Meeting of the Families at Genco Olive Oil Co.

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The meeting at Genco Olive Oil Co. gathered heads from various families to address the ongoing issue of a problematic thread, referred to as the "thread killer champions thread." The Evo family was designated as the moderator, emphasizing the need for cooperation and respect among the families. Discussions included potential methods for permanently ending the thread, with some members suggesting creative and humorous approaches, including bribery with chocolate. Despite the lighthearted tone, there was a serious undercurrent of mistrust among families regarding who should handle the thread's demise. Ultimately, the consensus was to agree on a time for the thread to be locked, while acknowledging the challenges posed by its unexpected revival.
  • #101
Math Is Hard said:
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...


Hmm, warm...
 
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  • #102
Math Is Hard said:
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...

Oh, like you'd ever get a husband to make you a sammich either. :smile:
 
  • #103
Moonbear said:
Oh, like you'd ever get a husband to make you a sammich either. :smile:


I would make sammiches, but i suppose that's only because i like them for myself, and while I'm making me one, i might as well make one for whoever is asking. What can i say? Soy un hombre...
 
  • #104
That brings back memories. I was driving home for Thanksgiving once and got caught in a blizzard. I pulled off the interstate and got the last motel room inside of 100 miles. The bed in the motel room had a coin box. The inscription on the headboard read 'Magic Fingers, $.25'. I couldn't resist. One hour and two dollars later, I needed a drink. My then recent bride requested more quarters.
 
  • #105
Math Is Hard said:
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...
Finally, a woman whose requirements match my abilities.
 
  • #106
Chronos said:
That brings back memories. I was driving home for Thanksgiving once and got caught in a blizzard. I pulled off the interstate and got the last motel room inside of 100 miles. The bed in the motel room had a coin box. The inscription on the headboard read 'Magic Fingers, $.25'. I couldn't resist. One hour and two dollars later, I needed a drink. My then recent bride requested more quarters.

Did you at least make her a sammich?
 
  • #107
Math Is Hard said:
Did you at least make her a sammich?


The vibrating sheet dancing wasn't enough for you?

Talk about hard to please.
 
  • #108
Math Is Hard said:
Did you at least make her a sammich?
I returned with a hotdog and a fist full of quarters.
 
  • #109
Chronos said:
My then recent bride requested more quarters.
Did she make you buy one of those beds for home?
 
  • #110
No, but she left me for one.
 
  • #111
Chronos said:
No, but she left me for one.
Sorry, man. I hope at least it was a 4-poster... :frown:
 
  • #112
Chronos said:
No, but she left me for one.
I guess she didn't like the hotdog. :eek:
 
  • #113
Artman said:
I guess she didn't like the hotdog. :eek:

Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
 
  • #114
Moonbear said:
Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
You only hurt the one's you love, right? :biggrin:

I always thought that was a really bizarre outlook, but I just realized that it's the only logical response to 'love thine enemies'. :devil:
 
  • #115
Moonbear said:
Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
He probably forgot the condiments. :biggrin:
 
  • #116
Moonbear said:
Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
I guess there is the possiblity that she wanted a foot-long and he brought her a cocktail weenie. :biggrin:

Chronos isn't around is he? :rolleyes:
 
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  • #117
Artman said:
I guess there is the possiblity that she wanted a foot long and he brought her a cocktail weenie. :biggrin:

Ooh, ow! And I thought I was the vicious one. :smile:
 
  • #118
Danger said:
You only hurt the one's you love, right? :biggrin:

I always thought that was a really bizarre outlook, but I just realized that it's the only logical response to 'love thine enemies'. :devil:


I have an entirely different outlook on that saying, that mostly involves the word "oversize". :wink:
 
  • #119
franznietzsche said:
I have an entirely different outlook on that saying, that mostly involves the word "oversize". :wink:
Do I detect delusions of adequacy here? I thought that was just Smurf...
 
  • #120
Maybe she didn't like the way he slipped the meat in the bun. :-p
 
  • #121
Artman said:
Maybe she didn't like the way he slipped the meat in the bun. :-p
Well, a lot of gals ain't into that. (But give him the benefit of the doubt; maybe he's just extremely nearsighted.)
 
  • #122
Then again, he never mentioned a bun, so, if he came into the room with a weener in one hand and a handful of quarters in the other, just what is the girl to think? :biggrin:
 
  • #123
I don't mind when guys carry there wennie in there hand, they kind of roll around when you put them on a plate
 
  • #124
hypatia said:
I don't mind when guys carry there wennie in there hand, they kind of roll around when you put them on a plate
Good point, but if he brought it on a plate, he could have brought a couple of pickled onions with it.
 
  • #125
This thread makes giggly all over.
 
  • #126
Artman said:
Good point, but if he brought it on a plate, he could have brought a couple of pickled onions with it.
Oh my gosh! What if he really did? :eek:
 
  • #127
poor Chronos. No wonder he rarely comes over to visit GD.

Chronos, I apologize - they're really usually much better behaved than this... ok, they're usually slightly better behaved than this.. aw, who am I kidding...I'm one of the worst ones. :biggrin:
 
  • #128
hypatia said:
I don't mind when guys carry there wennie in there hand, they kind of roll around when you put them on a plate

Yeah, nothing worse than presenting your bride with a wiener that just flops around like that.
 
  • #129
Moonbear said:
Yeah, nothing worse than presenting your bride with a wiener that just flops around like that.
If it's just flopping around, the bride is obviously not preparing it properly.
 
  • #130
Danger said:
If it's just flopping around, the bride is obviously not preparing it properly.

You know telling the woman it's her fault really isn't going to convince her to improve the situation, right? :-p
 
  • #131
Moonbear said:
You know telling the woman it's her fault really isn't going to convince her to improve the situation, right? :-p


But it is her fault. Bottom line.

No wonder I'm single...
 
  • #132
franznietzsche said:
But it is her fault. Bottom line.

No wonder I'm single...
Stay as you are, lad. You're too young to be ruined by compromise...
 
  • #133
Danger said:
Stay as you are, lad. You're too young to be ruined by compromise...

Bah, I'm heading back to the laundromat! :-p
 
  • #134
Moonbear said:
Bah, I'm heading back to the laundromat! :-p
Baaa? Did someone say baaa? :-p Where the hell did I leave those Velcro mitts...?
 
  • #135
Danger said:
Baaa? Did someone say baaa? :-p Where the hell did I leave those Velcro mitts...?

Oh, darn, did I grab a sheep brain instead of a rat brain again? :biggrin:
 
  • #136
Moonbear said:
Oh, darn, did I grab a sheep brain instead of a rat brain again? :biggrin:
An understandable error. After all, they're so nearly identical... :rolleyes:
 
  • #137
Moonbear said:
Bah, I'm heading back to the laundromat! :-p


No don't come in here I'm...

Damn it, not again...
 
  • #138
franznietzsche said:
No don't come in here I'm...

Damn it, not again...
Darned interruptions! Can never seem to get through the permanent press cycle without being interrupted!
 
  • #139
Artman said:
Darned interruptions! Can never seem to get through the permanent press cycle without being interrupted!


Seriously man. Seriously.
 
  • #140
franznietzsche said:
Seriously man. Seriously.
They just barge in wanting to add the softener and...well...they add the softener alright.
 
  • #141
Artman said:
They just barge in wanting to add the softener and...well...they add the softener alright.

Well, nobody told you you had to stop doing whatever you were doing when we walked in. o:)
 
  • #142
Moonbear said:
Well, nobody told you you had to stop doing whatever you were doing when we walked in. o:)


We don't want you watching.
 
  • #143
franznietzsche said:
We don't want you watching.
Read that analysing our laundry techniques. You know, how we shake and stroke and fluff and press, and shake and stroke and fluff and press, over and over and over...building up more and more suds and...swirling and straining against the insides...and...and...

Uh, where was I? :-p
 
  • #144
OMG the washers overflowing!
 
  • #145
hypatia said:
OMG the washers overflowing!

Yeah they do that sometimes when they get overly excited...
 
  • #146
hypatia said:
OMG the washers overflowing!
No one put any softener in that load. :-p
 
  • #147
Artman said:
No one put any softener in that load. :-p


Sorry, i must have gotten distracted.
 
  • #148
franznietzsche said:
We don't want you watching.
I think maybe you do; otherwise you would have locked the door. :bugeye:
 
  • #149
Danger said:
I think maybe you do; otherwise you would have locked the door. :bugeye:

No i was hoping someone else would walk in :frown:
 
  • #150
franznietzsche said:
No i was hoping someone else would walk in :frown:
Why? Did you send out invitations?
 

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