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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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Demystifier said:
I like this one better with:

- What is 230 - 220 / 2? You may be surprised, but the answer is 5!
 
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Demystifier said:
I think it sounds more impressive to say "42 days" instead of "6 weeks".
 
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fresh_42 said:
Image also works with the only changes, "A few Romans walk into a bar," "Five beers."
 
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Well, if someone is a constant jerk all the time they clearly must be C3 ...
 
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I don't get these jokes. ##\dfrac{d^n x}{dt^n}=0## for any ##n\in \mathbb{N}## so what is funny here?
 
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fresh_42 said:
I don't get these jokes. ##\dfrac{d^n x}{dt^n}=0## for any ##n\in \mathbb{N}## so what is funny here?
The derivative of acceleration is "jerk". The next three derivatives are sometimes called "snap, crackle and pop", a reference to advertising for the breakfast cereal Rice Krispies.
 
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That is the most accurate technical graph I have ever seen!

EDIT: I also found it hilarious :smile:
 
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phinds said:
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Engineers approximate, programmers try every possible solution.
 
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phinds said:
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This is a well-known puzzle often used as a joking reference to "thinking outside the box" where the task is to connect all nine points using only four straight lines (the "scientist" solution), instead of the obvious five.
 
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Who you gonna call? :smile:

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Resistance is Futile​



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fresh_42 said:
Resistance is Futile
Why was @Borg so quick to Like that...? :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
Why was @Borg so quick to Like that...? :wink:
He's a natural resistor, so he knows one when he sees one. 😁
 
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DaveC426913 said:
bosom?
It's a Cunk thing
 
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Physics For Pre-med Student

One day our physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask. "Why do we have to study this stuff?"

"To save lives," the professor responded and continued with the lecture.

A few minutes later the same student spoke up again. "So, how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.
 
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The four basic arithmetic operations in mathematics:

  • addition
  • subtraction
  • frustration
  • capitulation
 
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BillTre said:
I think this one has been done before, but:

I asked the librarian for books on paranoia. She said "they're behind you."
 
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