Ablative laser propulsion is proposed as a potential replacement for ion engines in a Star Wars narrative, noted for its versatility in both atmospheric and vacuum conditions. However, significant challenges arise regarding the energy requirements to match ion engine exhaust velocities and the power needed for spacecraft to escape gravity wells. The practicality of using ground-based lasers is questioned, as onboard lasers would limit mobility and create vulnerabilities, particularly in a conflict scenario. The existing propulsion systems in Star Wars are acknowledged as sufficient for storytelling, suggesting that introducing new technology may complicate the narrative unnecessarily. The discussion highlights the importance of maintaining the established simplicity of propulsion in the Star Wars universe, allowing for a focus on character and plot rather than technical details. If new technology is to be introduced, it may be more effective to frame it as a unique development within an isolated system.