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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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fresh_42 said:

That has surely happened many times already.
 
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NewtonVsCoulomb.jpg
 
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Gotta love Randall Munroe:
https://xkcd.com/2513/
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I especially laughed at the title text:
Sorry, in SI units that's "there's a big football in there."
 
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Doctor:-
50 years ago we had to convince a patient for an hour for a operation but nowadays we have to convince patient for an hour that he doesn't needs an operation.
 
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Hemant said:
that he doesn't needs an operation
Or, that he should have a vaccination?
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Or, that he should have a vaccination?
LOL, I read that as vasectomy at first. I need to slow down and read the words...
 
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A vasectomy could be thought of as a type of vaccination. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
A vasectomy could be thought of as a type of vaccination. :oldtongue:
Good point!

True story -- for my "pregnancy vaccination", my surgeons were Dr. Pane and Dr. Yeow. You can imagine why I had vaccine hesitancy for a while before I said yes...
 
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Borg said:
A vasectomy could be thought of as a type of vaccination. :oldtongue:
It prevents vaccination.
 
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Electrical engineer meditating: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm.
Electrical engineer focusing: Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo
 
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From Math with Bad Drawings:
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This part made me laugh: :smile:

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Is he incorrect?
 
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Bystander said:
Is he incorrect?
No one knows
 
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ergospherical said:
It looks just like transparent aluminum. They used it on Star Trek, so it must be real.
 
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jbriggs444 said:
It looks just like transparent aluminum. They used it on Star Trek, so it must be real.

Aluminium oxynitride is a transparent ceramic composed of aluminium, oxygen and nitrogen. ALON is optically transparent in the near-ultraviolet, visible and midwave-infrared regions of the electromagnetic spectrum. Wikipedia
Formula: (AlN)x·(Al2O3)1-x, 0.30 ≤ x ≤ 0.37
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Calling that transparent aluminium is a bit like calling (quartz) glass "transparent silicon" or lead glass "transparent lead".
 
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Does it conduct electricity?
Do bullets bounce off it?
 
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BillTre said:
Do bullets bounce off it?
From the Wiki article:
ALON is the hardest polycrystalline transparent ceramic available commercially. Its combination of optical and mechanical properties makes this material a leading candidate for lightweight high-performance transparent armor applications such as bulletproof and blast-resistant windows and for many military infrared optoelectronics. ALON-based armor has been shown to stop multiple armor-piercing projectiles of up to .50 BMG cal.
What I want to know is whether you can transport whales with it. :oldbiggrin:
 
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Borg said:
From the Wiki article:

What I want to know is whether you can transport whales with it. :oldbiggrin:
Yes. That was the first use a few hundred years from now.

Why did they need transparent aluminum for the whales anyway? Do the whales get lonely if they can't see you?
 
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BTW. you can just take a flame to aluminum foil and make it transparent.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Why did they need transparent aluminum for the whales anyway?
It is a unique material which was never discovered. Its existence stems from a closed time-like loop involving Scotty.
 
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