"skills needed to dj"? I can't help but laugh. Any other response would be purgative.I never said I was. I never said my friends were.
All your talk is cheap. Get a turn table. Make sounds come out of it. You cant. But I'm sure you can tell me stories till the cows come home about playing in bars, and all sorts of other Jazz related topics: all talk, no play.
If you think its sooooooooooooooooo easy, I want you to play something for me.
I bet your next post is another amazing story about meeting Louis Armstrong in a bar and jamming with him. (Although it proves nothing about your claim on the skills needed to DJ).