Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Baluncore]

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the Solar System.

One molecule only has two hydrogen atoms. A drop of water contains many more.

 

[strangerep]

One molecule only has two hydrogen atoms. A drop of water contains many more.

Are you sure you didn't miss the point of the joke?

 

[Baluncore]

Are you sure you didn't miss the point of the joke?

No.

 

[Ibix]

Are you sure you didn't miss the point of the joke?

No.

<counts negatives on fingers>

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today:

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today:

Maybe @chemisttree should consider switching their avatar...?

 

[George Jones]

A Fourier transform contrasted with Courier transform:

 

[Baluncore]

A Fourier transform contrasted with Courier transform:

It is often wrongly assumed, that the shift theorem also applies to the courier transform.

The two transforms are closely related mathematically.
The courier transform takes the 3D spatial harmonics of the rectangular package, then convolutes the package, to remove high frequency spatial harmonics. If the process is repeated, it will finally approximate a sphere, defined only by the fundamentals in the 3 dimensions.

 

[fresh_42]

Here is a surreal transform.

... run and hide ...

 

[DrGreg]

A Fourier transform contrasted with Courier transform:

I thought it was this:

 

[fresh_42]

I thought it was this:

View attachment 333514

Now I get it! That's why people talked so much about Arielle Black! They thought it was time for new Romans.

 

[gmax137]

Was she the daughter of Omar Serif?

 

[fresh_42]

Was she the daughter of Omar Serif?

Who knows? Before you could count 1-2-3 she flew away on her Wingdings.
(sounds better in German where "dings "= thingy)

 

[Borg]

I was going to post about people who ding other cars but I'll pass for now...

 

[jack action]

My wife said: "I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works."

I said: "That makes two of us."

 

[fresh_42]

Howling Wolf has struck again!

 

[DaveC426913]

One molecule only has two hydrogen atoms. A drop of water contains many more.

Did we ... did we resolve this?

There are indeed more hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water than stars in the entire solar system.

 

[fresh_42]

There are indeed more hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water than stars in the entire solar system.

Well, uhm, is the question of Nemesis really decided, yet?

 

[George Jones]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

From FB today:

 

[BillTre]

From FB today:

View attachment 334178

But its the night time that counts!

 

[fresh_42]

But its the night time that counts!

Yes. The astronomer's day is the night!

 

[DennisN]

 

[Hornbein]

If they were extant, you would still not hear them pee, because reptiles and birds do not pee. They have a cloaca, and so produce a paste, not a liquid, as is evidenced by coprolites.

I have been pissed on by geckos.

 

[phinds]

I have been pissed on by geckos.

Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.

 

[fresh_42]

Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-130#post-5985147

 

[jack action]

Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the universe.

Without it, you get gravy.

 

[gmax137]

Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the universe.

Without it, you get gravy.

 

[Hornbein]

Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.

All in the interest of scientific truth.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DrGreg]

Draw an elephant : programmer

elephant->Draw();

Draw an elephant : physicist

Assume the elephant is spherical

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

 

[Ibix]

I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

$y$ is $x$? $b\cos\left(\frac xu\right)$ or $b\cos\left(\frac ux\right)$

 

[jack action]

 

[nuuskur]

It often do be like that.

 

[fresh_42]

Square root finally found.

 

[gmax137]

a surd?

 

[fresh_42]

a surd?

an absurd!

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today:

 

[Borg]

I prefer the Kobayashi Maru solution - rescue the plates by breaking the glass above.

 

[gmax137]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.

 

[Ibix]

It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.

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