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Fun with Answering Machines

  1. Nov 21, 2003 #1


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    I'm sure most of us have, at one time or another, thought of silly greetings to leave on our answering machine. I have recently come up with one that I wish to share. I would also like to know if anyone here is the legal expertise to tell me whether or not I can legally enforce the following message:

    Now, I actually look forward to checking my messages with great anticipation, hoping I received a sales call from a telemarketer!

    I'm guessing some of the "quirky" minds in this community have come up with some fairly non-standard answering machine greetings. Let's hear them!
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  3. Nov 21, 2003 #2
    Just came up with this one a few seconds ago.

    Hello, you've reached Corey at (phone number). By staying on the line after the tone, you have agreed that you are an idiotic loco that isn't worth the oxygen. You're phone number will be recorded onto Caller ID under "Ignore". The tone will sound in 5 seconds. Have a nice day.
  4. Nov 22, 2003 #3


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    I used to have the following message on my answering machine:

    'With Monique! ... Hello? ... Hello!? ... I can't hear you! Are you there? HELLO?? ... Well, then just leave a message after the tone.' *beep*

    Evil isn't it? you get some pretty interesting messages that way :wink:
  5. Nov 27, 2003 #4
    Record a regular message, I'm not here leave a messege etc. Instead of finishing though, play a loud beeping tone into the machine. Wait about 2 or 3 seconds and then, while still recording, act as though you just picked up the phone after the tone had rung, and apologize for being so late in a different tone of voice than you left the message. It plays out like this.

    Me: "Hi, this is Jacob, I'm not home right now, leave a messege after the beep. BEEEEEP."
    Caller: "Hey jacob, just wanted to(Bam, they're cut off by me)
    Me: (still part of the recording, unbeknownced to the caller) Hey, sorry I got to the phone late, I was just using the bathroom. (Pause to allow response).
    Caller: Begins response, is again interrupted by the recording.
    Me: (interrupting) I was just kidding, I wasn't in the bathroom, this is still a recording, leave a messege now.
  6. Nov 28, 2003 #5


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    Here's one to use when you are home to answer the phone:

    " Hi, you've reached the phone of "*****". I'm not here right now, so just leave a mess... Oh, wait, I just walked in, hold on. "

    You then pick up.
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