Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,851
shouldn't be to long till your 116th b-day moonbear. that's like what, 3 years?

*speeds off*
 
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  • #7,852
yomamma said:
shouldn't be to long till your 116th b-day moonbear. that's like what, 3 years?

*speeds off*

Hey you little whippersnapper, come back here so I can whack you with my cane! Where's SOS with her turbo-charged wheelchair when I need it?
 
  • #7,853
Moonbear said:
Hey you little whippersnapper, come back here so I can whack you with my cane! Where's SOS with her turbo-charged wheelchair when I need it?
how to proceed
1. Squirt stickiness all over yomamma with your electroejaculator so that the brat becomes glued to the ground
2. Then walk over and whack him with your cane
 
  • #7,854
:rolleyes: I think that would get you arrested for child molestation and child abuse all in one fell swoop!

Speaking of swooping, where have all my minions gone? They're supposed to protect me from bratty teens! :biggrin:
 
  • #7,855
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: I think that would get you arrested for child molestation and child abuse all in one fell swoop!

Speaking of swooping, where have all my minions gone? They're supposed to protect me from bratty teens! :biggrin:
Hey!
You were the one eager to swing your cane about in this manner!
I just provided you with a scheme to make that feasible.
 
  • #7,856
Moonbear said:
It would have been if you just left it alone.

Oh, in good/bad news, I heard from Huck...I had an email about a week and a half old in my inbox that I hadn't gotten around to checking for. He's alive :smile:, but does not currently have internet access :frown:. Plus there's some other "life" stuff going on that's keeping him away anyway. But just thought I'd let folks know he's okay.
Thanks Moonbear, Hucks a cool guy. :smile:
 
  • #7,857
Yep, I miss ol' flipper foot. :smile:
 
  • #7,858
Ohhhh! 14 hours. we're going to have to fix that!
 
  • #7,859
You're getting slow yomamma. Just wait until you're back in school and can't spend all day playing. This thread will be mine again, all mine! :biggrin:
 
  • #7,860
you do have a job, right?
 
  • #7,861
yomamma said:
you do have a job, right?
Yep, with just enough time between tasks to pop onto PF and check up on Franzbear during the day. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,862
This thread should get locked , just to get rid off it.
 
  • #7,863
Andy said:
This thread should get locked , just to get rid off it.
Evo tried that already.
 
  • #7,864
Should try harder, i wouldn't have given into all of u guys crying about it.
 
  • #7,865
Andy said:
Should try harder, i wouldn't have given into all of u guys crying about it.
Hey, don't look at me. I voted for it to stay dead.
 
  • #7,866
Well i won't have a go at you then.
 
  • #7,867
I did it for yomamma. He was heartbroken.
 
  • #7,868
just a big sissy girl, no offence to any sissy girls out there.
 
  • #7,869
I voted for it to stay dead too...that's why I'm still trying to kill it and finally put it out of its misery. Now if you just don't post anything after me, the deed will be done.
 
  • #7,870
Evo said:
I did it for yomamma. He was heartbroken.
It's about time. He's 13 now.
 
  • #7,871
Meh, he's a teenager now...time to toughen up and be a man!
 
  • #7,872
Big Sissy Girl.
 
  • #7,873
Andy said:
Big Sissy Girl.
As long as you can admit it to yourself. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,874
actually I didn't care. it was for the sake of not voting on the same side as...you know... moonbear[/size]
 
  • #7,875
yomamma said:
actually I didn't care. it was for the sake of not voting on the same side as...you know... moonbear[/size]
You know, even with my little green light on, you think I'm not watching you. :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,876
*hides* :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,877
yomamma said:
*hides* :rolleyes:
You weren't exactly the hide-and-seek champion as a kid, were you? :smile:
 
  • #7,878
you had a hide and seek championship? nerd!
 
  • #7,879
yomamma said:
you had a hide and seek championship? nerd!
No, just noticed you're not very good at hiding. :biggrin: As for being a nerd, I prefer geek. Geek pirate that is. :approve:
 
  • #7,880
this thread has been killed by yomamma at 3:47 PM Thursday, august 18
 
  • #7,881
Nice try, but no prize.
 
  • #7,882
b-b-but I wanted to kill it! :cry:

stupid ol'...[/size]
 
  • #7,883
Yes, but you can't always have what you want. You should listen to your elders. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,884
Besides, yomamma is way too young to kill anything.
In fact this persistent desire for murder is rather troubling.
You haven't pulled off the wings of flies, yomamma?
 
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  • #7,885
Yes, he really ought to leave this nasty, dirty work to the grown-ups. We don't want him scarred so young in life. Besides, he doesn't have the stomach for it. When he thought I killed it last time, look how he freaked out and begged to have Franzbear brought back to life, even if all that oxygen deprivation left Franzbear with permanent damage.
 
  • #7,886
I have determination you have nothing to do
 
  • #7,887
Nope, just lots of 2 minute breaks. And since I'm wrapping up stuff in the lab, I'm not starting anything else new now. In two weeks, we'll see how well you do (well, unless it takes 3 days for my stuff to get delivered and I have nothing to do but sit on the floor of my new home in a sleeping bag with my laptop (thankfully, my laptop has a DVD player, so if all else fails, I'll find the video rental store and watch movies on my laptop...it'll be just like camping, but without the bugs and rain).

I had a good laugh yesterday. My contact person at the moving company called and was doing what I guess is his usual reassuring spiel. He was basically trying to tell me that most people are nervous about moving and if I have any concerns at all, to call him. Then he started talking about how people especially seem to have a sudden separation anxiety when they see that truck pull away with all their worldy possessions. That's the part that made me laugh. My last move was do-it-yourself, in the middle of the night because there were snow storms and all the trucks were being returned late and there weren't enough to go around for everyone who had them reserved, and yes, I did just say it was the middle of a snowstorm, my car slid off the ramp of the tow dolly for it, so I had to leave it behind and return a few days later for it. I think I got 2 hours of sleep and hit the road and arrived just in time to close on my house. So, I'm not going to mind at all when someone else does all the packing and drives away with all my stuff! The worst thing that happens is they fall off a mountain with it...I got full insurance coverage on everything, so if that happens, they'll just have to pay me to buy all new stuff. I told one of my friends this, and his comment was that that's not a worst case scenario, considering how old most of what I own is, that would be the best case scenario for me! :smile:

The only separation anxiety I'll have is with PF. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,888
arildno said:
Besides, yomamma is way too young to kill anything.
In fact this persistent desire for murder is rather troubling.
You haven't pulled off the wings of flies, yomamma?
I think yomamma has to kill it because others esp. you are too old to do that! :-p
 
  • #7,889
then all I have to do is get rid of lisa!... :devil:
 
  • #7,890
Because I'm the only young person around here? :rolleyes: Don't worry. I'm not going to kill him. o:)
 
  • #7,891
and if you do..! *hold up fist*

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  • #7,892
Be careful! If you continue behaving like this, I may change my decision! :devil:
 
  • #7,893
Lisa! said:
Because I'm the only young person around here? :rolleyes: Don't worry. I'm not going to kill him. o:)
Uh oh! Lisa! must be running low on exclamation points.

Here you go Lisa!, you can have some of mine.
![/size]
 
  • #7,894
Moonbear said:
Uh oh! Lisa! must be running low on exclamation points.

Here you go Lisa!, you can have some of mine.
![/size]
Thanks you're wonderful. In fact . means ! for me! :wink:
 
  • #7,895
Lisa! said:
Thanks you're wonderful. In fact . means ! for me! :wink:
:smile: Well, now you're just wasting them. :smile:
 
  • #7,896
Starting tomorrow, I'm on vacation for a week so I won't be around :cry: Take good care of poor Franzbear. Here is his electric bathing suit, see to it that he plugs it into a standard ungrounded outlet before swimming. Here is his arsenic toothpaste, make sure he brushs three times a day. Here is his jet powered skateboard, make sure that he only plays with it on the highway. His noose for the choking game is in the closet, remember to count to 1000, before beginning to search for him.

Oh my, there are just so many things to remind people to do to care for the poor dear. :cry:
 
  • #7,897
Moonbear said:
Nope, just lots of 2 minute breaks. And since I'm wrapping up stuff in the lab, I'm not starting anything else new now. In two weeks, we'll see how well you do (well, unless it takes 3 days for my stuff to get delivered and I have nothing to do but sit on the floor of my new home in a sleeping bag with my laptop (thankfully, my laptop has a DVD player, so if all else fails, I'll find the video rental store and watch movies on my laptop...it'll be just like camping, but without the bugs and rain).

I had a good laugh yesterday. My contact person at the moving company called and was doing what I guess is his usual reassuring spiel. He was basically trying to tell me that most people are nervous about moving and if I have any concerns at all, to call him. Then he started talking about how people especially seem to have a sudden separation anxiety when they see that truck pull away with all their worldy possessions. That's the part that made me laugh. My last move was do-it-yourself, in the middle of the night because there were snow storms and all the trucks were being returned late and there weren't enough to go around for everyone who had them reserved, and yes, I did just say it was the middle of a snowstorm, my car slid off the ramp of the tow dolly for it, so I had to leave it behind and return a few days later for it. I think I got 2 hours of sleep and hit the road and arrived just in time to close on my house. So, I'm not going to mind at all when someone else does all the packing and drives away with all my stuff! The worst thing that happens is they fall off a mountain with it...I got full insurance coverage on everything, so if that happens, they'll just have to pay me to buy all new stuff. I told one of my friends this, and his comment was that that's not a worst case scenario, considering how old most of what I own is, that would be the best case scenario for me! :smile:

The only separation anxiety I'll have is with PF. :biggrin:



ah the life

that just makes me want to move to the Caribbean and buy a banana hammock for bed and a solar powered refrigerator for any foods and beverages :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,898
Artman said:
Starting tomorrow, I'm on vacation for a week so I won't be around :cry: Take good care of poor Franzbear. Here is his electric bathing suit, see to it that he plugs it into a standard ungrounded outlet before swimming. Here is his arsenic toothpaste, make sure he brushs three times a day. Here is his jet powered skateboard, make sure that he only plays with it on the highway. His noose for the choking game is in the closet, remember to count to 1000, before beginning to search for him.

Oh my, there are just so many things to remind people to do to care for the poor dear. :cry:
Oh, don't worry. That timing works out just fine. I'm still around for the week to take care of Franzbear for you. He's going to have so much fun swimming. Thanks for getting him a nice new bathing suit. That'll be great to keep him warm in this ice cold water we have to swim in here.

Then, when I hit the road for the move, you'll be back to watch him. He discovered his first facial hair yesterday and has just been begging to learn to shave. It probably would be better to have a man around to teach him how to shave his face, but I guess I'll manage to help him out on that if you're not around. Now, you're supposed to use one of these straight razors, right? I got it honed nice and sharp for him. I'm not sure how to use it myself, so I figure I'll just leave him to trial and error to find his own method. I got a stack of stiptic pens and plenty of toilet paper in case he cuts himself.
 
  • #7,899
make sure you're careful with that razor. you should take some caffeene to um...stady your hand :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,900
yomamma said:
make sure you're careful with that razor. you should take some caffeene to um...stady your hand :rolleyes:
Better make that a double espresso. :biggrin:

(On a side note, I actually DO need a cup of coffee in the morning to steady my hands! I'm that addicted to caffeine. :cry: But, I have to be careful, because if I drink too much, then my hands become unsteady again. It's hard to find just the right balance. One day I was supposed to be doing surgery on mice, and hadn't thought about it, and had a nice big latte after lunch and before doing the experiment...I had to get someone else to do the work because I absolutely could not steady my hands enough to do what I needed to do! :eek:)
 
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