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A new policy for Physics Forums?
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DrClaude said:
My theory is... Yes you can. It's just...so..DULL.
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My theory is, that the capability is direct proportional to the distance to the next liquor store ...dkotschessaa said:
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An oxygen atom walks into a bar and tells the barman "I think I have lost an electron"
The barman says "Are you sure?"
The oxygen atom says "Yes, I'm positive."
The barman says "Are you sure?"
The oxygen atom says "Yes, I'm positive."
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Cuius GUT demonstrationem mirabilem sane detexi hanc a PF regulis abhorrere et exiguitas non caperet.
(I have discovered a truly miraculous GUT, however PF rules and size of posts doesn't allow me a development here.)
(I have discovered a truly miraculous GUT, however PF rules and size of posts doesn't allow me a development here.)
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Posuerunt eam in arXiv.
(Put it on arXiv - assuming google translate did a good job)
(Put it on arXiv - assuming google translate did a good job)
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http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html
It's funny to see they have an explanation for every joke for people away from science. Anyway, it's fun.
It's funny to see they have an explanation for every joke for people away from science. Anyway, it's fun.
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One joke there was:Wastrophysicist said:
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a gin and tonic?" The bartender smiled wryly and replied, "For you, no charge."
Shouldn't it have been:
"If you hurry up, no charge."
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The less you have from the more you lose.
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fresh_42 said:
so true !
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Can anyone vouch for this?
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Job interview for staff economist.
Battlemage!
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Lol that's really funny.dkotschessaa said:
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I can vouch for that it is really funny!dkotschessaa said:
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dkotschessaa said:
How about silicium?
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Why won't the sun go to college?
It already has millions of degrees.
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Hullo
Not wanting to make a new thread for this silly endeavour, I'll ask here.
Say, if you wanted to come up with a cheeky cosmology-related science joke, what would it be? (I'm thinking, maybe, to put it on a t-shirt)
The best I can think of is: 'yo mama so fat, her curvature is indistinguishable from flat using current best measurement methods'
Any other ideas?
Not wanting to make a new thread for this silly endeavour, I'll ask here.
Say, if you wanted to come up with a cheeky cosmology-related science joke, what would it be? (I'm thinking, maybe, to put it on a t-shirt)
The best I can think of is: 'yo mama so fat, her curvature is indistinguishable from flat using current best measurement methods'
Any other ideas?
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Why won't the sun go to college?
It already is bright enough.
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Bandersnatch said:
If I wanted to come up with one, how would I know what it would be until I came up with it?
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Grumble grumble. It made sense in my mind when I was writing it! And I was only slightly drunk at the time, too.
No, seriously, I need to learn conditionals, properly, one of these days.
No, seriously, I need to learn conditionals, properly, one of these days.
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Bandersnatch said:Grumble grumble. It made sense in my mind when I was writing it! And I was only slightly drunk at the time, too.
No, seriously, I need to learn conditionals, properly, one of these days.
Just don't drink and derive!