My 3-Week Old Grand-Niece: Life's 4 Elements & 3 Forces

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The discussion centers around the joy of welcoming a new grand-niece and humorously explores the dynamics of early childhood through a playful "theory of everything" (TOE). Key elements include the four basic needs of a baby—mommy, daddy, food, and sleep—along with the essential aspect of diaper changes. The conversation highlights three fundamental forces: crying attracts food and mommy but repels daddy, smiling attracts daddy and sleep, and grimacing repels diaper changes. Participants celebrate the new addition to the family, share congratulations, and engage in light-hearted banter about the challenges and joys of parenthood, particularly referencing the humorous concept of "quintessential poo." The tone remains celebratory and supportive throughout the exchange.
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I just went down to see my three-week old grand-niece. I have three grand-nephews on my side of the family and at least two on my wife's, she's not sure. This newly discovered particle has the following TOE:
There are 4 elements, mommy, daddy, food, and sleep. Then there is the quintessential poo.
There are 3 fundamental forces. Crying which attracts food and mommy, but repels daddy. Smiling, which attacts daddy and sleep. And grimacing which repels poo.
 
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You forgot the part about charm...
 
Congrats! I bet she is just ever so cute.
 
Congrats Jimmy!
 
Congrats!

And your analysis of her TOE will be good to keep in mind when I have my girl this summer... particularly that "quintessential poo"! :smile:
 
Congrats to you and your family jimmy!

You've discovered the fifth element! :biggrin:
 
Astronuc said:
Congrats to you and your family jimmy!

You've discovered the fifth element! :biggrin:
More than once, my friend, much more than once.
 
jimmysnyder said:
More than once, my friend, much more than once.

Ah! So it's renewable or just abundant?! :smile:
 

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