The discussion centers on calculating the average velocity of a river with a parabolic flow profile, where velocity is maximum at the center and zero at the banks. Participants highlight the need for a specific parabolic equation to apply calculus effectively, as the problem lacks defined parameters. There is confusion regarding the relationship between velocity and distance across the river, with emphasis on the implications of friction and viscosity affecting flow speed. Suggestions are made to set up a quadratic equation to derive a general formula for velocity based on given conditions. Ultimately, the conversation concludes with the assertion that the angle for a swimmer to cross the river is 45 degrees, though the relevance of the three velocities provided is debated.