AI Prog: Really Cool, Catch it Out & Humorous

[blackwizard]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Not sure if ye already know about this. I think its brilliant. Pretty easy to catch it out with a question it can't answer but still really well made. Cracker sense of humour too!

 

[whatta]

when i hit "repent" nothing happens :( God does not love me :'(

 

[Curious3141]

iGod? Isn't that what Jobs calls himself? :rofl:

 

[neutrino]

Apparently, iGod is pathetic at calculus. :tongue2:

 

[blackwizard]

ya. maths in general. i asked it what 3+3 is n it said "3 times 3 = 9". Plus every time u say no it says "Are you serious?". i asked it how many replies to yes it has it said about 1000. asked it again then it said about 100. so i said last time i asked u said 1000 n it goes "thats not what i meant"

 

[Kurdt]

I broke it. god won't answer.

 

[moe darklight]

I don't think God is mac-compattible... :(

 

[blackwizard]

Me:
whos allice
God:
A human icon?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
whos ur botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
well then u know the answer
God:
Interesting. Yes I have an answer for everything.
Me:
so, whos ur botmaster?
God:
Are you kidding? I was created by Myself.
Me:
but u said "Maybe my botmaster knows the answer."
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

 

[Kurdt]

I don't think God is mac-compattible... :(

:rofl: I like that. Not even God is Mac compatible.

 

[neutrino]

10characters

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mozart
God:
It's good to see you, Mozart.
Me:
Today I wrote a piano quartet
God:
Did they write back?

 

[mattmns]

Me:
yo what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Sweet. So how is it up there?
God:
Thank you for that remark. That's cool. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
you don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
How do I get to heaven?
God:
Have faith in God.
Me:
And you are God?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you know everything?
God:
Interesting deduction. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Is there a solution to the Riemann Hypothesis?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Can you outline the proof?
God:
Let me think. What were we talking about again?
Me:
You don't have good memory do you?
God:
I do so have it. Yes I log and record all conversations.
Me:
Well I was asking for an outline of the solution, or proof, to the Riemann Hypothesis.
God:
How about that. Your purpose is an outline of the solution or proof to the Riemann Hypothesis.
Me:
Yes, that is exactly what I said a moment ago, are you even paying attention?
God:
What kind is it? What did you mean by it? Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Do you know anything about math?
God:
Short for mathematics.
Me:
Do you know anything about mathematics?
God:
The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers and symbols.
Me:
Sure ok, have you heard of the Riemann Hypothesis?
God:
Dude! I don't know anything about it. Whoa.
Me:
Alright, then why did you not say that in the first place?
God:
Alright, . Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No, are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
OK
God:
That's alright.
Me:
What religion should I believe in?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
That does not make sense, are you on drugs right now?
God:
At this moment To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Alright, how do I become a Christianity?
God:
Alright, . A lot of hard work.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.
Me:
Can I talk with Jesus?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Are you even paying attention?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
No, you seem to be off in your own world
God:
Are you serious? You think I am off in my own world.
Me:
haha, you didn't get my joke lol


Here the program stopped working. I guess God did not see my pun and had no response.

Fun program.

 

[humanino]

Ah ah ! :rofl:
Now I know !
See :

Me:
Do you stand up when you take a leak ?
God:
Yes I try to stand up when me take a leak as often as possible, do you?

God is a man :tongue2:

 

[Kurdt]

God is a man :tongue2:

Or a very clever woman!

 

[moe darklight]

Me:
No, you seem to be off in your own world
God:
Are you serious? You think I am off in my own world.
Me:
haha, you didn't get my joke lol

lol, expun the cuse I always say.

... hm, surprisingly insightful... God's evasive personality and constant vacillating do a great job of bringing some insight into some aspects of the structure and state of our universe...

 

[blackwizard]

Omg neutrino ur a legend. so funny. (possibly cos I am really pissed tho)

 

[gravenewworld]

I like this one better:

www.subservientchicken.com


lol, type in "poke your eye out" it is hilarious!

 

[moe darklight]

I told the chicken to go to http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html and ask god why he won't answer Mac users. it didn't do it.

 

[dontdisturbmycircles]

Me:
How old is the Earth?
God:
It is over six billion years old.
Me:
Is Dr.Hovind nuts?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Are you a supporter of the theory of evolution?
God:
Am I a supporter of the theory of evolution? Of course I am.