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It must be a "really dark club"! (society)
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You get your money only if it evaporates.zonde said:
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Members must always maintain appearance to the outside worlds as if they're yet to join the club, even though they have long since passed the hazing rituals.DennisN said:
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mfb said:
And by what method should we use, to become spaghettified?
hmmmm...
(google google google)
Ah ha!
When entering the club, one must lose one's clothing, becoming singularly naked, and don some ramen type clothing. Available at amazon.com for between $29.99 & $34.99, USD.
If entering the club with someone else, you must argue incessantly regarding noodle/pasta/ramen/spaghetti quadrality, where they are all the same thing at once, but can be viewed differently, depending on which culinary experiment one is going to feast upon, once you've had time, if and only if time actually exists in the club, after looking at the menu.
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Should you choose to become spaghettified, you'd better watch out for pastafarians and the flying spaghetti monster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Stavros Kiri
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I just started swimming, so if there's no swimming in the club ... no way!
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e.g. "Swimming in Spacetime: Motion by Cyclic Changes in Body Shape"mfb said:
Count me in! Ou yeah! ... count me in!
It's an opportunity to also learn how to swim in dark ... and in fierce gravity.
Any known black hole as a canditate for the premises?
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davenn said:
:D
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What do you call a single person from Krakow who sticks to refrigerators?
Magnetic monopole.
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hahahaI guessed as to where Krakow probably was, but had to google to be sure 
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There's a kind of sausage here named "Krakower" (transscripted). No wonder I couldn't solve the riddle.kuruman said:
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For your horrible, horrible crime of ignorance I offer an invitation. Should you ever visit Krakow, I'll be happy to show you around.davenn said:I guessed as to where Krakow probably was, but had to google to be sure
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2 guys "from Krakow" (or can say it with 2 blondes - no offense to either ...)
Sitting in a cafeteria, against the mirror, on the other side:
"Look look! Two guys just like us, over there. Let's go meet them!"
[Standing up ...] ... [Pause]
"Ok, never mind, they're coming here! ..."
[Sitting down]
Sitting in a cafeteria, against the mirror, on the other side:
"Look look! Two guys just like us, over there. Let's go meet them!"
[Standing up ...] ... [Pause]
"Ok, never mind, they're coming here! ..."
[Sitting down]
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Bandersnatch said:
thanks mate
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Stavros Kiri
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If the Earth is flat, so could be the moon. Look at it!
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Stavros Kiri said:
ahhhh but the libration wobble of it proves otherwise
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Besides which I think there are no cats on the Moon to worry about.davenn said:
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kuruman said:
but there are dogs ... apparently ...
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And nobody shall say there hasn't been searched for: Max, the mooncat.kuruman said:
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If there are chicken on Mars, they might be on the Moon as well. Here is an artist's impression.
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Clear evidence that the chicken got there before the eggs.mfb said:
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... and that their reputation is completely false: It takes braveness "to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run where the brave dare not go".kuruman said:
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He was searching for a black monolith, but he ended up finding a wormhole:davenn said:but there are dogs ... apparently ...