Will a Hike Among Mountain Lions Cure a Bad Day?

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In summary: As long as the mountain lions don't just play with me. I leave you my pear tree, looks like it will have a bumper crop this year from the amount of blossoms.Zz.Thanks for the pear tree, but I think we'd all rather have you around for many more years (and birthdays). We're sending plenty of hugs (with extra for later on), and you don't need to go and get eaten by a...a...well, anything!In summary, Evo is having a bad day and plans to go hiking where mountain lions live in hopes of getting eaten. She has given away various possessions to her friends and is comforted by virtual hugs and a pear tree. However
  • #36
cyrusabdollahi said:
No, go hug a tree if you want a hug that bad. :mad:

Well I actually meant the original members of this affair, but ok I need a hug too some times; I was hoping to be the voyeur not a participant: c'mon show some love...
 
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  • #37
Moonbear said:
:rofl: Okay, maybe we can trust you with them afterall. :biggrin:

That hurt!

I'm sad now :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I need a hug
 
  • #38
I'll kick you in your pengwuino nuts if that helps.
 
  • #39
Astronuc said:
There's always more shopping at . . . um . . . Disney. :biggrin:

What a wonderful idea! Now why didn't I think about that one?

Unfortunately, it will have to wait till end of May. And then, LOOK OUT! I am spending all of my tax returns!

:)

Zz.
 
  • #40
Evo, thanks for leaving me nothing...I see I have to change yor will now...
 
  • #41
yomamma said:
Evo, thanks for leaving me nothing...I see I have to change yor will now...
I leave yomamma the keys to the private mentor hot tub.
 
  • #42
Pengwuino said:
That hurt!

I'm sad now :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I need a hug
Gives Pengwuino a BIG HUG! :smile:

And Schrodinger's Dog too!
 
  • #43
Here's my dear friend's reply (yeah the one that invited me to Berlin)

"they like people

and make sure you run, they like chasing you -- also -- you'll get a
great adrenalin rush will at least feel like you're doing something
constructive while they're chasing you -- also probably won't hurt that
much and won't be as scary

bring your cell phone, the sheriff can track it from their stomachs that way"

:frown: It's nice to have such good friends. :cry:
 
  • #44
Evo said:
Here's my dear friend's reply (yeah the one that invited me to Berlin)

"they like people

and make sure you run, they like chasing you -- also -- you'll get a
great adrenalin rush will at least feel like you're doing something
constructive while they're chasing you -- also probably won't hurt that
much and won't be as scary

bring your cell phone, the sheriff can track it from their stomachs that way"

:frown: It's nice to have such good friends. :cry:

:confused: :bugeye: :uhh: Is it an inside joke?

What has you feeling so down today, Evo?
 
  • #45
"they like people

and make sure you run, they like chasing you -- also -- you'll get a
great adrenalin rush will at least feel like you're doing something
constructive while they're chasing you -- also probably won't hurt that
much and won't be as scary

bring your cell phone, the sheriff can track it from their stomachs that way"

http://www.somedaycreations.com/sup_her04/DSC00561.jpg
 
  • #46
I think that's a clue BATMAN!

Turbines to full power!

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Evos got a riddle to solve, and she needs your help!

Dannanananan, POW! ZAM! BOP!
 
  • #47
Moonbear said:
:confused: :bugeye: :uhh: Is it an inside joke?

What has you feeling so down today, Evo?
Work sucks, they fired another friend. I have a job offer from another company offering me twice the base salary, but I don't have any respect for that company.

Fought with a friend.

Just sad. :cry:
 
  • #48
There's no respect at the unemployment line too you know. I can beat your friend up, if it helps any.
 
  • #49
Evo said:
Work sucks, they fired another friend. I have a job offer from another company offering me twice the base salary, but I don't have any respect for that company.

Fought with a friend.

Just sad. :cry:

take a salt tablet
 
  • #50
cyrusabdollahi said:
There's no respect at the unemployment line too you know. I can beat your friend up, if it helps any.
Yeah, beat him up, he won't buy me a Teddy Ruxpin either. :cry:

So, you're saying I should compromise my morals and work for the scumbags that pay more?

Yeah, I could do that. <snif>
 
  • #51
Evo said:
Work sucks, they fired another friend. I have a job offer from another company offering me twice the base salary, but I don't have any respect for that company.
They're worse than a company who is firing your friends? That's scary. But, if you double your salary, you can afford all the repairs your house needs AND the airfare to DC every few weeks. :biggrin:

Fought with a friend.

Just sad. :cry:
Yeah, stuff like that just seems to pile up. Once you're in a foul mood, it seems inevitable that even more feathers will get ruffled before it gets better. We need Gale to come around with her pillowhead friends to cheer you up when it gets this bad. :biggrin:
 
  • #52
Moonbear, don't dump Evo on me like that without first asking, please. I hear west virginia is nice Evo...

Oh yeah and, <cracks knuckles>
 
  • #53
cyrusabdollahi said:
Moonbear, don't dump Evo on me like that without first asking, please. I hear west virginia is nice Evo...
Dump Evo on you? :cry: I cook and clean and I'm nice. And I'll buy you all the crabcakes you want...

Ever had Alaskan King Crab legs dipped in melted butter with garlic and lemon? :!) :!) :!)
 
  • #54
Keep talking...:wink:
 
  • #55
cyrusabdollahi said:
Keep talking...:wink:
I can do carpentry and minor plumbing repairs, yardwork. I'm an award winning landscape artist. I sew, embroider, crochet, knit and draw portraits. I'm a gourmet cook. I make up songs. I can chauffer you around.
 
  • #56
cyrusabdollahi said:
Moonbear, don't dump Evo on me like that without first asking, please. I hear west virginia is nice Evo...

Oh yeah and, <cracks knuckles>
:rofl: I wasn't trying to dump her on you. I heard someone's date went really well and thought she might want a second date...and third, and fourth, and...

West Virginia isn't too far from DC either; I could always stop in and check on you if she doesn't have time. :devil:
 
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I can do carpentry and minor plumbing repairs

That, is not sexy...:yuck:

I can chauffer you around.

Again, not sexy...

I could always stop in and check on you if she doesn't have time.

:eek: Evo will do just fine thanks. <runs away, FAR>
 
  • #58
cyrusabdollahi said:
:eek: Evo will do just fine thanks. <runs away, FAR>
I thought you might start to see things my way. :devil: :biggrin:
 
  • #59
Ok, I can do it in a French Maid's outfit.
 
  • #60
Ah, now this thread is going somewhere meaningful! :wink:
 
  • #61
Ok, I decided not to get eaten by mountain lions...yet. Thanks for all the hugs, it worked. That and I remembered that today is potato creamcheese soup with dill and smoked ham day. :!) Don't want to miss that.
 
  • #62
I need your mountain lions, Evo! :frown:
 
  • #63
Lisa! said:
I need your mountain lions, Evo! :frown:
You too? :frown: Aww, "Hugs Lisa!". Here, have some soup, it's yummy. :smile:
 
  • #64
Mmmm, this soup is SO GOOD, maybe if I take some to the mountain lions they will stop eating the neighborhood chihuahuas.
 
  • #65
Evo said:
That and I remembered that today is potato creamcheese soup with dill and smoked ham day. :!) Don't want to miss that.
Can you freeze and FedEx me some?! Creamcheese soup with dill and smoked ham sounds really good. :tongue2:

And you really have mountain lions eating pets in your neighborhood? I would have thought coyotes. But mountain lions?!
 
  • #66
Astronuc said:
Can you freeze and FedEx me some?! Creamcheese soup with dill and smoked ham sounds really good. :tongue2:
I'm trying to find the recipe for it.

And you really have mountain lions eating pets in your neighborhood? I would have thought coyotes. But mountain lions?!
Yep, mountain lions. One came into the neighborhood last year and ate my neighbor's dog. Last hike I went on, it was a bit muddy and ran across REAL FRESH tracks, too fresh. :bugeye:
 
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In case of future hug emergencies, I present quite possibly the cutest hug in existence

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http://www.babyanimalz.com"
 
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  • #68
Awwwww, that so sweet! :smile: :approve:
 
  • #69
I wish I had a pet polar bear. It might eat me, but with cuteness like that, I'd be willing to risk it.
 
  • #70
awwrr.. polar bears...
I like this kitty hug pic, too:
http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00028/00028208.jpg
 
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