Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Keith_McClary]

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This attitude deserves a name, but I haven't come up with one. It would have to be the opposite of a "sweet spot." The panel was based on that maddening phenomenon of online queries from people whose Google has apparently stopped working.

http://waynocartoons.blogspot.com/2021/09/designated-dummy.html

 

[DaveC426913]

This attitude deserves a name,

Perhaps it should be called or lmgtfy-itis (LetMeGoogleThatForYou-Itis):

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=a+thing+I+don't+know&iie=1I use lmgtfy all the time, whenever someone is too lazy to "Google a thing I don't know".

 

[BillTre]

I like the lmgtfy idea, but it is a horrid collection of letters.

 

[gmax137]

I like the lmgtfy idea, but it is a horrid collection of letters.

I read the first letter (ell) as a capital eye; thinking img... something to do with images...

EDIT, so maybe it works better in all caps: LMGTFY. Or not.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[MikeeMiracle]

 

[fresh_42]

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I hope none of the QM guys sees this. Another reason to start a discussion of how the wave function collapses by measurement.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I hope none of the QM guys sees this. Another reason to start a discussion of how the wave function collapses by measurement.

Who knew that all these years there was Quantum Mechanics buried in cartoons?

So if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[gmax137]

So if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well, yes and no.

 

[jbriggs444]

So if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

I've always liked Jim Ignatowski's take on that question:

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I've always liked Jim Ignatowski's take on that question:

Sure but Jim was a classical physicist.

 

[DaveE]

Yep, this... But it's not complete. I'll add my own below, you can too.

Said No Academic, Ever: http://phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=2048

"We've finished investigating this subject, and there is no need for further research."

 

[Keith_McClary]

I hope none of the QM guys sees this. Another reason to start a discussion of how the wave function collapses by measurement.

Wouldn't it be Quantum Gravity?

 

[Hamiltonian]

Dirac's a chad for sure rumor says to break the ice when he met Feynman he said"I have an equation named after me, do you?"
one can only wonder what Feynman's reaction would have been to this!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Causation, Correlation, or Superposition?

 

[BillTre]

 

[collinsmark]

(Source: https://xkcd.com/2526/)

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

Considered putting this into a Covid thread, but there were way too many to figure out where it might be most appropriate.

 

[phinds]

Considered putting this into a Covid thread, but there were way too many to figure out where it might be most appropriate.

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And then not be believed by a large segment of the popluation

 

[BillTre]

And then not be believed by a large segment of the popluation

But sometimes its more fun to be snarky.

 

[BillTre]

 

[256bits]

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Didn't Kirk just go up into space today?

 

[mfb]

To boldly go where a few hundred others have gone before.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]