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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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  • Explore the concept of knot theory in mathematics
  • Learn about the Jones polynomial and its applications
  • Study Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in quantum mechanics
  • Investigate the role of humor in scientific communication
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Mathematicians, physicists, educators, and anyone interested in the intersection of humor and science will benefit from this discussion.

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That's a lot of physicists.

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(Lame math jokes crossover)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
That's a lot of physicists.

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(Lame math jokes crossover)
And a heck lot of aliens, too!
 
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EXACTLY!
 
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Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?

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Good face there! Lots of personality.

Steering wheel = Head
Instrument panel = Eyes
Spokes = Cheeks
Lower Spoke = Smiling w/ Tongue hanging out
 
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Well, someone is a little pareidolic!

(I thought I would never be able to use the word of the day!)
 
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Well, someone is a little pareidolic!
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jack action said:
Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
 
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256bits said:
The pocket sized flash card version to take with you on short trips.

The Dating Triangle
Hot - Single - Sane

Pick Any two
If she is Hot and Single, she ain't Sane.
If she is Single and Sane, she ain't Hot.
If she is Hot and Sane, she ain't Single.
It's a lot easier for women.

He's nice and sane, he's gay.
 
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.

So they called it a day.
 
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