Meeting of the Families at Genco Olive Oil Co.

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The meeting at Genco Olive Oil Co. gathered heads from various families to address the ongoing issue of a problematic thread, referred to as the "thread killer champions thread." The Evo family was designated as the moderator, emphasizing the need for cooperation and respect among the families. Discussions included potential methods for permanently ending the thread, with some members suggesting creative and humorous approaches, including bribery with chocolate. Despite the lighthearted tone, there was a serious undercurrent of mistrust among families regarding who should handle the thread's demise. Ultimately, the consensus was to agree on a time for the thread to be locked, while acknowledging the challenges posed by its unexpected revival.
  • #91
SOS2008 said:
I was about to go to the washer, and then I think I may have been hit with virtual "friendly" cross fire...Guys in the back with baskets of towels you say? How many towels, er...guys?

They keep requesting the "fluff" cycle. :rolleyes:
 
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  • #92
Moonbear said:
They keep requesting the "fluff" cycle. :rolleyes:


You're the one that keeps riding them limp, its your own fault. of course the towels need to be fluffed then.
 
  • #93
franznietzsche said:
You're the one that keeps riding them limp, its your own fault. of course the towels need to be fluffed then.
You're killing the thread, er...I mean your killing me! :smile: And this softener is all over the place! In the wash my... Fluffing you say?
 
  • #94
SOS2008 said:
You're killing the thread, er...I mean your killing me! :smile: And this softener is all over the place! In the wash my... Fluffing you say?

:rolleyes: SOS, I don't think that's softener in those towels...
 
  • #95
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: SOS, I don't think that's softener in those towels...
I was wondering why softener was being used while fluffing... :-p o:) That's right. We take care of family, and the family business, and holy cow is the the OK Corral?
 
  • #96
SOS2008 said:
I was wondering why softener was being used while fluffing... :-p o:) That's right. We take care of family, and the family business, and holy cow is the the OK Corral?

Yup. :biggrin:
 
  • #97
gaughh! What a brutal day! I could really go for a back massage. Could we set the machine on spin cycle again?
I swear if I could just figure out how to program a washing machine to say "how was your day, dear?" I'd marry it.
 
  • #98
Math Is Hard said:
gaughh! What a brutal day! I could really go for a back massage. Could we set the machine on spin cycle again?
I swear if I could just figure out how to program a washing machine to say "how was your day, dear?" I'd marry it.


Ca-reepy .
 
  • #99
franznietzsche said:
Ca-reepy .
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...
 
  • #100
Math Is Hard said:
gaughh! What a brutal day! I could really go for a back massage. Could we set the machine on spin cycle again?
I swear if I could just figure out how to program a washing machine to say "how was your day, dear?" I'd marry it.

:smile: I think the next time I pass one of those stores with the massaging chairs, I might have to give it a try. I may never leave the house again if I owned one of those.
 
  • #101
Math Is Hard said:
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...


Hmm, warm...
 
  • #102
Math Is Hard said:
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...

Oh, like you'd ever get a husband to make you a sammich either. :smile:
 
  • #103
Moonbear said:
Oh, like you'd ever get a husband to make you a sammich either. :smile:


I would make sammiches, but i suppose that's only because i like them for myself, and while I'm making me one, i might as well make one for whoever is asking. What can i say? Soy un hombre...
 
  • #104
That brings back memories. I was driving home for Thanksgiving once and got caught in a blizzard. I pulled off the interstate and got the last motel room inside of 100 miles. The bed in the motel room had a coin box. The inscription on the headboard read 'Magic Fingers, $.25'. I couldn't resist. One hour and two dollars later, I needed a drink. My then recent bride requested more quarters.
 
  • #105
Math Is Hard said:
oh, please - what? Alone in the dark - if it keeps you warm and vibrates, there's not a whole lot of requirements left for satisfaction.
ok, maybe if it could make me a sammich... hmm...
Finally, a woman whose requirements match my abilities.
 
  • #106
Chronos said:
That brings back memories. I was driving home for Thanksgiving once and got caught in a blizzard. I pulled off the interstate and got the last motel room inside of 100 miles. The bed in the motel room had a coin box. The inscription on the headboard read 'Magic Fingers, $.25'. I couldn't resist. One hour and two dollars later, I needed a drink. My then recent bride requested more quarters.

Did you at least make her a sammich?
 
  • #107
Math Is Hard said:
Did you at least make her a sammich?


The vibrating sheet dancing wasn't enough for you?

Talk about hard to please.
 
  • #108
Math Is Hard said:
Did you at least make her a sammich?
I returned with a hotdog and a fist full of quarters.
 
  • #109
Chronos said:
My then recent bride requested more quarters.
Did she make you buy one of those beds for home?
 
  • #110
No, but she left me for one.
 
  • #111
Chronos said:
No, but she left me for one.
Sorry, man. I hope at least it was a 4-poster... :frown:
 
  • #112
Chronos said:
No, but she left me for one.
I guess she didn't like the hotdog. :eek:
 
  • #113
Artman said:
I guess she didn't like the hotdog. :eek:

Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
 
  • #114
Moonbear said:
Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
You only hurt the one's you love, right? :biggrin:

I always thought that was a really bizarre outlook, but I just realized that it's the only logical response to 'love thine enemies'. :devil:
 
  • #115
Moonbear said:
Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
He probably forgot the condiments. :biggrin:
 
  • #116
Moonbear said:
Oh, that's just mean! (But funny). :smile:[/size]
I guess there is the possiblity that she wanted a foot-long and he brought her a cocktail weenie. :biggrin:

Chronos isn't around is he? :rolleyes:
 
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  • #117
Artman said:
I guess there is the possiblity that she wanted a foot long and he brought her a cocktail weenie. :biggrin:

Ooh, ow! And I thought I was the vicious one. :smile:
 
  • #118
Danger said:
You only hurt the one's you love, right? :biggrin:

I always thought that was a really bizarre outlook, but I just realized that it's the only logical response to 'love thine enemies'. :devil:


I have an entirely different outlook on that saying, that mostly involves the word "oversize". :wink:
 
  • #119
franznietzsche said:
I have an entirely different outlook on that saying, that mostly involves the word "oversize". :wink:
Do I detect delusions of adequacy here? I thought that was just Smurf...
 
  • #120
Maybe she didn't like the way he slipped the meat in the bun. :-p
 

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