Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

The original thread (on twitter) has a such a high concentration of stupid that it may collapse into a black hole.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[gmax137]

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[Ibix]

I don't think anyone's posted Einstein's "what time does Oxford stop at this train?" joke.

 

[fresh_42]

I don't think anyone's posted Einstein's "what time does Oxford stop at this train?" joke.

Well, sort of:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-93#post-5632960

 

[fresh_42]

Let's stop these stupid calculations once and for all ...

 

[DrClaude]

Some recent good ones by Randall Munroe:

https://xkcd.com/2818/

Title text: A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.

https://xkcd.com/2817/

Title text: They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.

https://xkcd.com/2816/

Title text: The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Baluncore]

Imagine numbering discreet doorways with irrational numbers.
I once had room 271 for a year, and extended it, irrationally.

 

[256bits]

A prime neighborhood - now there is a concept.

 

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[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

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[Tom.G]

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Ahh! And it's complete with an arithmetic error in #16.
Never mind. (brain fart.)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Demystifier]

 

[BillTre]

 

[e_jane]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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I know it as:

"Hello, I'm John! What's your name?"
"I'm Bill."

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Baluncore]

You cannot be a fully rounded scientist, unless you have 360 degrees.

 

[BillTre]

 

[strangerep]

You cannot be a fully rounded scientist, unless you have 360 degrees.

Actually, it's 720 degrees.

 

[Demystifier]

 

[Demystifier]

 

[Tom.G]

You cannot be a fully rounded scientist, unless you have 360 degrees.

1440 years of college drinking!

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DrClaude]

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Now I want Klingon gifts this Christmas!

 

[Ibix]

Now I want Klingon gifts this Christmas!

Leave out a barrel of bloodwine and some freshly slaughtered meat for his sled targs...

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

All work and no energy makes Jack a perpetual motion machine.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

Fun fact to impress your friends:

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the Solar System.

 

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