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Programming Jokes
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Hey, I resemble that remark!
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Just one more try...
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I had one of those today.
"Thanks for your code to help me with my task, but when I do <this> it breaks."
"I must admit it never occurred to me that anyone would try anything as bizarre as that..."
(I was a bit more diplomatic - the kid's bright enough, but not very experienced.)
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Ivan Seeking
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Why do programmers keep confusing Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
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So the follow-on response would be RTFM?
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Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
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The ill-formed orange
Fails to satisfy the eye
Segmentation fault
Fails to satisfy the eye
Segmentation fault
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