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The discussion revolves around a variety of topics, beginning with the reopening of a thread on the Physics Forums. Participants express relief at the continuation of the conversation and share light-hearted banter about past threads. There are inquiries about quoting from previous threads and discussions about job opportunities for friends. The conversation shifts to humorous takes on mathematics, particularly the concept of "Killing vector fields," which one participant humorously critiques as dangerous. Participants also share personal anecdotes, including experiences with power outages and thoughts on teaching at university. The tone remains casual and playful, with discussions about the challenges of winter, the joys of friendship, and even a few jokes about life experiences. The thread captures a blend of humor, personal stories, and light philosophical musings, all while maintaining a sense of community among the forum members.
  • #3,951
WWGD said:
How about adding to this: I always thought of making it into a sort of street theater by putting many of these together:

"Louisa adams was the only presidential wife born a broad (abroad)"

"Maybe Hillary has not finished her operation yet. "

Or
" Did you call your aunt Martha"

" No"

"Why"?

" Her name is not Martha"

etc. I always thought of holding a conversation in public putting together lines of this sort.

My father was into watch making and repair and had been learning the trade from another gentleman. I remember having a very Abbot and Costello like conversation with him once regarding "the watch guy." I don't remember the details. "You're watching which guy?" "No I saw the watch guy." It's not very good but there's something in there.
 
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  • #3,952
dkotschessaa said:
"You're watching which guy?" "No I saw the watch guy." It's not very good but there's something in there.
Mr. Leuchtag: Liebchen - sweetness, what watch?
Mrs. Leuchtag: Ten watch.
Mr. Leuchtag: Such watch?
Carl: Hm. You will get along beautiful in America, mm-hmm.
 
  • #3,953
I am not barking and will eat dirt a little bit more. o0) Hopefully after my simulation I will become a real man! :DD
 
  • #3,954
dkotschessaa said:
We were talking to somebody recently who told us they cut their finger with a mandolin and had to go to the E.R. My first thought was that this person was a very hardcore bluegrass player or something.
My little brother bought me a Mandolin at least 11 years ago for my birthday. I likened the strings to razor blades. Fortunately, one of the strings broke soon afterwards, and the new strings were not half as bad.
 
  • #3,955
Still drinking cold drinks in Winter. Not a good idea, specially since I lost my big coat.
 
  • #3,956
Ibix said:
I'll wait until it's... one JILLION dollars!
How about one Brazilian?

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...oh get real...:wink:
 
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  • #3,957
Enigman said:
Do you have a CO detector?
Yes, his name is Enigman!

You and I are on the same page - I bought one Saturday. Better safe than sorry.
 
  • #3,958
WWGD said:
Still drinking cold drinks in Winter. Not a good idea, specially since I lost my big coat.
There are parts of the world where losing the big goat is really a problem.
 
  • #3,959
zoobyshoe said:
The proper 5 syllable version as opposed to the sloppy 4 syllable one.
Yes, how dear you ignore the spellcheck function available in just about any software that allows you to write.
 
  • #3,960
fresh_42 said:
There are parts of the world where losing the big goat is really a problem.
Now you're just getting my goat. Could you please also get my coat while you are at it?
 
  • #3,962
So my book found its way to the Polish edition of Newsweek :smile:

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  • #3,963
Borek said:
So my book found its way to the Polish edition of Newsweek :smile:
Moje gratulacje!
 
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  • #3,964
Borek said:
So my book found its way to the Polish edition of Newsweek :smile:

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Fantastic! Congratulations! I hope it becomes a best seller.
 
  • #3,965
Sophia said:
?
Is that the proper spelling? I'd write seriously. Well we learn new things all the time :-)
I was joking because it struck me as a hard word to misspell.
 
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  • #3,966
zoobyshoe said:
I was joking because it struck me as a hard word to misspell.
This happens to me from time to time at the keyboard: transposed letters.
Although I could not and don't want to claim it for me, it's problematic to beef about transposed letters because you never know whether you make fun of a dyslexic for whom it is a common mistake. Just wanted to mention.
.
 
  • #3,967
fresh_42 said:
This happens to me from time to time at the keyboard: transposed letters.
Although I could not and don't want to claim it for me, it's problematic to beef about transposed letters because you never know whether you make fun of a dyslexic for whom it is a common mistake. Just wanted to mention..
I knew from your posting history that you aren't. We have had a lot of dyslexic members and it is apparent in most of their posts. I certainly wouldn't make fun of them and, in fact, I once got very bent out of shape at a member who characterized dyslexia as "laziness."
 
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  • #3,968
zoobyshoe said:
I knew from your posting history that you aren't.
Damn. No more excuses for stupidity.
 
  • #3,969
fresh_42 said:
Damn. No more excuses for stupidity.
Well, WWGD was right: I just have OCPD about the spellcheck red underlining. Plus "seriuosly" sounded like someone giving the full, proper word, when most use the sloppy, easier to pronounce version: "aluminium," as opposed to "aluminum." I guess I didn't phrase my post so people made that connection.
 
  • #3,970
Borek said:
So my book found its way to the Polish edition of Newsweek :smile:

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Wow - WOOT!11!
 
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  • #3,971
fresh_42 said:
My first thought was: You need glue. You need many gluons to do it. But the joke limps for they are broken at the molecule level. Therefore it's an electromagnetic problem. So why can't we defrag bus seats? Seriuosly, why can't we glue the polymer molecules again by applying a smart electromagnetic procedure?
No, I meant shifting people around so that there are no empty spots between people sitting, and all empty seats are along the same spot.
 
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  • #3,972
WWGD said:
No, I meant shifting people around so that there are no empty spots between people sitting, and all empty seats are along the same spot.
At 1:47.
 
  • #3,973
WWGD said:
No, I meant shifting people around so that there are no empty spots between people sitting, and all empty seats are along the same spot.
?:) How insightful!
 
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Borek said:
So my book found its way to the Polish edition of Newsweek :smile:

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Congratulations!

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But did you ever pay the press to do that for you ?
(Just joking I know I ain't a classic salesman :DD)
 
  • #3,976
fresh_42 said:
Oh yes, I am excited to realize also why the moon looks ugly in actuality, far different from what most Asian stories describe for kids, i.e beautiful moonlight. It's because the Earth's gravity changes its shape with giant holes on the surface that no natural make-up cosmetics can ever likely suffice to fill up.
 
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  • #3,977
I finally got another copy of that book that had pages ripped out of it. Sometime later tonight I shall discover the secret of why they were suppressed, or alternately I will remain confused as to why they were torn out.
 
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  • #3,978
Finite Abel p-group is a directsum of its cyclic subgroups *zombie voice*
 
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  • #3,979
zoobyshoe said:
I finally got another copy of that book that had pages ripped out of it. Sometime later tonight I shall discover the secret of why they were suppressed, or alternately I will remain confused as to why they were torn out.
What was it about? I mean the book, not the torn out pages.
 
  • #3,980
fresh_42 said:
What was it about? I mean the book, not the torn out pages.
Murder mystery. "Wolves Eat Dogs," by Martin Cruz Smith. Part of a whole series featuring Russian police detective, Arkady Renko. A long, long time ago, one of his books, "Gorky Park" was a major Hollywood movie. It was the Soviet Union at that time. Renko has survived the transition and is still investigating murders in the post-Soviet era.
 
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  • #3,981
zoobyshoe said:
Murder mystery. "Wolves Eat Dogs," by Martin Cruz Smith. Part of a whole series featuring Russian police detective, Arkady Renko.
The missing pages would reveal that, in Soviet Russia, dogs eat wolves.
 
  • #3,982
Silicon Waffle said:
But did you ever pay the press to do that for you ?

I have no idea what my publisher did to get the review published (flattery? arm twisting? old boy society? or is just the book good enough?) - but I have reasons to believe it didn't involve money. Actually the narrative behind my confidence is probably worth a short story :wink:
 
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  • #3,983
Awesome achievement, Borek. Congratulations on the book and best wishes on your continued success! :bow:
 
  • #3,984
Ibix said:
The missing pages would reveal that, in Soviet Russia, dogs eat wolves.
Wolves drink beer. I now know the secret of the missing pages:

Arkady is sitting in a bar. A most interesting Hispanic man comes in with two beautiful women and orders a Dos Equis. The bartender says, "What's that?"

Arkady freezes as his mind goes back to the crime scene where an empty Dos Equis bottle was found under the victim's couch cushion.

A curious thing, because Dos Equis is not sold in Russia.
 
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Borek said:
I have no idea what my publisher did to get the review published (flattery? arm twisting? old boy society? or is just the book good enough?) - but I have reasons to believe it didn't involve money. Actually the narrative behind my confidence is probably worth a short story :wink:
If it sells enough, it might get translated into English. Then we can all read it.
 
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  • #3,986
Borek said:
So my book found its way to the Polish edition of Newsweek :smile:
:bow:
 
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  • #3,987
zoobyshoe said:
Murder mystery. "Wolves Eat Dogs," by Martin Cruz Smith.
So now you're afraid someone is running around in SD with a perfect handbook (the torn out pages) for werewolves?
 
  • #3,988
fresh_42 said:
So now you're afraid someone is running around in SD with a perfect handbook (the torn out pages) for werewolves?
Not really. I was afraid someone might have been trying to censor this book.

However, now that I know what's on the pages that is unlikely, and it's still a mystery why they got torn out of the other copy. The WWGD hypothesis, that someone accidentally stained them so badly they thought it best to remove them is now first in line. And the ibix hypothesis, that someone's young child did it, is a close second.
 
  • #3,989
Or maybe somebody really likes Dos Equis?
 
  • #3,990
zoobyshoe said:
Not really. I was afraid someone might have been trying to censor this book.

However, now that I know what's on the pages that is unlikely, and it's still a mystery why they got torn out of the other copy. The WWGD hypothesis, that someone accidentally stained them so badly they thought it best to remove them is now first in line. And the ibix hypothesis, that someone's young child did it, is a close second.
There is another possibility: Urgent needs all of a sudden to get some paper ...
 
  • #3,991
Dos Equis is nice. Not sure I'd go so far as to rip pages out of a book just to hang on to the mere mention of it, though.
 
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  • #3,992
fresh_42 said:
There is another possibility: Urgent needs all of a sudden to get some paper ...
That occurred to me, but there are completely blank pages both at the beginning and end of this edition that no one would have missed much.
 
  • #3,993
Ibix said:
Dos Equis is nice. Not sure I'd go so far as to rip pages out of a book just to hang on to the mere mention of it, though.
Maybe somebody really hates Dos Equis and feels compelled to annihilate all traces of its existence from the known universe?
 
  • #3,994
collinsmark said:
Maybe somebody really hates Dos Equis and feels compelled to annihilate all traces of its existence from the known universe?
I think we can rule this out because, given the importance of the clue, the beverage in question is mentioned many more times in the rest of the book, which was intact.
 
  • #3,995
Sorry to keep bringing this up: Powerball jackpot hits $1,500,000,000 . I am sort of hoping no one wins, just to see the jackpot reaching 3-4 billion for next time. Of course, since sales of tickets are way up , it is necessary for a lot of repeats to happen .Wonder if it will be shown in large video screens.
 
  • #3,996
WWGD said:
Sorry to keep bringing this up: Powerball jackpot hits $1,500,000,000 . I am sort of hoping no one wins, just to see the jackpot reaching 3-4 billion for next time. Of course, since sales of tickets are way up , it is necessary for a lot of repeats to happen .Wonder if it will be shown in large video screens.
Someone just posted this on Facebook:
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  • #3,997
zoobyshoe said:
Someone just posted this on Facebook:
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They are either horrible at Math or misunderstood (misunderestimated?) the meaning of 1.5 billion. It comes down to $4.33 /person. Or a bit more than $1 per Chinese person. Or, EDIT: Maybe Andolini is Italian and was thinking of Liras. But not even then.
 
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  • #3,998
WWGD said:
They are either horrible at Math or misunderstood (misunderestimated?) the meaning of 1.5 billion. It comes down to $4.33 /person. Or a bit more than $1 per Chinese person.
Enough to buy a calculator for each person, you think?
 
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WWGD said:
They are either horrible at Math or misunderstood (misunderestimated?) the meaning of 1.5 billion. It comes down to $4.33 /person. Or a bit more than $1 per Chinese person. Or, EDIT: Maybe Andolini is Italian and was thinking of Liras. But not even then.
The original meme seems to have originated from an Instagram account named Esteyban, as Buzzfeed notes. Though the quote is attributed to a person named Philipe Andolini, Tech Insider could not find any such person after a quick internet search. Judging by Esteyban's other Instagrams, however, it's likely a made-up person the self-labeled "meme-creator" chose for his meme.
http://www.techinsider.io/powerball-split-math-meme-is-wrong-2016-1
 
  • #4,000
zoobyshoe said:
I finally got another copy of that book that had pages ripped out of it. Sometime later tonight I shall discover the secret of why they were suppressed, or alternately I will remain confused as to why they were torn out.
Just curious, have you asked library staff if this happens often?
 

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