How Do Pens and Bill Gates Influence Life's Biggest Decisions?

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The discussion features humorous anecdotes highlighting the absurdity of familial expectations and the interconnectedness of seemingly trivial events. The first story illustrates a father leveraging connections to secure a favorable marriage for his son, showcasing a satirical take on business and social status. The second story humorously outlines a chain reaction stemming from losing a pen, leading to exaggerated consequences like depression and death, emphasizing the importance of small details. Participants express enjoyment of these stories and invite others to share similar humorous experiences, reinforcing the thread's lighthearted tone.
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I was bored and searched the internet for funny stories and these 2 caught my eye o0). lol.Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is bill gates daughter.
…Son: Then okay

*dad goes to bill gates.*

…Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill gates: Then okay.

*dad go’s to the president of the World Bank.*

Dad: appoint my son as CEO
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill gates.
President: Then ok

“This is business XD”

XD I just lost my pen, but found my pencil .

Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression =sickness
Sickness = death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, or you will die.If you found any funny story online or have one you want to share, pls do i like a good laugh :smile:.
 
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lol that is good! Unfortunately I don't doubt this is how some deals have been made!
 
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lol that is good! Unfortunately I don't doubt this is how some deals have been made!

lol that would be funny.
 

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