They did away with the hot dog stand at Home Depot!!! :surprised
WHAT! How dare they! When did it go away? I was there last week and I think it was there...
I've tasted Yank hot dogs. Isn't that about like closing a toxic waste dump? What are they gonna do with the snouts and *******s now?
We were there today, and not only is the stand gone, the owner is now working as a checker.
We also spent a fortune, but I can only handly one disaster at a time. Anyway, Tsu got her new bathroom today.
Hey, those were very tasty toxic snouts!
If he was that much of a fixture, you'd think they'd make him at least a rook.
Snouts, I can handle in an emergency. It's the other end that really put me off.
What are you talking about?
Kosher hot dogs all the way.
wow..no weenies at Home Depot? Thats unthinkable! They better not do that here, or I'll switch to Lowes, which have corn dogs AND nachos.
Costco still has the pizza counter, I am happy to report.
Sure. Lot's. But they don't publicly refer to their customers that way. :tongue:
Neat, sounds like it is a big project... If you need any help... give danger a call..
NO, really if you need a mule give me a call I am pretty good at packing things... I'll bring my hammer if you want!
mmmhot dogs...i still appreciate mcmenamins greasy fries and beer (when i can drink that is )
When you have a place like ours you learn quickly that if you want friends, never ask for help.
But you can come over and get hammered anytime. :rofl:
When is the big date? I forgot
Are you still packing that thing around? Just remember when the time comes, ignore all that prenatal training crap. All you really need is a can of WD-40, a good compressor, and a guy with a catcher's mitt.
Our Home Depot has a sushi bar and Lowe's serves Thai food.
I have NEVER seen food served at either one of these places. :grumpy:
I must observe that you Yanks have some mighty screwy shopping habits. Most of the tire shops around here have a coffee pot on, but that's it.
Why is it, no matter what time of day you go to those places, there is only black sludge burning in the bottom of the pot?
It's more economical. We find that it lasts longer if you don't put water in it.
Well it makes a lot of sense really. When you've got plumbers/electricians/builders/etc getting paid $20/hr to go shopping at Home Depot, they don't need a lot of encouragement to stop in at the hotdog stand and kill a half hour or so. Everybody's happy. Except maybe for the poor schmo with the clogged drain.
Apparently your tradesman standards are a bit different too. Anybody who tried that here would be either out of business or in court (probably both).
Neither Home Depot nor Lowes has any food in it here. I'm jealous! I could use some additional nourishment about halfway through one of those places.
What's a Lowe's?
Just like a Home Depot, but a blue roof instead of an orange roof.
Okay, that's why I've never seen one. We don't allow blue roofs up here any more. The geese kept going 'splat' when they thought they were landing on a lake.
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