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To be fair, my wife was cooking bacon at the time. So, yeah. The only other products that came to mind (eggs and tortillas) weren’t sold by weight.
 
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berkeman said:
Hey, waidaminute, why don't supermarkets have these anymore?
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The quintessential 'banana for scale'.
 
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exponent137 said:
Yes
For leaving V50 speechless. :-p

Vanadium 50 said:
Wow. Just wow.
 
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Oh, I had a comment, all right. I just figured it would be best if kept to myself.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
That press release was...um...sufficiently rich in organic material that it could itself be used as a renewable fuel.
 
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In a thread asking about making food from just raw elements
BillTre said:
You have a series of different questions:
1) Can you eat the periodic table?
A: yes depending on what it is printed on.
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In a thread discussing how to judge the validity of sources (not peer-reviewed):

Vanadium 50 said:
As they said "If it ducks like a quack..."
 
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In a thread where the OP is trying to identify why a bracket has been failing before its expected life:
jrmichler said:
Syed7777777 said:
I'm trying to simulate this in FEA to identify the weak spots
No need for FEA to do that. The weak spots are where it breaks.
 
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berkeman said:
In a thread discussing how to judge the validity of sources (not peer-reviewed):
You had to be there.
 
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Sometimes we have to school newbies on the obvious...

Baluncore said:
Avoid sifting flour by the light of a candle.
 
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berkeman said:
In a thread discussing how to judge the validity of sources (not peer-reviewed):
As they said "If it ducks like a quack..."
This gets wittier the more I read it.

In fact, it's positively steal-worthy for some of the woo discussions I get caught in.
 
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Yes, it's a pleasant mix of dyslexic double entendre and skepticism.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
It's much easier to revolutionize the world if you don't have to put numbers in.
 
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Upon witnessing the chaos unfolding in a different department at work, I once quipped “not my circus, not my monkeys.”

Only it came out as “not my cirkeys, not my monkus.”

It took a solid minute for everyone to stop laughing.
 
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I once was talking to my new boss from home on my flip phone but needed to take some notes so I asked her to "please give me a second to put on my head free handset. Fortunately she had a sense of humor and we both got a good laugh out of it.
 
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phinds said:
head free handset
For some calls I am on such a thing would be a welcome change... :wink:
 
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From the thread about Dr. Hossenfelder's "7 Coincidences" video:

Vanadium 50 said:
I once stayed at a hotel room where the room number was the same as the mass of the Λ baryon. Coincidence? I think not!

:smile:
 
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@gleem giving more good advice and motivation in the Academic Advising forum... :smile:

gleem said:
That spark that you mentioned is what lights the fire that burns inside of you to find out what has yet to be learned.
 
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russ_watters said:
Here's the risk with engineers: we're creative and often have loose or missing screws, so if you constrain your problem insufficiently there is a decent chance the answer will involve a trebuchet.
 
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googles trebuchet.......

still does not get the joke....
 
pinball1970 said:
googles trebuchet.......

still does not get the joke....
The device under discussion was some kind of vaguely specified energy generation scheme involving animals (probably cattle) moving around and having their energy harvested somehow. At least some of the ideas involved fairly brutal accelerations when you ran the numbers. The vagueness was a cause of some frustration.

I'm not sure if Russ was implying he'd use the cattle as ammo ("Fetchez la vache!") or as the counterweight.
 
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pinball1970 said:
googles trebuchet.......

still does not get the joke....
I think what he meant a word of caution: "please constrain your problem well enough or engineers will run with it in the direction they think is fun, rather than useful" Because hey, if you can make a trebuchet within the given specs, that's just way more fun :cool:.
 
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Ibix said:
"Fetchez la vache!"
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
 
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jbriggs444 said:
It helps if you have worked and played outside during your formative years. Then most of this stuff is second nature.
 
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Borg said:
If Schwarzenegger shows up naked in my backyard, I'm hitting the report button.
 
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pinball1970 said:
I never really got the title. Did he have a "breakdown" in the mental health sense? No! He was absolutely coherent, organised and focused. He was also very smart and professional, at every turn.
The concepts of 'doing bad' and making good with your life and talents appear often in this series. Walter, as Jessie's high school chemistry teacher, lectured about the benefits of applying oneself in order to achieve. See the portrait Jessie drew on the rear of a failed exam of Mr. White with a large screw. "Apply yourself!" Mr. White demands.

Later as criminal partners, Jessie refers archly and satirically to Walter "breaking bad" as per Gilligan's title. Jesse using this slang expression to describe White's behaviour begs the question, "Was Mr. White a good man driven after a cancer diagnosis to support his family via vile crimes, or was Walter always a suppressed criminal posing as a teacher who enjoys being master criminal Heisenberg?".

Jessie resolves this dilemma after contemplation during rehab, telling Walter, "I know this now, I am the bad guy.", leaving Walter to sort out his own morality.
 
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WWGD said:
Welcome to PF! I failed my Turing test, btw ;).
 
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Baluncore said:
If you are really trying to invent an accurate hand-wound mechanical clock, then you are 300 years too late. You are so far behind, that you think you are first.
 
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In a thread about those who decide to build a particle accelerator in their basement
Vanadium 50 said:
The correlation between ambition and cluelessness seems high.
 
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