How Did the Official's Wife Fit $80,000 in Her Underwear?

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The discussion revolves around a humorous take on a news story about the wife of a high-ranking country official hiding $80,000 in her underwear, specifically in her bra. Participants joke about unconventional hiding spots for cash, suggesting that traditional methods like hidden compartments or burying money are more effective than modern choices like hiding cash in clothing or freezers. The conversation touches on the impracticality of cash as a hiding method, especially given the size of large denominations, and suggests that valuable assets like art or jewelry would be wiser investments. There is also a playful exchange about the absurdity of the situation, with comments about the implications of dollar inflation and the physical characteristics of paper money. Overall, the thread combines humor with commentary on wealth concealment strategies.

Where id she hide the $80,000?

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Wife of top country official hides $80,000 in her underwear.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40162304/ns/us_news"
 
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LOL! :smile:
 
Pssst, bra of course... But it actually depends! :biggrin:
 
That was the big story on the news in DC last night. The transcripts being read on TV were too funny. :smile:
 
I guess a lot depends on the banknotes used.
 
But doesn't it make sense to put the money where it will draw the most interest?
 
Vanadium 50 said:
But doesn't it make sense to put the money where it will draw the most interest?

:smile:

Am I the only one whose first thought was "solid gold suppository"? :rolleyes:
 
She must have a pair of MIH's "booty pants".
 
I'm sitting on a fortune. :)
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I'm sitting on a fortune. :)

Oh, my gorgeous friend, the number of responses that I could make to that statement... anyone of which would get me banned...
 
  • #11
Danger said:
:smile:

Am I the only one whose first thought was "solid gold suppository"? :rolleyes:

I can almost guarantee that you were!

That sounds like some ancient medicine or method of execution for royalty... not sure which.

Oh, and she did hide it in the bra... what ever happened to hidden compartments, floorboards, burying **** in the yard? Now we have cash in freezers, bras, and other places cops are GOING TO LOOK! Cops are hungry, and once they finish cleaning out the freezer, they get a little horny so these hiding places are clearly sub-par.ALL kidding aside... take a hint crooks: do what rich people do... buy art or jewels/jewelery... then just wear it.
 
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Danger said:
Oh, my gorgeous friend, the number of responses that I could make to that statement... anyone of which would get me banned...

Glad to know I'm not the only one...
 
  • #13
Since the largest legal denomination in the US is $100, that must have been SOME wad!
 
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turbo-1 said:
that must have been SOME wad!

...

'Nuff said."
 
  • #15
And that's called dollar inflation, literally...
 
  • #16
turbo-1 said:
Since the largest legal denomination in the US is $100, that must have been SOME wad!

That's why fungible assets like precious metals or uncut stones are so desirable, which also carry a higher value density than cash.
 
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jobyts said:
And that's called dollar inflation, literally...

Nah, that's what happens when your $80K suppository gets wet and blows up. :biggrin:

Damn that high linen content in paper money... so absorbent.
 
  • #18
A trivia:

If the dollar were made of litmus paper, what would be the color of the notes the FBI seized?
 
  • #19
turbo-1 said:
Since the largest legal denomination in the US is $100, that must have been SOME wad!

Not true. There's a number of larger bills up to $10,000 in circulation. Larger denominations haven't been printed since 1945, but they are still legal tender.
 

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