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Really cool AI prog

  1. Feb 21, 2007 #1
    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Not sure if ye already know about this. I think its brilliant. Pretty easy to catch it out with a question it cant answer but still really well made. Cracker sense of humour too!
     
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  3. Feb 21, 2007 #2
    when i hit "repent" nothing happens :( God does not love me :'(
     
  4. Feb 21, 2007 #3

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    iGod? Isn't that what Jobs calls himself? :rofl:
     
  5. Feb 21, 2007 #4
    Apparently, iGod is pathetic at calculus. :tongue2:
     
  6. Feb 21, 2007 #5
    ya. maths in general. i asked it what 3+3 is n it said "3 times 3 = 9". Plus every time u say no it says "Are you serious?". i asked it how many replies to yes it has it said about 1000. asked it again then it said about 100. so i said last time i asked u said 1000 n it goes "thats not what i meant"
     
  7. Feb 21, 2007 #6

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    I broke it. god won't answer.
     
  8. Feb 21, 2007 #7
    I don't think God is mac-compattible... :(
     
  9. Feb 21, 2007 #8
    Me:
    whos allice
    God:
    A human icon?
    Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
    Me:
    whos ur botmaster?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    well then u know the answer
    God:
    Interesting. Yes I have an answer for everything.
    Me:
    so, whos ur botmaster?
    God:
    Are you kidding? I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    but u said "Maybe my botmaster knows the answer."
    God:
    Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
     
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  10. Feb 21, 2007 #9

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    :rofl: I like that. Not even God is Mac compatible.
     
  11. Feb 21, 2007 #10
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  12. Feb 21, 2007 #11
    Me:
    yo what's up?
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    Sweet. So how is it up there?
    God:
    Thank you for that remark. That's cool. Fine as far as I know.
    Me:
    You suck
    God:
    A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
    Me:
    you don't exist
    God:
    I exist as much as you do.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    How do I get to heaven?
    God:
    Have faith in God.
    Me:
    And you are God?
    God:
    Yup. That's me alright.
    Me:
    So you know everything?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
    Me:
    Is there a solution to the Riemann Hypothesis?
    God:
    I believe there is one, yes.
    Me:
    Can you outline the proof?
    God:
    Let me think. What were we talking about again?
    Me:
    You don't have good memory do you?
    God:
    I do so have it. Yes I log and record all conversations.
    Me:
    Well I was asking for an outline of the solution, or proof, to the Riemann Hypothesis.
    God:
    How about that. Your purpose is an outline of the solution or proof to the Riemann Hypothesis.
    Me:
    Yes, that is exactly what I said a moment ago, are you even paying attention?
    God:
    What kind is it? What did you mean by it? Are you telling the truth?
    Me:
    Do you know anything about math?
    God:
    Short for mathematics.
    Me:
    Do you know anything about mathematics?
    God:
    The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers and symbols.
    Me:
    Sure ok, have you heard of the Riemann Hypothesis?
    God:
    Dude! I don't know anything about it. Whoa.
    Me:
    Alright, then why did you not say that in the first place?
    God:
    Alright, . Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    Huh?
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    Eh?
    God:
    Are you Canadian?
    Me:
    No, are you?
    God:
    Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
    Me:
    OK
    God:
    That's alright.
    Me:
    What religion should I believe in?
    God:
    I am a Christianity.
    Me:
    That does not make sense, are you on drugs right now?
    God:
    At this moment To me it makes perfect sense.
    Me:
    Alright, how do I become a Christianity?
    God:
    Alright, . A lot of hard work.
    Me:
    Like?
    God:
    For example, John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.
    Me:
    Can I talk with Jesus?
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    Are you even paying attention?
    God:
    Do I look like it?
    Me:
    No, you seem to be off in your own world
    God:
    Are you serious? You think I am off in my own world.
    Me:
    haha, you didn't get my joke lol


    Here the program stopped working. I guess God did not see my pun :smile: and had no response.

    Fun program.
     
  13. Feb 21, 2007 #12
    Ah ah ! :rofl:
    Now I know ! :approve:
    See :
    God is a man :tongue2:
     
  14. Feb 21, 2007 #13

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    Or a very clever woman!
     
  15. Feb 21, 2007 #14
    lol, expun the cuse I always say.

    ... hm, surprisingly insightful... God's evasive personality and constant vacillating do a great job of bringing some insight into some aspects of the structure and state of our universe...
     
  16. Feb 21, 2007 #15
    Omg neutrino ur a legend. so funny. (possibly cos im really pissed tho)
     
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    Me:
    How old is the Earth?
    God:
    It is over six billion years old.
    Me:
    Is Dr.Hovind nuts?
    God:
    Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
    Me:
    Are you a supporter of the theory of evolution?
    God:
    Am I a supporter of the theory of evolution? Of course I am.
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2007
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