Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

That is the most accurate technical graph I have ever seen!

EDIT: I also found it hilarious

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

?

 

[Tom.G]

 

[jack action]

?

Engineers approximate, programmers try every possible solution.

 

[Jonathan Scott]

?

This is a well-known puzzle often used as a joking reference to "thinking outside the box" where the task is to connect all nine points using only four straight lines (the "scientist" solution), instead of the obvious five.

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

Who you gonna call?

 

[fresh_42]

Resistance is Futile​

 

[berkeman]

Resistance is Futile

Why was @Borg so quick to Like that...?

 

[phinds]

Why was @Borg so quick to Like that...?

He's a natural resistor, so he knows one when he sees one.

 

[pinball1970]

bosom?

It's a Cunk thing

 

[phinds]

Physics For Pre-med Student​

One day our physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask. "Why do we have to study this stuff?"

"To save lives," the professor responded and continued with the lecture.

A few minutes later the same student spoke up again. "So, how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.

 

[fresh_42]

The four basic arithmetic operations in mathematics:

• addition
• subtraction
• frustration
• capitulation

 

[collinsmark]

Resistance is Futile​

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Reminds me of this:

Nerd Sniping

(Source: https://xkcd.com/356/)

 

[Ibix]

 

[berkeman]

LOL @Ibix

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

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I think this one has been done before, but:

I asked the librarian for books on paranoia. She said "they're behind you."

 

[DrGreg]

I asked the librarian for books on paranoia. She said "they're behind you."

For British readers, that joke also works for "pantomimes".

Oh no, it doesn't.​

Oh yes, it does.

 

[BillTre]

The Queen of Shitty Robots (quite fun):

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

This is a temporary walkway decoration for the local high school graduation ceremony next week. It leads from the courtyard into the auditorium where the ceremony will be held. I hope the HS science teacher did not help to design it...

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Population per capita across U.S. states​

 

[BillTre]

 

[Swamp Thing]

Population per capita across U.S. states​

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It doesn't take into account the people who aren't quite all there.

 

[jack action]

Population per capita across U.S. states​

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Yesterday, I almost posted this one, then I found out that there was an actual map like that made for 1860:

Only in the USA.

 

[fresh_42]

Yesterday, I almost posted this one, then I found out that there was an actual map like that made for 1860:

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Only in the USA.

Slaves, maybe?

 

[DaveC426913]

Yesterday, I almost posted this one, then I found out that there was an actual map like that made for 1860:

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Only in the USA.

This reminded me of this rather disturbing fact:

Globally, the average number of skeletons inside people is slightly more than one.

 

[collinsmark]

Slaves, maybe?

Yes. A shameful part of US history overall. The 3/5 aspect specifically is in the US constitution Article I., section 2. For the purposes of representation, each non-free person (i.e., slaves) only counted as three fifth of a person. Indians (Native Americans) who weren't taxed didn't count at all.

This was later undone by the 13th and 14th amendments.

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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... and you become a pie!

 

[Mayhem]

Yes. A shameful part of US history overall. The 3/5 aspect specifically is in the US constitution Article I., section 2. For the purposes of representation, each non-free person (i.e., slaves) only counted as three fifth of a person. Indians (Native Americans) who weren't taxed didn't count at all.

This was later undone by the 13th and 14th amendments.

Indeed, this notion holds true today for undergraduate research assistants. And don't ****ing try convincing them otherwise!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Demystifier]

 

[256bits]

Rachel Zegler, from all the controversy has backed away from acting, and turned to astrophysics.
Already a success.
She has found 7 Dwarf Stars.

 

[willyengland]

The largest prime curiously is also the smallest:

 

[jack action]