Meeting of the Families at Genco Olive Oil Co.

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The meeting at Genco Olive Oil Co. gathered heads from various families to address the ongoing issue of a problematic thread, referred to as the "thread killer champions thread." The Evo family was designated as the moderator, emphasizing the need for cooperation and respect among the families. Discussions included potential methods for permanently ending the thread, with some members suggesting creative and humorous approaches, including bribery with chocolate. Despite the lighthearted tone, there was a serious undercurrent of mistrust among families regarding who should handle the thread's demise. Ultimately, the consensus was to agree on a time for the thread to be locked, while acknowledging the challenges posed by its unexpected revival.
  • #31
re: the title of this thread

Couldn't you have held it at the Genco Olive Oil Factory instead, so at least the acronym would be appropriate? :approve:
 
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  • #32
Danger said:
But you got to admit, I'm pretty persistent for a beginner. Give me time...


You listen to me you little zlotnik. We are the champions of this business, and it is we who will be killing that thread, and no others. Understand? Or will i have to let Raskolnikov loose on you? Do not make us angry.
 
  • #33
walks in ..looks around...wheres the pizza?
 
  • #34
franznietzsche said:
it is we who will be killing that thread
That thread? You misunderstand, comrade. I'm trying to kill this one.

hypatia said:
Where's the pizza?
Would that be with extra bunny?
 
  • #35
Hey, you guys, quiet in the back room, we got a customer.

hypatia said:
walks in ..looks around...wheres the pizza?

Any toppings on that?

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Now, as for you Mr. Danger, the families have an agreement, see? And we decide together who we let into the family, see? And you got to prove yourself before we let you in, see? You got to start at the bottom, see? We could use a pizza delivery driver, catch my drift? :wink:
 
  • #36
Moonbear said:
We could use a pizza delivery driver, catch my drift? :wink:
Fine wid me. But no anchovies, an' no feta cheese. I refuses to coinhabitate the interior of a vehicular motion machine wid none o' dat stinky stuff!
 
  • #37
Danger said:
Fine wid me. But no anchovies, an' no feta cheese. I refuses to coinhabitate the interior of a vehicular motion machine wid none o' dat stinky stuff!

No problem! There ain't going to be no anchovies and feta in them bags we have you delivering. :wink:
 
  • #38
Moonbear said:
No problem! There ain't going to be no anchovies and feta in them bags we have you delivering. :wink:
Den we's got a deal. Dat udder stuff... it don't bodder me none.
 
  • #39
This thread reminds me so much of one of my favorite books, "Snow Crash".

It is a world where the Mafia controls pizza delivery, the United States exists as a patchwork of corporate-franchise city-states, and the Internet--incarnate as the Metaverse--looks something like last year's hype would lead you to believe it should. Enter Hiro Protagonist--hacker, samurai swordsman, and pizza-delivery driver.

I think I'm going to read it again. :approve:
 
  • #40
Evo said:
Enter Hiro Protagonist--hacker, samurai swordsman, and pizza-delivery driver. :approve:
Related to Buckaroo Banzai, by any chance? :wink:
 
  • #41
Danger said:
Related to Buckaroo Banzai, by any chance? :wink:
No. :devil:
 
  • #42
Evo said:
No. :devil:
Awww, c'mon... if you want brilliantly witty responses, you got to give me more than that to work with. :-p
 
  • #43
Danger said:
Awww, c'mon... if you want brilliantly witty responses, you got to give me more than that to work with. :-p
Mentally exhausted. :frown:

Hey, shouldn't you be out trying to pick up hot women? It's Friday night. :wink:
 
  • #44
Evo said:
Hey, shouldn't you be out trying to pick up hot women? It's Friday night. :wink:
Hey, yeah - it's Good Friday and that means there's lots of Good Chicks out there, which is way, way better than palm sunday (which should techically be this Sunday because that would mean you didn't meet any Good Chicks on Friday).
 
  • #45
Math Is Hard said:
Hey, yeah - it's Good Friday and that means there's lots of Good Chicks out there, which is way, way better than palm sunday (which should techically be this Sunday because that would mean you didn't meet any Good Chicks on Friday).
Palm Sunday <snort> :biggrin:
 
  • #46
hypatia said:
walks in ..looks around...wheres the pizza?

<Twenty guys hear the voice, pull out guns and aim them at the door>

Who's dat? Get rid of 'em.

Is that one of yours franznietzsche? Moonbear, Who is dat, she one of yours?

Danger said:
Couldn't you have held it at the Genco Olive Oil Factory instead, so at least the acronym would be appropriate?
And what's wit dis upstart coming in here talking about appropriate titles for dis thread? Such disrespect. These youngsters have no respect, they talk out of turn. They don't know when to just listen.
 
  • #47
Evo said:
Palm Sunday <snort> :biggrin:
Oh man... I had so hoped to head that one off before you got hold of it.
I thought you only <snort> in your sleep. :wink:
 
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  • #48
Math Is Hard said:
Hey, yeah - it's Good Friday and that means there's lots of Good Chicks out there, which is way, way better than palm sunday (which should techically be this Sunday because that would mean you didn't meet any Good Chicks on Friday).


*shakes head*

Well, at least for once it wasn't moonbear turning the thread into sex.
 
  • #49
Artman said:
Is that one of yours franznietzsche?


One of ours? Comrade, I am thinkink not. We are very selective, only allowink certain special persons to joinski. Particularly those with ridikulous russian accents. And da, certain psych majors as well.
 
  • #50
hey, franz, don't be dissin' me. Being Californian, I'm a member of your "family" here at dis meeting. hey, you want I should put some cement shoes on any of deez palookas?
 
  • #51
Danger said:
I thought you only <snort> in your sleep. :wink:
How do you know about my nocturnal snorting?
 
  • #52
This reminds me - my Mom got mad at me last night. I said I didn't want to be buried next to her because she snores.
 
  • #53
Math Is Hard said:
This reminds me - my Mom got mad at me last night. I said I didn't want to be buried next to her because she snores.
She can wake the dead huh?
 
  • #54
Evo said:
How do you know about my nocturnal snorting?
The dog costume worked. :wink:
 
  • #55
Evo said:
She can wake the dead huh?
yup. no problemo. Dad sleeps with ear plugs in even though he has hearing damage.
 
  • #56
Math Is Hard said:
hey, franz, don't be dissin' me. Being Californian, I'm a member of your "family" here at dis meeting. hey, you want I should put some cement shoes on any of deez palookas?


Nyet, cement shoes not be doink the job well enough. Am thinkink that they should be fallink down some elevator shaft onto some bullets.
 
  • #57
Artman said:
<Twenty guys hear the voice, pull out guns and aim them at the door>

Who's dat? Get rid of 'em.

Is that one of yours franznietzsche? Moonbear, Who is dat, she one of yours?

We may need to reconsider using a pizza parlor as a front. But unless we start making some olive oil in the olive oil factory, we need someplace for laundering the money.
 
  • #58
Evo said:
How do you know about my nocturnal snorting?
Danger said:
The dog costume worked.

No. I shouldn't type what I am thinking here. :biggrin:
 
  • #59
Artman said:
No. I shouldn't type what I am thinking here. :biggrin:
coward...
 
  • #60
Danger said:
coward...
Okay, let's just ask, was it a stylish doggy costume? :biggrin: :-p
 

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