Never use the last of the toilet paper

[BobG]

How mad do you get when you find out there's no toilet paper left? Especially if you waited until it was too late to check.

Man allegedly killed roommate over toilet paper

 

[jimmy p]

It makes me mad, but not enough to cave someone in with a bloody hammer! Just inflict mild pain on someone for the discomfort and embarrassment. Happened to me a couple of days ago. I had to use kitchen roll.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

How mad do you get when you find out there's no toilet paper left? Especially if you waited until it was too late to check.

Man allegedly killed roommate over toilet paper

Maybe he really really had to go

 

[Moonbear]

If you're that desperate, grab your roommate's t-shirt; that should teach him well enough not to replace the TP, no need to kill the guy!

 

[Orefa]

Bah! Bunch of bleeding-heart, pink-bottomed liberal commies. Of course you have to kill the guy. How else is he going to learn?
-- Denny Crane

 

[scott1]

MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

I really think there making this stuff up.Or are people that dum

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I once had some roomies that really pissed me off. When I moved out I got even by taking all the toilet paper in the house and burning it in the fireplace just before I left. I made sure it was all burned up and the fire was out before I left, I didn't want the place to burn down. The last roll I saved and tossed at their puppy who liked to tear the place apart and had chewed up one of my leather bound books. I'm sure he had a good time strewing it all about the front room.
Reading this I'm glad I had left the state by the time they found out.

 

[hypatia]

Wow I hope the prison they send him to only issues him one sheet a day!