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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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That's a lot of physicists.

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DaveC426913 said:
That's a lot of physicists.

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And a heck lot of aliens, too!
 
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EXACTLY!
 
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Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?

 
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Good face there! Lots of personality.

Steering wheel = Head
Instrument panel = Eyes
Spokes = Cheeks
Lower Spoke = Smiling w/ Tongue hanging out
 
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Well, someone is a little pareidolic!

(I thought I would never be able to use the word of the day!)
 
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Well, someone is a little pareidolic!
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jack action said:
Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
 
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256bits said:
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
It's a lot easier for women.

He's nice and sane, he's gay.
 
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.

So they called it a day.
 
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