Do Girls Like Bearded Men?

[Greg Bernhardt]

Astro has some serious competition.

OMG it's a "Beard Off"! Let's get some rules on the table!

 

[nismaratwork]

I could do a reasonable impersonation of Astronuc, except mine has now changed from red to gray. (The dark "stripe" is an artefact of the photo).

Nice!

I never thought... omg...


ZZ-Top PF COVER BAND!

 

[turbo]

No beard (too much American Indian in both sides of the family) but I've had a mustache for all the time that I have been with my wife. I shaved one night and returned to our living room/bedroom in our attic apartment, and she shrieked and said "grow it out and don't ever do that again!" I've had a mustache ever since.

She doesn't want me to grow a goatee because my facial hair tends to be white. I have gray temples and she likes that, since I'm bearing down quickly on 59 years, and still have mostly brown/black hair.

 

[nismaratwork]

No beard (too much American Indian in both sides of the family) but I've had a mustache for all the time that I have been with my wife. I shaved one night and returned to our living room/bedroom in our attic apartment, and she shrieked and said "grow it out and don't ever do that again!" I've had a mustache ever since.

She doesn't want me to grow a goatee because my facial hair tends to be white. I have gray temples and she likes that, since I'm bearing down quickly on 59 years, and still have mostly brown/black hair.

Gray temples... you lucky dog. Women really seem to love that... I just have random gray on the FRONT... not quite a "shock:, but not "going gray"... it's been years like that!

Don't get me wrong, it's bad, but it's a little odd, but I've always wanted a mane of silver hair, or those excellent steely temples. Then again, you've worked harder to earn them old man.

btw... and I say this as your junior... when did 5* become "old"? The way you talk about yourself, it's hard to remember you're not pushing 70, and only because of self-deprication. Give yourself a break!

 

[turbo]

btw... and I say this as your junior... when did 5* become "old"? The way you talk about yourself, it's hard to remember you're not pushing 70, and only because of self-deprication. Give yourself a break!

I'm not all that old, but have some health issues, and won't out-last my wife. My father is 85 and he walks several miles per day, and he has a girlfriend who walks with him.

 

[AlephZero]

I never thought... omg...
ZZ-Top PF COVER BAND!

There is more truth in that than you knew.

About 10 or 15 years ago there was a major crime committed in Birmingham (UK, not Alabama!) and witnesses reported one of the criminals "looked like the lead guitarist of ZZ Top".

After arresting a suspect, the police issued a general appeal for ZZ Top look-alikes to take part in an indentity parade. Several people told me I ought to do my public duty and volunteer. (But I figured that real ZZ Top look alikes don't know what "public duty" means, so I didn't).

 

[nismaratwork]

There is more truth in that than you knew.

About 10 or 15 years ago there was a major crime committed in Birmingham (UK, not Alabama!) and witnesses reported one of the criminals "looked like the lead guitarist of ZZ Top".

After arresting a suspect, the police issued a general appeal for ZZ Top look-alikes to take part in an indentity parade. Several people told me I ought to do my public duty and volunteer. (But I figured that real ZZ Top look alikes don't know what "public duty" means, so I didn't).

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[nismaratwork]

I'm not all that old, but have some health issues, and won't out-last my wife. My father is 85 and he walks several miles per day, and he has a girlfriend who walks with him.

Hmmm... you never know.

 

[Dembadon]

I could do a reasonable impersonation of Astronuc, except mine has now changed from red to gray. (The dark "stripe" is an artefact of the photo).

That's pretty impressive! I'm definitely in favor of a beard-off.

I'm also interested to see if either of you have any progress shots. You know, like snapshots of various stages during the growth process.

 

[DevilsAvocado]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJweeCkyJYI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErmD53OCfZU

Reeeeeeally THHICK!

 

[nismaratwork]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJweeCkyJYI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErmD53OCfZU

Reeeeeeally THHICK!

Heheheheh

That guy with the cap on... now that's a beard for cold climates!

 

[FizixFreak]

Enough with the facial hair what about chest hair?

I personally DO NOT want to have chest hair like this guy

[PLAIN]http://www.listicles.com/wp-content/upload/hoff_jacket.jpg


ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...,my eyes they are burning

 

[nismaratwork]

Enough with the facial hair what about chest hair?

I personally DO NOT want to have chest hair like this guy

[PLAIN]http://www.listicles.com/wp-content/upload/hoff_jacket.jpg


ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...,my eyes they are burning

Oh god...

Just dry heaves... no wait!

 

[FizixFreak]

Personally i actually have a body like this guy

http://www.yaare.com/wp-content/themes/gazette/2010/01/Hugh-Jackman1.jpg

Yeah but some 30-40 pounds are missing but they will come soon enough.

 

[FizixFreak]

But seriously i was wondering how many guys here actually wax their chests?

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

But seriously i was wondering how many guys here actually wax their chests?

i don't see any reason for it unless you are into body building.

 

[nismaratwork]

i don't see any reason for it unless you are into body building.

I can think of one excellent reason not to.


OOOOOWWWWWW

 

[nismaratwork]

Personally i actually have a body like this guy

http://www.yaare.com/wp-content/themes/gazette/2010/01/Hugh-Jackman1.jpg

Yeah but some 30-40 pounds are missing but they will come soon enough.

I think it helps that he isn't standing there with his hip cocked like a women, in a bannan-hammock (Speedo, crotch emphasizing bathing suit).

'Wolverine' just looks like a really ripped (low body fat, clearly defined musculature) guy, not some kind of freak posing like a girl.

 

[FizixFreak]

I can think of one excellent reason not to.OOOOOWWWWWW

Well i can give you at least one that is

CHEST HAIR=MANLINESS

 

[nismaratwork]

Well i can give you at least one that is

CHEST HAIR=MANLINESS

Yeah, I'd have to agree there... a waxed chest looks... odd. On the other hand you have people of asian lineage with little or no chest hair, but... still manage to look manly. I think people look best the way they were born, not after a lot of waxing and junk.

 

[FizixFreak]

Yeah, I'd have to agree there... a waxed chest looks... odd. On the other hand you have people of asian lineage with little or no chest hair, but... still manage to look manly. I think people look best the way they were born, not after a lot of waxing and junk.

YEP! women also like men with some chest hair or at least that is what i think i guess that can start a very good thread as well.

 

[nismaratwork]

YEP! women also like men with some chest hair or at least that is what i think i guess that can start a very good thread as well.

I'd definitely be interested to hear what the female members think about this... I would agree with you, but I guess we're not the target audience!

Ladies? Chest hair... yea, or nay?

 

[FizixFreak]

I'd definitely be interested to hear what the female members think about this... I would agree with you, but I guess we're not the target audience!

Ladies? Chest hair... yea, or nay?

I think it depends on the country as well i think women from your country will probably prefer waxed chest?

 

[nismaratwork]

I think it depends on the country as well i think women from your country will probably prefer waxed chest?

In my experience, no, but I'm just one guy... so...?

I'm not overly hairy, but I have a decent amount of chest-hair... it's never been an issue, but on the other hand, it's never been the main draw either. I'm not sure what women prefer, but I don't have any friends who wax except one who's a swimmer, and another who (as mentioned earlier) does a lot of bodybuilding.

 

[FizixFreak]

In my experience, no, but I'm just one guy... so...?

I'm not overly hairy, but I have a decent amount of chest-hair... it's never been an issue, but on the other hand, it's never been the main draw either. I'm not sure what women prefer, but I don't have any friends who wax except one who's a swimmer, and another who (as mentioned earlier) does a lot of bodybuilding.

Yes i also have just right amount of hair on my chest and i like it that way but this is too much i guess

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/27/128802749165865722.jpg

 

[nismaratwork]

Yes i also have just right amount of hair on my chest and i like it that way but this is too much i guess

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/27/128802749165865722.jpg

I guess... Once again I think we'd have to ask the ladies.


It's probably a matter of fashion for the most part, and the tendency of a region. We definitely need a female view or we lost lambs will never find home again.

 

[George Jones]

Do girls like men with beards?

Fourteen years ago:

[PLAIN]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1640/qm550hjy2.jpg

She doesn't want me to grow a goatee because my facial hair tends to be white.

My wife made me shave off my beard when it started going grey faster than the rest of my hair. She said that it made her look old by association. My hair is also shorter now.

 

[nismaratwork]

Fourteen years ago:

[PLAIN]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1640/qm550hjy2.jpg



My wife made me shave off my beard when it started going grey faster than the rest of my hair. She said that it made her look old by association. My hair is also shorter now.

Awwww... it's a young GJ rocking the bra-ket with chalk! Meeeeemmmmmoooorrrriiiess.

Oh, and, "old by association"?! OUCH... but really clever. Oh, and intersting way you write your Sigmas.

 

[JaWiB]

I've gone without shaving for about two weeks now, and my intent is to continue not shaving until the end of the next term, then shave right before teaching my final lab section, just to freak out the students. (Also, I figure a beard will deter students from coming to my office hours)

 

[FizixFreak]

I also have done some teaching..., beard or no beard i think the personalty of the teacher really has a direct effect on the minds of the students specially the females which in my case must never have been positive

 

[FizixFreak]

This thread has attracted no females....,how unfortunate!

 

[Astronuc]

This thread has attracted no females....,how unfortunate!

hypatia, lisab and Evo made comments in the first two pages.

 

[FizixFreak]

hypatia, lisab and Evo made comments in the first two pages.

Only three females..., i think this guy deserves better than that

[PLAIN]http://www.listicles.com/wp-content/upload/hoff_jacket.jpg




No but seriously no female has made comments on chest hair i talked about woman's choice on chest hair in the previous posts.

 

[mcknia07]

Some chest hair is ok, but my goodness... that's way too much lol

 

[FizixFreak]

Some chest hair is ok, but my goodness... that's way too much lol

Too much chest hair...,thats the only thing bad you notices in this picture?

 

[mcknia07]

He looks like the guys in the Geico commercials... the cavemen lol

 

[lisab]

Too much chest hair...,thats the only thing bad you notices in this picture?

Yeah...he's a bit too, erm, effeminate for my taste. Looks like he'd spend waaaaay more time on his hair than I do on mine. That's never good.

 

[FizixFreak]

Yeah...he's a bit too, erm, effeminate for my taste. Looks like he'd spend waaaaay more time on his hair than I do on mine. That's never good.

For some reason i have a hunch that some ladies would prefer this

over this

Am i right?

 

[Evo]

For some reason i have a hunch that some ladies would prefer this

over this

Am i right?

Except the first guy has weird facial hair.

And what's his nmae in the jacket and speedo is just creepy.

 

[nismaratwork]

Except the first guy has weird facial hair.

And what's his nmae in the jacket and speedo is just creepy.

Evo... That's Hugh Jackman preparing to play 'Wolverine'... that's the character's facial hair style, not his.

Speedo boy is... Baywatch... bad singing... eating burgers off the floor while blind drunk...

...That's right Evo it's... David "I can't feel my feet" Hasselhoff!

 

[Evo]

Evo... That's Hugh Jackman preparing to play 'Wolverine'... that's the character's facial hair style, not his.

Speedo boy is... Baywatch... bad singing... eating burgers off the floor while blind drunk...

...That's right Evo it's... David "I can't feel my feet" Hasselhoff!

I don't get out enough.

 

[nismaratwork]

I don't get out enough.

Or... you're not the target audience for Marvel comics, and I was, and therefore always will be to some extent? I don't keep up, but Wolverine is a testosterone dream of young boys everywhere... having been such a young boy, I freely admit to having loved comic books.

Still... the Wolverine movie was pretty good...

As for Hasselhoff... you think it says something good about me that I recognize him, and you don't? You're the clear winner in this game of life Evo!

 

[FizixFreak]

I don't get out enough.

Well i can see that you really don't even i knew the name of the actor even though i am not American but then again you probably spent most of your time doing some thing productive and i would not be NEARLY as good at physics as you BUT i am very handsome with just the right amount of chest hair

 

[Adyssa]

If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums:

 

[wolram]

If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums:

I mean it ROFL.

 

[nismaratwork]

I've never heard that one, good stuff!

 

[FizixFreak]

I've never heard that one, good stuff!

I find it ironic that people are laughing at it despite the fact they might have two mums themselves(no offense just kidding)

Guys please stop posting things like this it will scare the ladies away

By the way does anyone remembers this



ahhhhhh..., good times

 

[nismaratwork]

I find it ironic that people are laughing at it despite the fact they might have two mums themselves(no offense just kidding)

Guys please stop posting things like this it will scare the ladies away

By the way does anyone remembers this



ahhhhhh..., good times

Lord, I haven't watched that in ages! Dexter's Lab was a favorite of a girlfriend years ago when it was first on... good memories, and a surprisingly smart and funny cartoon.

 

[Astronuc]

If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums:

That's pretty funny.

My mom gave me a lot of grief about growing a beard and growing my hair long.

I never liked shaving.

 

[FizixFreak]

Lord, I haven't watched that in ages! Dexter's Lab was a favorite of a girlfriend years ago when it was first on... good memories, and a surprisingly smart and funny cartoon.

"It doesn't matter if you have beard on the outside as long as you have a beard on the inside"

Best quote ever!