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That's a lot of physicists.

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(Lame math jokes crossover)
 
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Good face there! Lots of personality.

Steering wheel = Head
Instrument panel = Eyes
Spokes = Cheeks
Lower Spoke = Smiling w/ Tongue hanging out
 
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Well, someone is a little pareidolic!
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Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
 
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256bits said:
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
It's a lot easier for women.

He's nice and sane, he's gay.
 
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