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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

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From this tweet.

Some more from the replies to the above tweet:
  • A Regulated supply of Electronics engineers
  • A set of Set Theorists
  • A chord of string theorists.
  • An assembly of compiler designers.
  • A culture of microbiologists (or a colony)
  • A bouquet of botanists
  • ... and so on.
 
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Schrödinger's cat joke #368:

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Where the Stupid People are:

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Hamiltonian299792458 said:
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Am I missing something?
EDIT: I was just seeing the JPG filename.
 
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We are missing non-zero entries in that matrix.
 
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Who said squaring the circle was impossible?

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fresh_42 said:
Who said squaring the circle was impossible?

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Gives a new meaning to "das Runde muss ins Eckige" ("the round one has to go into the angled/square one", originally referring to the round ball that has to go into the rectangular goal).
 
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mfb said:
Gives a new meaning to "das Runde muss ins Eckige" ("the round one has to go into the angled/square one", originally referring to the round ball that has to go into the rectangular goal).
Or as our American users would say: The egg must go between the suspenders.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or as our American users say: The egg must go between the suspenders.
WITW? I missed the memo, I guess...
 
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berkeman said:
WITW? I missed the memo, I guess...
 
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Demystifier said:
That one class he skipped back when in quantum physics probabilities and Bells theorem would have come in handy now, the guy's thinking.
 
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Demystifier said:

If you were to force me to pick from {a,b,c,d} randomly, of course I'd get it wrong. So the answer I would choose, logically, is 0%. And even if I were to have chosen 0%, randomly, then 0% would have still have been the wrong answer, logically, thus 0% is the right answer. And that doesn't contradict the fact that it wouldn't be if I were to have chosen it randomly, which I didn't. Does it?
 
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Jarvis323 said:
Does it?
The logical paradox arises from self-reference ("... this question ..."), similarly to the liar paradox or Russell's antinomy.
 
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Life on Mars is confirmed!

Nasa received a message:

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It's an absolute nightmare, Mars has more abandoned vehicles than the total road surface can carry.
 
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