My Theory on the subject
MY THEORY
If I write a book then in theory at least I am it's author.
Since I do not know if the book will ever be read, the readers
if there are such are at best theoretical readers. If these
theoretical readers should ponder me, whom they do not know and
for whom they accept the publishers theory that I am indeed the
author of said theoretical book they (if they are bright young
students of theory) realize that at best I am only the theoretical
author of said theoretical book. If I as the theoretical author
of this theoretical book being (in theory at least) read by some
theoretical readers am thinking correctly then I will very soon
realize that my theoretical existence is based (in the theoretical
sense at least) on the theoretical existence of the theoretical
senses of some theoretical readers who are in fact reading a highly
theoretical book theoretically written by an even more highly
theoretical author. This is in theory enough theoretical information
to allow me to assume either my theoretical existence or even my
theoretical non-existance.
