Darwin award wanna be

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Anyone this dumb will surely win the Darwin award one day.

"the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself on fire"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12303838/
 

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How the hell did Pengwunio manage to get himself on msnbc?

Evo, you put the wrong quote:

A teenage boy accidentally set himself on fire early Wednesday morning after allegedly trying to siphon gas from a firefighter's car.
The irony.
 
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Maybe abortion should be freely available with an 18 year time limit....
 
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Pengwuino said:
Maybe abortion should be freely available with an 18 year time limit....
Kind of like South Park's late late abortion @ 8 years old. :rofl:

So many things are ironic about this story.

It was a firefighter's car ! :biggrin:

The fire got him in the legs, but (presumably) missed his umm.. legumes. That would've been a blessing, would have taken his swimmers right out of the gene pool. :grumpy:
 
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Curious3141 said:
Kind of like South Park's late late abortion @ 8 years old. :rofl:

So many things are ironic about this story.

It was a firefighter's car ! :biggrin:

The fire got him in the legs, but (presumably) missed his umm.. legumes. That would've been a blessing, would have taken his swimmers right out of the gene pool. :grumpy:

An he would have gotten the award.

I'm sure I'll win one for something that involves using a blasting cap to ignite a hybrid rocket, turning it into a pipe bomb in my face. Maybe sunday.
 

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