If they are slipping and catching at the same time, it would imply that the angles were not uniform. Fair enough but then there would be fewer teeth that were actually catching which would imply less net friction force.
We are reaching a familiar stage in this discussion where the questioner seems more determined to make their personal view work than to accept where there are flaws.
Your suggestion that you could have vertical movement of the V teeth without horizontal movement is ignoring the fact that there is a slope. Your model also would have to include a flexible structure if different things happen in different places.
But how can you call one of your forces 'static' if there is movement?
Have you read about this stuff recently?
Why not look at the wiki article and then widen your reading with the reading list or just a determined google search? Q and A is not a good way to get a general education about a topic.