I Just Successfully Defended My Thesis

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In summary: I think I've managed to anger him. In summary, the speaker talked about ways of finding and quantifying large-scale structures in the distribution of galaxies, but he made a few errors that caused the audience to correct him.
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...defended my thesis. Hope to get the papers out in the coming months and spend a bit more time at PF. Did I miss anything?
 
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No, but we missed you! I assume we can start calling you Dr Space Tiger now?
 
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I always have this funny mental image when someone talks about defending their thesis. I imagine a wild-eyed student clutching a large document to his/her chest and waving a flaming torch at a crowd of people wearing robes and octagonal hats who are trying to snatch at it.

Is it anything like that?
 
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I had intended to show up for your defense, but I had to pick up my wife at the airport yesterday.
 
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SpaceTiger said:
...defended my thesis. Hope to get the papers out in the coming months and spend a bit more time at PF. Did I miss anything?
Congratulations on the thesis defense!

We wondered where've you been.
 
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What? I thought you were already Dr Space Tiger!

I have been worried about you ST. Welcome back.
 
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I always have this funny mental image when someone talks about defending their thesis. I imagine a wild-eyed student clutching a large document to his/her chest and waving a flaming torch at a crowd of people wearing robes and octagonal hats who are trying to snatch at it
Now I have it! :rolleyes:
 
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So do we address him as DST or STP or STPhD? :biggrin:
 
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Mk said:
Now I have it! :rolleyes:

I watched too much MP Flying Circus growing up. The damage was permanent.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I watched too much MP Flying Circus growing up. The damage was permanent.

Theres no such thing as too much MP. And there is no evidence they ever damaged anyone :tongue:.

The best of luck Space Tiger although I'm sure you won't need it. I look forward to reading it when it comes out.
 
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Thats wonderful news, it will be nice to have some time to relax a bit eh?
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I always have this funny mental image when someone talks about defending their thesis. I imagine a wild-eyed student clutching a large document to his/her chest and waving a flaming torch at a crowd of people wearing robes and octagonal hats who are trying to snatch at it.

Is it anything like that?

Not too different, actually...
 
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jimmysnyder said:
I had intended to show up for your defense, but I had to pick up my wife at the airport yesterday.

I'm giving a public colloquium on Tuesday at 4:30, so feel free to stop by if you're in the area. The defense itself is fairy impenetrable to non-specialists anyhow.
 
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Thanks everyone. I do hope to have a little more free time, but honestly, I don't think it will be a lot more. I just started a job at Rutgers and have been kept pretty busy even since I submitted the thesis three weeks ago. Also, my internet access will be limited until the end of the month. :P
 
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Ok your excuse for not being around is accepted.:biggrin:
Congrats!:smile:
 
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SpaceTiger said:
I'm giving a public colloquium on Tuesday at 4:30, so feel free to stop by if you're in the area. The defense itself is fairy impenetrable to non-specialists anyhow.
In Peyton Hall?
 
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SpaceTiger said:
Thanks everyone. I do hope to have a little more free time, but honestly, I don't think it will be a lot more. I just started a job at Rutgers and have been kept pretty busy even since I submitted the thesis three weeks ago. Also, my internet access will be limited until the end of the month. :P
Newark? That's practically in the neighborhood.

What's the title/subject of the dissertation?
 
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Congrats on your defense, ST!
 
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Congrats ST!
 
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Congrats Dr. SpaceTiger! Sorry I'm so late to the party.

SpaceTiger said:
I just started a job at Rutgers ...

Very good choice! :biggrin: Are we going to have change your name to Dr. SpaceKnight now? :wink:
 
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What's the title/subject of the dissertation?

The colloquium will be held Tuesday at 4:30 PM in the Peyton Hall auditorium. My thesis is titled, "Crawling the Cosmic Network: An Exploration of Filamentary Structure". I talk about ways of finding and quantifying large-scale structures in the distribution of galaxies.
 
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"ST, PhD" has a nice ring to it.
 
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SpaceTiger said:
The colloquium will be held Tuesday at 4:30 PM in the Peyton Hall auditorium. My thesis is titled, "Crawling the Cosmic Network: An Exploration of Filamentary Structure". I talk about ways of finding and quantifying large-scale structures in the distribution of galaxies.
I had the pleasure of attending this colloquium and I will give my account of it, not so much to inform you as to enrage the speaker to the extent that he is forced to correct the errors in it.

The room was filled with mostly graybeards, but there was this old German woman with a little too much testosterone. I will have more to say about her shortly. There were also a large number of young female attendees, We can only guess at what attracted them to this talk. Dr. SpaceTiger enthusiastically tore into his subject matter, the stars that shine and twinkle at night like so much candlelight in the eyes of these pretty young scientists. But not in so many words. It went more like this.

When you look at a 3D graph of the galaxies in the Sloan Survey, you see things like clusters, filaments, and walls. Indeed, he had an actual filament at hand to show us and which did double duty as a pointing device. These structures may be compared to the bunnies and horsies that we see in the clouds. But with this important difference. Dr. SpaceTiger was able to write some pattern matching software that actually found these structures in the data. Here's how he did it. First, he graphed the matter density, tossing in some dark matter here and there. Then he took the Hessian of the density (I'm pretty fuzzy on this step), and then he diagonalized the Hessian. This results in 3 numbers, the eigenvalues of the Hessian. Then he mapped the eigenvalues in such a way that the structures could be identified. To me, the most revealing image he displayed was one of the galaxies and with red lines where the software had found the filaments. Nice matchup. He showed how at the given level of contrast, it was easier to find filaments than walls. He showed how at redshift z = 3, there were more walls, and at z = 0, more clusters. He indicated that this means as time goes on, walls deteriorate into filaments, filaments into clusters, and given time, our local group will become a wooden nickel.

Then came the questions. Mostly these graybeards wanted to know why Dr. SpaceTiger didn't adjust this variable or that one. I really thought they had him there, but he always came back with a sharp retort that put them in their place. However, the evening was nearly ruined when the German hag piped up. She said that she got her PhD 90 years ago and she did some bogus studies that showed that these walls were very real indeed. I suppose she thought she was being oh so clever by pointing out that it is called "The Sloan Great Wall", not "The Sloan Great Filament". Actually I thought so too. I would have been in tears at this point, but Dr. SpaceTIger quoth as follows. "Up yours lady, I never said there weren't any walls, just that the filaments were more prominent at this level of contrast". She was speechless at this point. Dr. SpaceTiger ended his talk to great applause.

One guy asked if the filaments formed a kind of mesh like a tennis racket. This raised a question in my own mind, but having somewhat below the average knowledge of this matter, I decided to keep my trap shut. However, I will ask the question here. Is it like a tennis racket with a lot of snot on it?. I mean like a wall but with dense strands running through it?
 
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:rofl:

What an interesting perspective on my talk. The "hag" was Neta Bahcall, who is actually a very nice lady and I don't think she was trying to be as combative as you say. Anyway, thanks for coming, I'm afraid attendance was poor so close to Thanksgiving break.

jimmysnyder said:
One guy asked if the filaments formed a kind of mesh like a tennis racket. This raised a question in my own mind, but having somewhat below the average knowledge of this matter, I decided to keep my trap shut. However, I will ask the question here. Is it like a tennis racket with a lot of snot on it?. I mean like a wall but with dense strands running through it?

Yeah, I think that's a pretty good picture to keep in mind. The walls are actually quite difficult to pick out by eye, but they are there, with filaments running all through them.
 
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:rofl: I've never heard a talk described quite like that, but sounds like it went very well. Congrats again!
 
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SpaceTiger said:
The professor was Neta Bahcall, who is actually a very nice lady and I don't think she was trying to be as combative as you say.
My description of her was unwarranted and without a grain of truth in it. Indeed, there was a twinkle in her eye as she asked her question. Your response did not contain as much strong language as I had indicated. However, I stand by my description of her question. She brought up that 'Sloan Great Filament' thing like she was sticking a fork in your thesis to see if it was done. I thought I saw the buttons on your shirt strain as your muscles bulged to contain the fury. I nearly wept as I plumbed the depth of the anguish you must have been feeling. But now that I think back on it, there was a twinkle in your eye too. Perhaps it was a more beautiful emotion inflicting a sweeter torture than I had imagined.

Congratulations on a talk that satisfied both the learned professors in the room, and the idle curiosity of rubberneckers like me. I do hope that when you get the time, you will add a short note to this thread explaining your talk without the filter of my misunderstanding.

If you get to the Camden campus, drop my name to Professor Gagliardi.
 
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1. What is a thesis defense?

A thesis defense is a presentation and discussion of your research, which is typically the final requirement for earning a graduate degree. It allows you to demonstrate your knowledge and expertise in your field of study and defend the original contribution you have made through your research.

2. How do I prepare for my thesis defense?

To prepare for your thesis defense, it is important to thoroughly review your research and familiarize yourself with the key findings and arguments. You should also practice your presentation and anticipate potential questions from your committee. It can also be helpful to attend other thesis defenses to get a sense of the format and expectations.

3. Who will be present at my thesis defense?

Your thesis defense will typically be attended by your thesis committee, which consists of your advisor and other faculty members who have expertise in your field of study. It may also be open to other members of the academic community and the public.

4. What happens during a thesis defense?

During a thesis defense, you will give a presentation on your research, followed by a question and answer session with your committee. The committee may ask you to clarify or elaborate on certain points, and they may also provide feedback and suggestions for further research.

5. What are the possible outcomes of a thesis defense?

The possible outcomes of a thesis defense include passing with distinction, passing with revisions, or failing. Passing with distinction means that your committee has deemed your research to be of exceptional quality. Passing with revisions means that your committee has identified areas for improvement in your research, and you will need to make revisions before your thesis can be accepted. Failing means that your committee has determined that your research is not sufficient for earning your degree, and you may need to make significant changes or start over with a new topic.

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