Collection of Science Jokes P2

[davenn]

Did you hear about scientist who came up with a belief about thread, yarn, and cords?

It was called string theory.

 

[fresh_42]

Did you hear about scientist who came up with a belief about thread, yarn, and cords?

It was called string theory.

I prefer to associate something else.

 

[Klystron]

I heard that knot theory put a kink in string theory.

 

[davenn]

 

[mfb]

Oops.
Space debris around Earth. From here.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Oops.

That's from 2005. This goes up to 2019.

 

[DrClaude]

Oops.
Space debris around Earth. From here.

Not to scale!

 

[fresh_42]

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Earth’s newest mini-moon lies at the center of the image—a pin-prick of white light—surrounded by stars.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/moon-mars/a31114123/earth-new-moon/

 

[collinsmark]

(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poets)

 

[zoki85]

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Oops.
Space debris around Earth. From here.

More sad than funny

 

[BillTre]

 

[zoki85]

Q: How did B.Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
A: Shocked!

 

[Klystron]

Q: How did B.Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
A: Shocked!

All keyed up!

Word has it Ms. Franklin found out about Ben's French mistresses.
"Go fly a kite in a thunderstorm!", she screamed.

 

[zoki85]

All keyed up!

Word has it Ms. Franklin found out about Ben's French mistresses.
"Go fly a kite in a thunderstorm!", she screamed.

He was double shocked in that case. Poor man

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

Sorry to be pedantic, but surely 1 Fig Newton is 102 grams of figs? $\left( \frac{1}{9.8} \textrm{ kg} \right)$

 

[DennisN]

Wuhan Soup Surprise

Ingredients:

• 1 liter water
• 1 bat
• 150 g pangolin meat

Kill the bat and strip the bat wings off it.
Pour the water into a bowl and then put the bat in and wait an hour.
Then slice the pangolin meat and put the slices into the bowl and wait another hour.
This soup is to be served cold.
Do not boil the soup as this tends to diminish the taste and lessen the surprising effect:

The soup may cause worldwide prepping.

 

[davenn]

 

[DennisN]

Why is the Sun and the Earth now more similar than before?

Spoiler

Now both have coronas.

 

[Vanadium 50]

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"Oh I,
could tell you why
the ocean's near the shore" (Yip Harburg)

 

[jack action]

Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

Does the stack overflow on washing or not washing?

 

[davenn]

A bit of meteorite humour in the current climate of shortages

Recently acquired full roll, 106 grams. It is double ply and lightly quilted with no missing sheets. Will trade for pallasite of equal value. PM if interested.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Zach at SMBC says:"Hey everyone stuck at home - for the duration of Covid Party 2020, I'm making a bunch of ebooks free. Just click the link in the below-comic blog."

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

A bit of meteorite humour in the current climate of shortages

You're on a roll!

 

[Klystron]

Anyone remember swingers and spouse swapping?

I was feeling sorry for those swingers in this period of social distancing; but Hey, Masks!

 

[davenn]