Meeting of the Families at Genco Olive Oil Co.

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The meeting at Genco Olive Oil Co. gathered heads from various families to address the ongoing issue of a problematic thread, referred to as the "thread killer champions thread." The Evo family was designated as the moderator, emphasizing the need for cooperation and respect among the families. Discussions included potential methods for permanently ending the thread, with some members suggesting creative and humorous approaches, including bribery with chocolate. Despite the lighthearted tone, there was a serious undercurrent of mistrust among families regarding who should handle the thread's demise. Ultimately, the consensus was to agree on a time for the thread to be locked, while acknowledging the challenges posed by its unexpected revival.
  • #51
Danger said:
I thought you only <snort> in your sleep. :wink:
How do you know about my nocturnal snorting?
 
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  • #52
This reminds me - my Mom got mad at me last night. I said I didn't want to be buried next to her because she snores.
 
  • #53
Math Is Hard said:
This reminds me - my Mom got mad at me last night. I said I didn't want to be buried next to her because she snores.
She can wake the dead huh?
 
  • #54
Evo said:
How do you know about my nocturnal snorting?
The dog costume worked. :wink:
 
  • #55
Evo said:
She can wake the dead huh?
yup. no problemo. Dad sleeps with ear plugs in even though he has hearing damage.
 
  • #56
Math Is Hard said:
hey, franz, don't be dissin' me. Being Californian, I'm a member of your "family" here at dis meeting. hey, you want I should put some cement shoes on any of deez palookas?


Nyet, cement shoes not be doink the job well enough. Am thinkink that they should be fallink down some elevator shaft onto some bullets.
 
  • #57
Artman said:
<Twenty guys hear the voice, pull out guns and aim them at the door>

Who's dat? Get rid of 'em.

Is that one of yours franznietzsche? Moonbear, Who is dat, she one of yours?

We may need to reconsider using a pizza parlor as a front. But unless we start making some olive oil in the olive oil factory, we need someplace for laundering the money.
 
  • #58
Evo said:
How do you know about my nocturnal snorting?
Danger said:
The dog costume worked.

No. I shouldn't type what I am thinking here. :biggrin:
 
  • #59
Artman said:
No. I shouldn't type what I am thinking here. :biggrin:
coward...
 
  • #60
Danger said:
coward...
Okay, let's just ask, was it a stylish doggy costume? :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #61
Artman said:
Okay, let's just ask, was it a stylish doggy costume? :biggrin: :-p
Of course, laddie! You don't think I wanted her snorting in my face, do ya? :biggrin:
 
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  • #62
Moonbear said:
We may need to reconsider using a pizza parlor as a front. But unless we start making some olive oil in the olive oil factory, we need someplace for laundering the money.
I don't know..I reckon I'd miss the pizza (even though I have to work the crappy shifts as a newbie). The best way to launder money is in banks overseas--but do we trust our pardners across the sea? As for a front, maybe a laundromat--to REALLY launder the money so it has that worn look...but who can do this? :confused:
 
  • #63
SOS2008 said:
but who can do this? :confused:
I've hoid that the Maytag man can be had for a price. After all, he has nothing else to do.
 
  • #64
Danger said:
Of course, laddie! You don't think I wanted her snorting in my face, do ya? :biggrin:
Evo can snort in my face anytime she wants :!) (in a platonic way that my wife wouldn't in anyway mind.) :biggrin:
 
  • #65
Artman said:
(in a platonic way that my wife wouldn't in anyway mind.) :biggrin:
Do you two have that in a macro? It seems to get used a lot... :biggrin:
 
  • #66
Danger said:
Do you two have that in a macro? It seems to get used a lot... :biggrin:
A macro, great idea. :biggrin: :cool:
 
  • #67
Laundry? I have a super size maytag {blinks innocently}
 
  • #68
hypatia said:
Laundry? I have a super size maytag {blinks innocently}
Whoowweee! I thought they only made domestic appliances. I shudder to think of their customer service policy. :biggrin:
 
  • #69
hypatia said:
Laundry? I have a super size maytag {blinks innocently}
<Once again, twenty tough hoods in the back room pull guns and aim at the door.>

Now what? Who is dis person, FBI? Guido, check 'em out.
 
  • #70
Artman said:
Now what? Who is dis person, FBI? Guido, check 'em out.
No! Step aside, Guido. If this requires friskin', I want my piece (so to speak) of the action!
 
  • #71
hypatia said:
Laundry? I have a super size maytag {blinks innocently}

Maytag? That's a good brand, isn't it? It probably barely vibr...er...moves if the load gets off balance. Get out and don't come back until you have some cheap brand. :biggrin:
 
  • #72
Moonbear said:
Maytag? That's a good brand, isn't it? It probably barely vibr...er...moves if the load gets off balance. Get out and don't come back until you have some cheap brand. :biggrin:


Does someone have hedonism and laundry on the brain?
 
  • #73
franznietzsche said:
Does someone have hedonism and laundry on the brain?

On the brain? No, that's not where I was thinking about.

I wonder what sort of response I'd get from the salesman at Sears if I started asking about which washers vibrated the most and tried to explain this was a good selling point. :devil: Betcha I'd get a discounted price. :biggrin:
 
  • #74
Moonbear said:
Maytag? That's a good brand, isn't it? It probably barely vibr...er...moves if the load gets off balance. Get out and don't come back until you have some cheap brand. :biggrin:
Reminds me of a really strange (loveably insane) woman that I used to work with. She was always joking about inadequate men. Another fellow I know runs an equipment rental place. He lent me a concrete settler. It's like an 18" long by 1 3/4" diameter aluminum dildo connected through a flex shaft to a 1/2 hp electric motor. I unrolled a condom over it, wrapped it up in a carton, and presented it to her in the middle of the Stageline Saloon. She and her friend spent the rest of the night fighting over it. :biggrin:

edit: I should have mentioned that it was her birthday party.
 
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  • #75
:cool: puts loads of quilts in the washer...turns it to POWER wash...
 
  • #76
Thumpa...

Thumpa...

Thumpa...

What's that thumping?

Thumpa...

Thumpa...

Thumpa...

Thumpa...

Thumpa...

Thumpa...

Someone check and see what that...Hey, why is Moonbear running towards the sound?

Thumpa...

Thumpa...

Thumpa...
 
  • #77
hypatia said:
:cool: puts loads of quilts in the washer...turns it to POWER wash...
I'd have expected you to have a bowling ball or two in there just for overkill. :wink:
 
  • #78
Danger said:
I'd have expected you to have a bowling ball or two in there just for overkill. :wink:

Well, I figured since we were laundering money, all the coins from the laundromat would do that job.
 
  • #79
Artman said:
Someone check and see what that...Hey, why is Moonbear running towards the sound?

I'm not running anywhere! I'm just going to sit right here and make sure nobody can open the washer to see the money we're laundering in it. o:)
 
  • #80
Moonbear said:
On the brain? No, that's not where I was thinking about.

I wonder what sort of response I'd get from the salesman at Sears if I started asking about which washers vibrated the most and tried to explain this was a good selling point. :devil: Betcha I'd get a discounted price. :biggrin:


Do all women pick their washers this way?

I know i do.
 
  • #81
franznietzsche said:
Do all women pick their washers this way?

I know i do.

If I bought a washer like that, I'd be doing laundry ALL the time. :smile:
 
  • #82
{giggles} 7 loads later :redface:
 
  • #83
hypatia said:
{giggles} 7 loads later :redface:

:smile:

Whoever decided to convert this place from a pizza parlor to a laundromat, I think I love you! :!)
 
  • #84
Ya got to try it with the new lavendervanilla fabric softner...sighs..everthings just so darn fresh!
 
  • #85
hypatia said:
Ya got to try it with the new lavendervanilla fabric softner...sighs..everthings just so darn fresh!

:rolleyes: You're putting that fabric softener into the washer, right?
 
  • #86
<Walks into get the laundered money> Hey, I said let's wash the money to make it look worn--not worn out! And what's with the lavendervanilla smell in here? Oh the smell of money...or was it pizza...the heat is gettin' to me.
 
  • #87
Yes softener in the wash...had to do something to cover the smell of the Garlic Oil that's wafting out from the back room. Whats the matter with these guys? They look all sweaty!
 
  • #88
SOS2008 said:
<Walks into get the laundered money> Hey, I said let's wash the money to make it look worn--not worn out! And what's with the lavendervanilla smell in here? Oh the smell of money...or was it pizza...the heat is gettin' to me.

Whoa! Don't go passing out on us. Here, have a seat and relax a bit...you look like you're a bit overworked. Really, the money needs at least a few more washes. The guys in the back look like they've got a few baskets of towels for us to wash too. :eek:
 
  • #89
Moonbear said:
Whoa! Don't go passing out on us. Here, have a seat and relax a bit...you look like you're a bit overworked. Really, the money needs at least a few more washes. The guys in the back look like they've got a few baskets of towels for us to wash too. :eek:
I was about to go to the washer, and then I think I may have been hit with virtual "friendly" cross fire...Guys in the back with baskets of towels you say? How many towels, er...guys?
 
  • #90
Moonbear said:
If I bought a washer like that, I'd be doing laundry ALL the time. :smile:


Why do you think my clothes always smell so nice?
 
  • #91
SOS2008 said:
I was about to go to the washer, and then I think I may have been hit with virtual "friendly" cross fire...Guys in the back with baskets of towels you say? How many towels, er...guys?

They keep requesting the "fluff" cycle. :rolleyes:
 
  • #92
Moonbear said:
They keep requesting the "fluff" cycle. :rolleyes:


You're the one that keeps riding them limp, its your own fault. of course the towels need to be fluffed then.
 
  • #93
franznietzsche said:
You're the one that keeps riding them limp, its your own fault. of course the towels need to be fluffed then.
You're killing the thread, er...I mean your killing me! :smile: And this softener is all over the place! In the wash my... Fluffing you say?
 
  • #94
SOS2008 said:
You're killing the thread, er...I mean your killing me! :smile: And this softener is all over the place! In the wash my... Fluffing you say?

:rolleyes: SOS, I don't think that's softener in those towels...
 
  • #95
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: SOS, I don't think that's softener in those towels...
I was wondering why softener was being used while fluffing... :-p o:) That's right. We take care of family, and the family business, and holy cow is the the OK Corral?
 
  • #96
SOS2008 said:
I was wondering why softener was being used while fluffing... :-p o:) That's right. We take care of family, and the family business, and holy cow is the the OK Corral?

Yup. :biggrin:
 
  • #97
gaughh! What a brutal day! I could really go for a back massage. Could we set the machine on spin cycle again?
I swear if I could just figure out how to program a washing machine to say "how was your day, dear?" I'd marry it.
 
  • #98
Math Is Hard said:
gaughh! What a brutal day! I could really go for a back massage. Could we set the machine on spin cycle again?
I swear if I could just figure out how to program a washing machine to say "how was your day, dear?" I'd marry it.


Ca-reepy .
 
  • #99
franznietzsche said:
Ca-reepy .
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...
 
  • #100
Math Is Hard said:
gaughh! What a brutal day! I could really go for a back massage. Could we set the machine on spin cycle again?
I swear if I could just figure out how to program a washing machine to say "how was your day, dear?" I'd marry it.

:smile: I think the next time I pass one of those stores with the massaging chairs, I might have to give it a try. I may never leave the house again if I owned one of those.
 

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