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russ_watters

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Yeah, engineering can be dangerous if you are an idiot. Today, I was in an attic - one that I had just commented on how open it was - when I ducked under one duct and came back up into the corner of a flanged joint between two sections of the next duct. It didn't hurt much, so I was thinking I was ok, but then I felt the cut and came back with fingers covered in blood. In seconds, it was running down my face. I was looking for something to stop the bleeding, but I liked my shirt and couldn't figure out how to get it off to get to my t-shirt, so I just leaned forward and cupped my right hand under my face to catch the dripping. I yelled for my assistant and he came with me (I climbed down a short ladder with one hand on the ladder and the other holding a teaspoon-full of blood). Fortunately, we were in a partially occupied, but fully-staffed nursing home, so while I went to the bathroom to get some paper-towels and clean some of the blood off my face and hands, my assistant found the nearest nursing station. They said the cut was borderline on whether or not it would need stitches, cleaned it up, shaved some of the hair around it, and sent me on my way.

My boss's wife is a nurse as well and we work out of his house, so I stopped on the way (I was driving - for a gusher, it actually stopped bleeding relatively fast, though it was still oozing a little) for some biga$$ bandaids and drove back to the home/office. One of my coworkers trimmed my hair with a clippers and tried to clip it close to the cut - but hooked it and pulled it back open. After it dried a little, my boss's wife cleaned it, put some butterfly bandages on it, and slapped a bigass band-aid over top of it.

Since my coworker did such a crappy job cutting my hair, the bandages were all coming off, so I bought myself a barber-style clipper and redid it all myself. I also used some liquid bandage (really just superglue) and redid all of the bandages.

I guess I'll be wearing a hat everywhere I go for the next week....

Moral of the story: dumb engineers should wear hardhats, but they don't because they are dumb.

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Evo

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Oh geeze. :bugeye: :eek: :surprised I hope it will be ok. I'll bet it will hurt tomorrow.
 

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I'm just glad your shoulders are hairier than mine. :rofl:

That sucks man, particularly the part where your friend caught it in the clipper and ripped it back open. I got a bit squeamish on that bit.

Hope you heal up quick, man. Maybe someone makes some "stylish" hard hats?

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Evo, isn't this the sort of thing that normally happens to you?

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My, what a fun day you had! Hope it heals well for you, luckly duct work gives it a nice clean cut.
 

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Maybe you could use some duct tape on it, to complete the irony?

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chroot said:
Evo, isn't this the sort of thing that normally happens to you?

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Yep, except I'd never shave my head.
 

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Evo said:
Yep, except I'd never shave my head.
Is it true that chicks dig scars?

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chroot said:
Maybe you could use some duct tape on it, to complete the irony?

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Dang it I was just about to...
:grumpy:
 

Evo

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chroot said:
Is it true that chicks dig scars?

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No.

Can we get rid of this minimum character limit? :grumpy:
 

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Then you'd just have people posting smilies which is really annoying
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Evo

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Hootenanny said:
Then you'd just have people posting smilies which is really annoying
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:grumpy: .....
 

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Evo said:
:frown: I bet Russ looks pretty bad-ass now with his shaved head, though.

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Evo said:
Cheer up, dear. You're just upset that someone else got injured this time, aren't ya?

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Evo

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chroot said:
Cheer up, dear. You're just upset that someone else got injured this time, aren't ya?

- Warren
I'm overdue for a major injury. I fixed my excersize bike last week and everyone was certain I would hurt myself once I got on it.
 

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chroot said:
:frown: I bet Russ looks pretty bad-ass now with his shaved head, though.

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He needs to milk this injury and get the girls fussing over him. :tongue:
 

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Evo said:
He needs to milk this injury and get the girls fussing over him. :tongue:
Yes, exactly! They'll all be competing to dress the good Sir's wound.

How can you hurt yourself on a stationary bike?! Unlike real bike riding, there are no SUVs driven by teenagers on cellphones, no Buicks piloted by old blue-hairs, nothing...

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chroot said:
there are no SUVs driven by teenagers on cellphones, no Buicks piloted by old blue-hairs
Says who? Either one is equally likely to end up in her exercise room.
 

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How can you hurt yourself on a stationary bike?! Unlike real bike riding, there are no SUVs driven by teenagers on cellphones, no Buicks piloted by old blue-hairs, nothing...

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You forget who you're talking to. I almost killed myself standing in front of a fence. I lost my balance and fell into it and impaled my wrist. A "stationary" bike has moving parts.
 

chroot

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Be careful, Evo. Your computer uses electricity. I'm sure if anyone could find a way to kill themselves with +5V, it'd be you. :redface:

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