Collection of Science Jokes P2

[jack action]

 

[Demystifier]

 

[Orodruin]

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I like this one better with:

- What is 230 - 220 / 2? You may be surprised, but the answer is 5!

 

[DrGreg]

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I think it sounds more impressive to say "42 days" instead of "6 weeks".

 

[collinsmark]

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Image also works with the only changes, "A few Romans walk into a bar," "Five beers."

 

[Demystifier]

 

[DrGreg]

Background image: Famartin, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

 

[Filip Larsen]

Well, if someone is a constant jerk all the time they clearly must be C³ ...

 

[fresh_42]

I don't get these jokes. $\dfrac{d^n x}{dt^n}=0$ for any $n\in \mathbb{N}$ so what is funny here?

 

[Jonathan Scott]

I don't get these jokes. $\dfrac{d^n x}{dt^n}=0$ for any $n\in \mathbb{N}$ so what is funny here?

The derivative of acceleration is "jerk". The next three derivatives are sometimes called "snap, crackle and pop", a reference to advertising for the breakfast cereal Rice Krispies.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

That is the most accurate technical graph I have ever seen!

EDIT: I also found it hilarious

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

?

 

[Tom.G]

 

[jack action]

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Engineers approximate, programmers try every possible solution.

 

[Jonathan Scott]

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This is a well-known puzzle often used as a joking reference to "thinking outside the box" where the task is to connect all nine points using only four straight lines (the "scientist" solution), instead of the obvious five.

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

Who you gonna call?

 

[fresh_42]

Resistance is Futile​

 

[berkeman]

Resistance is Futile

Why was @Borg so quick to Like that...?

 

[phinds]

Why was @Borg so quick to Like that...?

He's a natural resistor, so he knows one when he sees one.

 

[pinball1970]

bosom?

It's a Cunk thing

 

[phinds]

Physics For Pre-med Student​

One day our physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask. "Why do we have to study this stuff?"

"To save lives," the professor responded and continued with the lecture.

A few minutes later the same student spoke up again. "So, how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.

 

[fresh_42]

The four basic arithmetic operations in mathematics:

• addition
• subtraction
• frustration
• capitulation

 

[collinsmark]

Resistance is Futile​

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Reminds me of this:

Nerd Sniping

(Source: https://xkcd.com/356/)

 

[Ibix]

 

[berkeman]

LOL @Ibix

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

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I think this one has been done before, but:

I asked the librarian for books on paranoia. She said "they're behind you."