This conversation is about a thought experiment, not an actual trial. We want to understand and predict what happens to the energy in a collision between two blocks (or automobiles or football players or whatever), not set up an actual frictionless surface with calorimeters, etc.
So let us just accept that no heat is generated since everything is frictionless, no sound escapes, energy is not radiated off into space somewhere, no potential energy change, no chemical reaction, etc. Keep it as simple as possible - it's a thought experiment.
Two blocks of specified masses collide. They stick together and move off together, and we want to predict the resulting velocity. The collision investigator, yungman, intended to eliminate all cop-outs and complications by specifying that one block was at stand-still before the collision, and that all motion is at the same level (2 dimensions), so let me eliminate one more. There is no vibration resulting from the impact, since vibration is possible only if one block or the other has an elastic component.
Now we have two blocks, one with a mass of 1000 Kg just sitting there (on frictionless, massless ball bearings), getting blindsided by a block with a mass of 2000 Kg, silently zipping along (on a frictionless cushion of air) at 15 meters per second. Suppose both blocks are solid spheres with radius of 1 meter (one is twice as dense as the other).
We are physicists, so let's nail down the direction and impact angle. Looking down from above, imagine that each spherical block is marked like a clock, with a 9 on the left and a 3 on the right. The moving block is moving in the 12 o'clock direction, and its 1 o'clock mark strikes and becomes stuck to the 7 o'clock mark on the stationary block.
Now the question becomes (since we know already that the two blocks, after an inelastic collision at the same elevation, move off stuck together moving horizontal in the same direction as the one block was already moving, but at 2/3 the velocity): Since kinetic energy is proportional to the mass times VELOCITY SQUARED, and we have ruled out all forms of energy that kinetic could convert into (like heat), WHERE IS THE MISSING KINETIC ENERGY?
[2Mg x 1 = 3Mg x 4/9 + ?] Simplified: [2 = 4/3 + ?]