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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

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That's a lot of physicists.

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(Lame math jokes crossover)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
That's a lot of physicists.

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(Lame math jokes crossover)
And a heck lot of aliens, too!
 
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EXACTLY!
 
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Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?

 
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Good face there! Lots of personality.

Steering wheel = Head
Instrument panel = Eyes
Spokes = Cheeks
Lower Spoke = Smiling w/ Tongue hanging out
 
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Well, someone is a little pareidolic!

(I thought I would never be able to use the word of the day!)
 
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jack action said:
jack action said:
Well, someone is a little pareidolic!
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jack action said:
Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
 
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256bits said:
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
It's a lot easier for women.

He's nice and sane, he's gay.
 
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.

So they called it a day.
 
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