 
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Because it’s in its ground state.
 
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Back to our regularly scheduled science jokes...

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is.
 
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R.I.P. Boiled Water
You will be mist.
 
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Statistically speaking, the average person is mean.
 
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Borg said:
Statistically speaking, the average person is mean.
Norm was certainly the meanest person I ever met, but all his children were above average.
Epigenetics works in mysterious ways.
 
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More evolution...

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haha

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I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.
 
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Baluncore said:
I just heard that non-binary unicorns can give you 5G.
Oh, is that what the horn is? A radio antenna?
 
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What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

beer
 
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BillTre said:
What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?

beer
Darn! I thought the result was a Squarehead. (Google it)
 
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Journalist two weeks ago: A doomsday variant is possible, but unlikely.

Journalists today: New variant C.1.2, aka the doomsday variant, ...

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Are AI cars really going to all that smart.
They won't stray too far from the median.
 
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Time crystals are not interesting. But there is a sale at Best Buy. Thanks space.com.

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"If a doctor follows the coffin of his patient, then sometimes actually cause follows effect."
(Robert Koch, 1843-1910)
 
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They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.
 
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Borg said:
They should have a VIP queue for some politicians as well.
May we the "I" in your statement?
 
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