How Can Science and Math Help You Get a Date?

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The discussion revolves around sharing and critiquing geeky pick-up lines, primarily rooted in math, physics, and chemistry humor. Participants contribute various lines, such as "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves," and "You're more special than relativity," while others express skepticism about their effectiveness, suggesting they often lead to quick rejections. There’s a playful tone as users joke about the absurdity of combining science with romance, with some lines being more graphic or risqué than others. The conversation also touches on the idea that such lines might serve as a filter, weeding out incompatible partners. Overall, the thread highlights a mix of humor, nostalgia for geek culture, and the challenges of using pick-up lines in dating.
  • #101
WannabeNewton said:
Babe, you're the delta to my epsilon. >.<

I'm pretty sure \varepsilon is also the probability that any of these would actually work.
 
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  • #103
Hey baby, you ever take a course on differential equations?

Take off your clothes.
 
  • #104
Digitalism said:
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lolololz...earthlings
 
  • #105
You're more curved than spacetime in the presence of a 10^23 kilogram mass
 
  • #106
ChaosLokoInc said:
You're more curved than spacetime in the presence of a 10^23 kilogram mass

Are you insulting her mom?

Hmmm. That's actually an interesting strategy that plays on the tension that often seems to exist between mother-daughter.
 
  • #107
Bolero? Too invariant, almost monotonic. Have you tried 1812 Overture ?
 
  • #108
jim hardy said:
Bolero? Too invariant, almost monotonic. Have you tried 1812 Overture ?
I like Bolero, it has its own charm :P
 
  • #109
The ballerina for whom Ravel wrote Bolero...
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10+
 
  • #110
chemistryrules said:
wow you guys are so cool i wish i had the nerve to go and use my chemistry chat up lines on girls. i find chloroform better.

Yeah. It puts you to sleep so you don't have to worry about all the hassle of meeting someone and trying to chat them up.
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A friend sent me this... Yay friends...
 
  • #112
I always prefer the following math pick up lines:
Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.

Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.

Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.

Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.

Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~
 
  • #113
These guys have it covered:
 
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