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Separatrix : A dominatrix who separates clients from all their possessions.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
This is a "today I learned" moment, which inspired me to get this AI cartoon made. The thing I learned today is that there is a reported case of otoacoustic emissions from a poodle that the vet staff could hear directly and unaided.






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Keep it down, Gigi! I'm trying to study here.


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This is a "I learned another new word moment". I searched for "cartoons" for totally unrelated reasons and this thread came up. I was attracted like a magnet to the word "otoacoustic" (I'm kind of an amateur etymology fan), so I learned a new word there (along with, recently, "ectoparasiticide"). :smile:
 
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Swamp Thing said:
Something to do with -1/12 ?
1/12 scale is the standard and most common scale for models and traditional dolls houses.

In the "one-inch scale", 1 inch in the miniature world equals 1 foot in real life. Which explains why the inches on a modeller's rule, are subdivided into 1/12 of an inch, not 1/16 (binary), nor 1/10 (metric).
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That is frigin hilarious!
No doubt I will still be chuckling several days from now.

May we have found the actual reason for tinnitus, people become sensitive to the background gravitational waves and can hear them vibrating the ear drum. :wideeyed:
 
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Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly opposite the Yucatan Peninsula, bringing back the dinosaurs.
That is old news, and the asteroid turned out to be much smaller than last time.
Remember flight MH370 ?
 
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